Hakureisaiga- This chapter will be short, so in compensation, this is a double update
Ultimate-Zelda-fan- Yes, I planned on screwing Hiashi over in this story
The DragonBard- Kyuubi plays a part in controlling Tenrou's urges and Naruto is about 5 foot 7 since he had no ramen on his trip
Hopetess-Thanks
Sefirot-There are N/SDK crossovers, it is just that there are in the Naruto section and awfully hard to find.
Gravity the Wizard-Correct, Gravity!
Rose Tiger-It would be if I didn't label it as a crossover, thanks for the comments
Barterfield- Thanks, I will!
Chapter 4- Hiashi's Springtime of Youth
3 days later- "Everything is set up?" asked Naruto. Hinata nodded, "The Branch and Hanabi are the only ones in on it." Naruto said, "Good, I already put up the posters and the bed sheets up. Are his clothes replaced?"
Hinata said, "Hai!"
Naruto said, "Now we wait. Operation: Spring into Youth will commence in 3-2-1."
Hiashi woke up to find everything replaced with green and orange colors. There were posters of Gai and Lee in their sunset genjutsu. He looked down to see that he was in a comforter with Gai and Lee's faces on it.
"Who the hell did this?" Was it Naruto? Impossible, he couldn't have done this or else I would have detected it and Hinata doesn't have that kind of speed." Hiashi thought. The Hyuga lord got up to put on his robe to find that his clothes were replaced by green spandex and orange leg-warmers.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hiashi screamed in terror, his cry ringing throughout the Hyuga household.
Naruto and Hinata chuckled, "It seems that Lord Hiashi has found his flames of youth."
Two Branch member guards burst into the room, "Lord Hyuga….what is the…." One began until he saw Hiashi in a pajama shirt that said, "Bring the full power of YOUTH!" and long pants with Gai and Lee in the Nice Guy pose all over the place.
"Ummm….Lord Hiashi….I….uh, never knew how you felt…..that way. " One of the guards said, trying not to snicker.
"Bring me Hinata….NOW!" The guards turned to run out of the room, snickering lowly as Hiashi had no choice, but to put on the spandex.
"You better go, Hinata and see our progress." Naruto said, hiding in the shadows.
Hinata nodded and approached the two guards, who were laughing lowly. "Lady Hinata, we must lead you to Lord Hiashi, apparently he is having trouble of coming out of the closet with his flames of youth." The guard said, snickering.
Hinata smirked, "I will try to help him with his problem."
Hinata was led with Naruto hiding in her shadow closely. They walked into the room and both Naruto and Hinata were laughing at the expense of the Hyuga Lord. "Yes, Lord Hyuga, do you need something?" Hinata said with an amused look.
Hiashi said, "I know that you and that boy had something to do with this."
Hinata faked an innocent look, "I assure you that we have nothing to do with this. Neither Naruto-kun nor I have stepped into your chambers since that day we met with you at Ichiraku Ramen, but I must say that your choice of wardrobe is quite…unique. I never knew that you felt so strongly about youth."
Hiashi growled, "Leave me…all of you." The guards along with Naruto and Hinata moved out not in fear of Hiashi, the fact they were about to burst out in laughter and ran out quickly.
Hiashi tried to have the Main Family and Branch Family lend them their robes, but all of the Hyuga clan had the clothes switched….well, except the sympathizers and the Branch Family who were wearing a genjutsu over their robes and a seal that tricked the Byakugan into thinking that the clothes were real.
So he was forced to wear tight green spandex, which made a certain Hyuga pass out in fright. Then the day got worse as Lee and Gai showed up to pick up their teammate, Neji Hyuga, who was also Hinata's cousin.
Seeing Hiashi's wardrobe, they ran the Hyuga clan through a two hour speech about the springtime of youth. The branch family and the Main family sympathizers were prepared with special earplugs to block out the speech, and then they were subjugated to Lee and Gai's sunset genjutsu with the unfortunate Hiashi Hyuga in the middle of the embrace.
The angry Hyuga lord walked toward the Hokage's office with the civilians and ninja alike, laughing at him and taking pictures. "Hokage-sama!" he shouted.
Sarutobi looked up to see Hiashi in spandex and began to laugh until tears came out of his eyes.
Hiashi stood there, agitated, "I would like to report Naruto Uzumaki to put the Hyuga clan in this outrageous position."
Sarutobi said, "Do you have any proof that he did this….and his name isn't Naruto Uzumaki, it's Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze."
Hiashi said, "He is the Fourth's son?!"
Sarutobi said, "Yes, his heritage will be announced officially tomorrow."
Hiashi growled, "I don't care! I want him arrested and punished for this humiliation."
Sarutobi repeated, "I repeat, do you have any proof of him doing this?"
Hiashi growled, "No….but I know he did it." Sarutobi said, "Hiashi-san, I can't arrest Naruto if you don't have any proof of him doing this…and don't even think that I am defending him because he is Minato's son…you remember I did punish him for painting the Hokage's faces when he just turned six."
Hiashi closed his mouth, "Fine…." He stalked off and the Hokage put up a silence jutsu to laugh and roll on the floor to his heart's content. "Naruto…you never cease to amaze and provide the life in Konoha….that was my laugh for the day."
Hokage Monument- "That was the best prank ever and it is all on tape and pictures for memories." Naruto said with a devilish grin, "The Prankster is back and better than ever along with his lady by his side." Hinata placed a kiss on his lips, "Did you post the pictures all over the village already?"
Naruto nodded, "Yes, in a few minutes, you shall hear a low rumble of laughter quickly increasing in crescendo in 3….2…..1." Sure enough, there was a faint cry of laughter that grew louder and louder as time progressed and Hiashi's reputation as a stoic man was destroyed completely. He was now known as the Closet Youth Fanatic.
Hakureisaiga-Told you that it was
Naruto-It doesn't matter, this is a double update, so I am sure that your fans will forgive you
Hakureisaiga- Next chapter is the Meetings of Demons: Mist Demon and Demon Eyes
