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All Rukia could do was looking up Byakuya incredulously.
"Excuse me?" Defiance was clear in her voice.
"What is the meaning of all of that?" He gesture in direction of the party looking extremely angry.
"Its called fun something you have no idea how to have." Anger was creeping into her voice .
"How in the hell was that fun."
She had never seen Byakuya truly angry at her before she had no idea how intimidating he could really be. Feeling a little bold she smirked.
"It was a party some place to relax and possibly get that stick unlodged from your." she couldn't say it so she just gestured to his ass. She watched his eyes get murderous and his jaw clench and unclench.
He locked eyes with her still mad as hell. "I'm sorry I don't like seeing the person I hold dearest to me act like a whore."
"I was acting like a whore!" by this time she was yelling at him thoroughly insulted. "Mister I got two vibrators, and I just have to go to this party that I usually avoid every year like the plague just to be courteous to the women who gave them to me, and you call me a whore! And you were hanging and Matsumoto like there was no tomorrow." she looked murderous now.
"You where practically draped around my lieutenant." If looks could kill Rukia would be dead.
"You think I gave Renji a vibrator." She laughed bitterly "You, yourself know how stupid that is Byakuya.
"It was purple and had bunnies on it." He acted as if that said it all right there.
She just looked at Byakuya like he was truly stupid.
"How the hell do you know if I even gave one out." Her little hands were on her hips and she was tapping her foot angrily on the floor.
"Because Rukia you're a terrible lair and just by the way you were acting I could tell you gave it to someone." Byakuya looked positively smug.
Glaring up at Byakuya she was going to deal the final blow or so she thought. "So what if I did."
She watched his face go into angry shock. "I would suggest you wipe that glare of your face this moment."
But Rukia continued not bothering to respond to his threat just yet. "At least you would approve of who I gave it to, and does it really bother you that much that I could possibly have a sex drive , and what if I don't stop glairing."
Moving closer to her he growled. "There is no one in the Seireitei worthy of you giving that gift to and I mean no one."
The omission temporarily stunned Rukia, she really didn't want to believe he cared that much about her but this would not stop her tirade
"As for you and your sex drive you're a woman not a little girl and you are not a stone, but I refuse to let you go out and flaunt yourself , and if you don't stop glairing I can insure that you will not be going on any missions or practicing with your unit any time soon."
Rukia was so angry at what she was hearing she was staring to become selective about what she heard and started to shake out of pure frustration.
"You couldn't ensure any of that not even you're that powerful."
He arched an angry eyebrow "I'm not." He laughed at her condescendingly "Watch me."
Rukia was now starting to become a little afraid in the back of her mind she knew he could do it and she did not want to be trapped in a house with someone who could never feel the same way about her that she did about him it would tear her apart.
"Why?" She was now angry and scared and lashing out . "Why would you want to make me stay in a house where you just tolerate me. You avoid me like the plague most days ." She now completely lost scene of what she was saying. "And now you fault me for being human. I have tried for so many years to get you to even feel a single thing for me and you don't and it kills me. You know what, screw you."
This omission on her part threw him back a few steps but he would not show it . "Go to bed Rukia you are obviously drunk which I can add to your many offences that you have committed tonight. So go to bed before I do something I will regret. And yes now you will be house bound for all of your training until I say otherwise."
Anger fear and sadness coursing through her now she looked up at him defiant as ever. Hiking up her kimono so she could move easier she turned sharply walking heavy footed to her room before stopping in the hall and turning back to him . "And I am not drunk!."
This night was truly turning out to be a disaster she felt a tear slip from her eyes as she made her way to her room.
Rukia slammed the door to her room and kicked off her house slippers and watched them as they collided with her dressing table . She was bristling with indignation he had called her a whore. Sitting on her bed she pulled off a sock violently. Where did that man get off , she yanked the other sock off just as violently. Standing she was livid absolutely livid never in her wildest dreams did she ever think she could be so angry with one stupid human being or death god or whatever the fuck he was. As she paced again the kimono was restricting her movement so she loosened it letting the neck line drop over her shoulders leaving them bare and letting her walk freely. Walking to her dressing table she took a look at herself just to make sure she really didn't look like a whore .
"I so do not."
She yanked both hair sticks out letting her hair fall messily over her shoulders she had looked respectable all night everything had been covered she never acted inappropriately she only ever talked Renji once and it wasn't just Renji Hisagi and Toshiro where there too. Practically throwing her hair sticks on her dressing table she continued to fume. She just couldn't believe it her mind was angry and going in circles so she was going to give him a piece of her mind for calling her that.
Stomping down the hallway she reached his room and didn't even bother to knock before she barged in without thinking.
"I can't believe you called me a whore." She snapped at him.
A half naked Byakuya turned around he had started to change into his night cloths once again he was shirtless in just his nice Hakima pants but this sight was not going to deter her from her rant . He gave her a surprised and un amused look.
"Didn't anyone ever teach you to knock?" The words came out flat as he gritted his teeth.
"Didn't anyone ever teach you to be a gentleman and not call a woman a whore." She huffed indignantly and pulled one of her sleeves that was falling dangerously low partially back over her shoulder.
"Damn it Rukia" he yelled this time "Don't you ever challenge my manners or how I treat a woman I would never."
"Well you did." She flipped her hair over her should putting her hands on her hips again letting both sleeves slip over her shoulders and pointed at him accusingly " I never once did anything inappropriate , and you…. She was so angry she was stuttering . . . You ….. Called me a whore!"
She was angry and sad at the same time and still puffed up so he couldn't diffuse her. "And that is not true."
She watched him close his eyes tightly for a moment the open them looking dangerous. "I said go to bed Rukia and I meant it."
Turning her head away she huffed "You never. . " Before she could finish she felt two arms pick her up and throw her over his shoulder.
"You were warned."
She hung limply over his shoulder for a moment to stunned to move or do anything .He had just picked her up he had never touched her yet alone picked her up.
"What the hell!"
She felt his hands press harder into the backs of her thighs and his shoulders tense.
"I told you to go to bed."
Feeling his fingers dig into her thighs she let out an uncomfortable eep and dragged her nails up his back in response to the jolt of pain . She felt him shiver under her and let out a low grown and grip her thighs harder causing her to shiver and fall back with a breathy moan loosing the little fight she had left in her and letting her cheek rest on his shoulder.
"You will be the death of me."
She felt herself get tossed on her bed in a mass of jumbled up clothing. When she looked back up at him she shivered in her mass of frustration not once did it occur to her that this man was half dressed . Not just that she had barged into his room without a thought in the world of what she would find . Pursing her lips she had to look away as her heart started to pound in her chest looking at him she saw the graceful young man in the training arena not her stanch Nii-sama.
For an extremely long moment he looked down at her with an unreadable expression before turning sharply and leaving the room letting the door slam behind him.
"Well that was productive." She muttered to herself.
Byakuya stayed home later the next day then he usually did he wanted to enjoy his morning cup of tea besides he could work on some paper work from home.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
Rukia's shrill voice could be heard all over the house. Smiling Byakuya took another sip of tea that made wasting his morning worth it . He heard footsteps thump loudly down the hall and he counted one . . . two. . . and the door to the dining room slide open with a thump and there stood an extremely angry Rukia with a white note crumpled in her hands.
"How did you do this?"She shook the white paper at him ."How in the hell did you pull this one off?"
He could see she was biting the inside of her lip trying to keep from saying more and her fists turning white crumpling the paper more in her fist .
"You know young women should really not talk like that." His voice came out mild without any of the amusement he was feeling inside.
"You banned me from my unit for a week!" she thrust the paper at him.
He already knew what it said all he had to do was tell her Taichou that he did not want her to get bombarded with stupid boys trying to talk to her all day.
"You actually bloody did it. I can't believe you."
He took another sip of his tea and set down his paper work ."I told you I could. I could have done a lot worse you know."
She stared down at him in pure disbelief her face was as red as a beet from anger he could hear the paper crinkle in her hands and it was the most satisfying sound he had heard in a very long time .Standing he walked over to her and kissed her gently on the for head. "And I will be a little late this evening I'm going to be having an early dinner with Ise Nanao."
He smiled again because if he was correct her left eye just twitched a little.
"You can have dinner with whomever you please Lord Kuchiki.
He just nodded "She seems to be a woman that would be sensible and could possibly give me some." He paused for a moment looking for the right absolutely devious words. "Enlightenment." He smirked and shrugged nonchalantly ."Perhaps she could be quiet useful it has been some time since I have dealt with them and seeing how practical she is. She is the perfect person to give me a quick run over of them."
He had gotten to her she was completely unreadable and passive victory this time was his.
"Perhaps all you need is a little insight about their workings because you are right it has been along wile since you have been around anything like that ,and some of them did look pretty complicated. Perhaps her practicality can give you some insight on them so I am sure she can help you wipe off the dust and rust your brain may have collected after all of these years of inactivity in that department."
Clenching and unclenching his jaw she had just taken a swipe at his ability but he continued to smile.
"Have a good day at home Rukia and be sure to at least be nice to the calligraphy tutor today."
There was more than one way he could break her into tell him.
"And be sure you don't eat too much at lunch you know how much your dance tutor hates how lethargic you get after a big mean and the elders really are counting on you to make a good Impression on our guests since singing is not one of your strong points."
He watched her mouth open then close he could see her brain working for an adequate response that would not make her look bad in front of the now awake staff.
"I am so lucky to have such a good Nii-sama who looks out for my well being." Her right eye twitched this time."
He watched her silently fume for a moment taking in the sight of sweet victory before he turned and left the manor.
Thank god today would be a normal day and the chaos would be over because those gifts had all been handed out. Walking into his office he saw his Lieutenants eyes widen happily. There was something wrong with this picture. A) He was never here this early and B) He usually tried to look as busy as possible when he walked in.
Clearing his throat Renji looked up at him. "You have one of the men from the Kido force waiting for you in your office."
All he did was hmm and walk into his office sure enough there was a broad shoulder well kept boy from Soifons unit.
"Good morning." He offered the boy a perfunctory greeting "Is there something Soifon Taichou wished to relay to me?" Taking a seat without asking the boy to sit he taped his long fingers on his desk as he watched the boy hesitate before straightening his back and clearing his voice.
"I do not come here on business of Soifon Taichou."
Byakuya's expression darkened a great deal.
"Oh?"
"I came in person to ask you permission if I may have a meeting with Lady Kuchiki in one of the evenings to come."
"No, and you may leave now."
The boy had been well trained to not convey any emotion that he may have been feeling. The boy left his office swiftly. He had to admit it was brave for the boy to come to him in person not many people would come face to face to him and ask such a question.
Byakuya heard the door close and Renji snicker.
Looking down at his desk there was an amazing about of paper work on it strangely enough there were a lot of envelopes . Opening the first one he found it was some poor fool asking his permission have a date with Rukia. Who was the boy kidding if he couldn't even come and ask in person he would have no shot in hell of even getting close to her so he tossed it in the round file. Looking at another file he opened it expecting to find some sort of work only to find another letter this time begging Byakuya to let this moron go on a date with Rukia .The boy was actually begged this time all Byakuya could do was roll his eyes. The next letter was again one that had been addressed to him in response to Rukia only this one the boy looked to have taken out a dictionary and tried to use every big word that could possibly sound like they belonged together to try to make an impressive letter . Another one for the round file.
Byakuya stared wirily at the other letters he had a feeling he knew what a lot of these damn letters would be about. Some of them had been doused in perfume or god knows what others looked like they had tried their best at calligraphy and failed miserably. There had been more begging, and pleading one even offered a life of servitude at the Kuchiki manor for just one date with his sister. His eyes widened when one offered a full urinalysis and blood test to prove he was clean and worthy of her.
"My God" he thought out loud to himself a urinalysis and blood test was there something completely wrong with these men? Were they out of their minds?
That wasn't the worst part of his day if all he would have gotten was the letters it would have been a good day, but no it couldn't stop there. They also came in person some were wearing every stupid medal they had earned though out there short careers. Other wore perhaps the best clothing they owned and the speeches were the worst full of promises', declarations and one boy even got on his knee's begging. Did these boys have any pride?
By lunch there was one place and one place only that he knew he could go to get away from this madness.
Shunpoing as fast as he possibly could he found himself at the door of Kyoraku office. Knocking on the door in an nice even manner when all he wanted to do was bang at the door and demand to take refuge in his office. The man opened the door at his own leisurely pace which Byakuya could have killed him for because the more time he spent in public the more stupidity he would have would have to encounter.
The older Taichou opened the door with a little smirk.
"Why Byakuya why do I get the honor of having your presence of you at my door."
Byakuya stared at the man coldly "You have the best saki in the Seireitei and I am in desperate need of a drink."
The older man barked out a laugh "Come in boy I have several bottles for myself."
"And that's new." Byakuya said flatly.
The older man frowned. "I brought out the good stuff."
Byakuya ahhed in understanding "So I take it you have encountered stupidity having to do with Nanao." Looking at the pile of letters in this man's chaotically cluttered desk he knew damn well that he had . "Have you gotten any men coming in personally making declarations?"
The older man frowned and put his hands on his hips where Byakuya saw that he had his Haori pulled back showing both of his swords. Standing straight and sober he knew his mentor could be quiet intimidating when he wanted to be.
"I sent Nanao to the Archives ." Shunsui poured a glass of saki for Byakuya and handed it to him.
Letting out a deep breath as he felt the Saki slide down his throat Byakuya closed his eyes trying to relive some of the tension that he was feeling.
"I swear I'm going to kill someone if this keeps up." Byakuya took another large sip "My only saving grace is that none of the boys I have known or trained personally."
"I'm surprised you haven't pulled your zanpakuto." The older man leaned on his desk taking a small sip from his own cup.
"I've stayed sitting if I would have stood up I would have probably killed someone by now." He looked the older man up and down staring at his swords in amusement "But I must say it has been awhile since I have seen you show both of them even or even one of them."
Looking down at both of his swords he let out a puff of air. "I honestly didn't know how protective I would get with my little Nanao- chan." Picking up the saki container once more giving it a real hard look he put it down and turn to the younger man "It just drove me mad thinking that she could have given any one of those unworthy men one of those damned things. And she just sat there and laughed right along with them without a care in the world." Shifting from one hip to the other he looked down at Byakuya with some amusement. " I have heard through various sources you have put Rukia under house arrest for what she has done."
Byakuya glared " I will get her to tell me who she gave it to one way or there other so this madness will end."
Shunsui chuckled "Speaking of those damned little things did you hear that Zaraki got one."
Byakuya just let out a laugh ."I would have never thought ."
The older man shrugged "It turns out that his is even more interesting than the ones that anyone of us have gotten if that is possible .
"I am truly afraid to hear this."
Shunsui laughed. "first of all his is pink to start with ." it took a while for both men to let that one sink in . "And it's not a vibrator ." the man wrinkled his nose " Well it is but it isn't . It's this little egg shaped thing that has a remote and when you press the remote the damned thing actually vibrates."
Byakuya groaned " I think my ears are going to bleed after hearing all of this ." He drained his saki cup for good measure before standing up. " I can't hide all day. For once in my life I am going home and hiding."
Shunsui laughed and handed Byakuya one of the bottles shaking his head. Byakuya just took it " I think I'm going to need this tonight." He tucked the bottle away in his Hakama "Do you know I actually had someone offer to give me a urinalysis and blood test to prove he was clean so I would let Rukia go out with him."
"You think that's bad. I had a boy offer to let my Nanao hit him with one of her books as long as she wanted if she would just let him know if it was her that gave him the vibrator."
Byakuya just blinked he had no idea what to say all he could do was laugh. "I have never been a man to drink but can I have another bottle because If I don't I swear I'm going to kill Rukia ."
Taking side streets back to his manor and shunpoing fast he realized it would be dangerous going him all day he had been think of Rukia and the way she had looked in kimono as she stood in his door way half undone and angry as hell she was truly beautiful. This thought amused him even when she was angry she still looked like a angel. He felt a tug at his heart as he realized she was his angel even draped in red and black looking like a seductive demon he saw through to her core and knew she was an angel , his angel and what he wouldn't have given the night before as her threw her on her bed to bring her screaming to the dark side.
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