January 19 - Lilynette Gingerbuck
"That stupid, stupid man!"
Lilynette kicked the nearest wall. She stubbed her toe. Snarling, she continued stalking down the hall, muttering a stream of curses at her unforgivably lazy male counterpart.
"How am I supposed to wake him up by myself? The idiot sleeps like a log! He doesn't even react if I kick him!"
She tripped over something. Swearing again, Lilynette looked at the floor before her and blinked in surprise.
"Woof!"
Yammy's dog… Lilynette recognized the little thing. It usually just followed Yammy around, but it went crazy at dinnertime when the Espada had meat on the table. It goes crazy for meat…
An evil aura filled the air around the young Arrancar.
Kukkapuro whined and wagged his tail hesitantly.
Coyote Starrk lay spread-eagle across his bed and snored, oblivious to the malevolent plan coming to fruition above him. A thin trail of drool oozed from one side of his mouth.
"That's right, you idiot. Dream of the perfectly grilled meat… you won't get to eat it," muttered Lilynette, a diabolical grin spreading across her face.
Crouching down next to the sleeping Starrk, she surveyed her handiwork with a critical eye.
A giant smear of beef soup and soy sauce paraded up one pant leg and down the other. On his ribcage, a series of small piles of meat sat, still fresh and releasing steam. The vegetables from the soup had been arranged artfully to cover his arms. His pristine white outfit was utterly ruined. Tousen-sama wouldn't question the disappearance of Starrk's dinner portion, because Lilynette had already received the shinigami's permission to take the soup early. A tantalizing scent of simmered beef diffused through the room.
And now it was time for the finishing touch.
Giggling creepily, Lilynette lifted a small bottle of soy sauce and poked Starrk's face with it. The man snorted in his sleep.
She proceeded to cover his face in swirls of brown, sticky liquid.
There. Perfect. It's time for the grand finale!
"KUKKAPURO! I HAVE MEAT!"
Coyote Starrk had never wanted to kill his female counterpart so much as he did in the moment he woke up to find a Hollow dog trying to eat his face.
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Notes: I figured that, since Coyote and Lilynette can be considered two separate characters, I'd better do something lighthearted alongside my weird piece of angst for Coyote.
This is the first idea that came to mind XD Also, Kukkapuro is really cute... and absurdly loyal to an indifferent master.
Suddenly I realize that, in the previous chapter, I should have said "steering wheel," not "driving wheel"… I will fix that. Someday. Probably.
Thank you for reading! Next up is Yamamoto.
