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Ways To Join The Akatsuki (In Fanfiction)
Chapter Four - From Ninja World To AU (a)
[The words in italics are from the *non existent* crappy fan book.]
Sharp readers may glance at the title of this chapter and recall fond memories of the first chapter. For those who are staring blankly or having to stop reading in order to check, keep your eyes here and I shall explain: This chapter is the first's in the opposite order.
Anyway, on with explanations. Rather than having the OC come to the Akatsuki, we have the Akatsuki come to the OC in this particular set up.
There are two ways of doing this - Akatsuki humans and Akatsuki animals - so we shall explore the first in this chapter, and the other next time.
Let us begin!
"Oh geez today was so hard…I had that surprise math test and then that surprise history pop quiz then the teachers forced us outside in the rain and then in science sir blew his desk up and then the heating in school broke and then the only food in the canteen was chocolate fudge cake and people ate so much they felt sick but we still had lessons and then everyone's work was accidentally wiped in computer tech and then in last lesson we had no scripts for drama so we played 'duck, duck, goose' for an hour and then we were released and now my key won't fit in the lock because I'm not concentrating and haven't realised it's the wrong key…" Sixteen year old Hoshi grumbled to herself, repeatedly poking her key into the lock for the best part of ten minutes before the lock broke and the door swung open. "Finally!" Ignoring the squeaking door now hanging loose, Hoshi stepped inside and shoved the broken door closed.
She took off her shoes and coat, placing her bag down and made her way to the living room, sitting down and watching the TV…Not noticing the grown men - and woman - standing and seated around the room, staring at her.
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"What the hell?" She suddenly yelled.
"She's noticed?"
"This is a repeat!" Hoshi finished, slamming her fist down onto the arm of the chair and turning to one of the guys. "Hello by the way."
"…The f*ck?"
"This girl is stupid, un."
"I heard that you blonde…man!"
A woman with blue hair coughed pointedly. "Let me handle this. I am a woman after all."
"Konan is a f*cking girl?" A guy with silver hair seemed genuinely surprised. "Why didn't anyone tell me? It means that now I don't have to feel weird about fancying her!"
"I'll kill you after." Konan glared at the man and stood in front of Hoshi. "Aren't you going to question why we're here?"
"Nope. I like having company. Make yourselves at home for as long as you want."
"So you don't care that we're an evil organization who were zapped into your world and we may never be able to get back, and that you looking after us may have some terrible and painful consequences."
"Um…As long as you guys look after the place and help me with paying rent and shopping and stuff, I don't care. Welcome to my house," the girl answered, trying to look around the blue haired lady to change the channel.
"And you also don't care that this makes you part of our organization now?"
"Whatever. Does this mean I get one of those cloaks?" She frowned. "I'm not wearing it at school though, I think I'd just die."
"Tobi likes this girl~!"
In the corner, an orange haired man sank to the floor, wailing. "Why? Why are all the members of my precious organization idiots?"
"Hey can you shut up? I'm trying to watch my show."
"Whyyyyyyy?"
"Shut up!"
"…Sorry."
And so Hoshi let the evil people live in her house.
There we have it. Another beautiful example of how things are done.
Next time we shall have a version with animals in it.
Well, that's chapter four done and dusted. It's kinda difficult writing without M, and making it up without being too offensive but funny too. You be the judge!
Thank you to: Jynxy119, Kagahara Tobi, Noel14, Echo Uchiha, Lizakon and Ozzy Blaze. Your feedback is very valuable and some of your comments amuse me to no end. And it's you guys that make me feel this thing is worthwhile :D
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