Knuckles19: Welcome back! We've had a few of the newer characters to
Nintendo, but let's get someone who's been tried and true! Ladies and
Gentlemen, May I present, Bomber Man!
Bomber: Hey everybody!{Walks out}
Julio:{Follows Bomber Man out, looking at the thing on the back of his head}
Knuckles19: Hello Bomber Man! It's good to see you! Why did you try out for the new Smash Bros. game?
Bomber: Well, I'm getting bored. You know, just putting bombs down to kill enemies and break rocks. Now I want a challenge! I've always wanted to kick that damn plumber Mario's ass!
Knuckles19: You seem to feel pretty strongly about that. Now for a question that has plagued me for a while........How can you talk without a mouth?
Julio:{He continues to stare at the thing on Bomber Man's head}
Bomber: That's the beautiful thing about video games! In any instance, the main character doesn't have to make sense!{He is disturbed by Julio}Knux, what is wrong with this guy?!
Knuckles19: I think I know. I can also say I'm curious about that thing. What the heck is it?
Bomber: I don't know. They designed me! I don't understand my design!
Julio:{Starts to smack the thing around}
Bomber: STOP IT!!! I don't like that! It feels funny!
Knuckles19: Looks like a fuse.......
Julio: Let's find out!{Takes out a match and lights the fuse}
Bomber: OWWW!!!!! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!!! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!{Runs around in circles}
Knuckles19: There's a bucket of water over there!{Points off stage}
Bomber: THANKS!!!!!{Runs off stage}
Julio: He's gonna make it!
{BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM}
Knuckles19:............................
Julio: He missed it by that much!{Holds up his hand and sets his pointer finger and thumb an inch apart}
Knuckles19: How bout' another guest?
Julio: Okay....... How about Cut Man?
Knuckles19: Ladies and Gentlemen, Cut Man!
Cut Man: Hello everybody!{His scissors snip as he walks out}
Knuckles19: So, I hear you're a servant to the evil Doctor Wily. What's that like?
Cut Man: NO! I'm the Cut Man from the Megaman Battle Network 2 game! I'm the cute Cut Man!
Knuckles19: You are a human shape with a pair of scissors on your head! How are you cute in any way?!
Cut Man: My mother said I'm cute!
Knuckles19: If you're the Cut Man from Mega Man Battle Network 2, then you're an interface! You can't have a mother!
Cut Man: I can't?
Knuckles19: Of course not! A digital life form, couldn't possibly have a biological relation!{MegaMan and Lan excluded}
Cut Man: Well what about what you just typed?
Knuckles19: What?!
Cut Man: You just mentioned an exception in your typing! What if that's the case with me?
Knuckles19: Let's get off the subject! My head's starting to hurt!
Cut Man: I can fix that!{His head scissors start to chop rapidly}
Kunckles19: JULIO!!!!
Julio: Right away, Mister Knux!{Pulls a lever}
Cut Man: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!{Falls into a trap door}
Knuckles19: Thanks Julio!
Julio: No prob Knux! I'll send out the next guest!
Knuckles19: Okay. Who we got next?
Julio: Ladies and Gentlemen, Cloud Strife!
Knuckles19: That's my line!
Cloud: Greeting everybody!
Knuckles19: Umm.........Why are you here?
Cloud: Square doesn't own me! They can't control what I appear in!
Knuckles19: Actually they do own you. Are you rebelling or something?
Cloud: Duh'! If a plumber can be in so many games, then why can't a mercenary?
Knuckles19: Well, to be honest Mario is just lovable! He's got odds four to one to win the GameFaqs Character Battle!
Cloud: He just beat me by under two hundred votes!
Knuckles19: For what it's worth, I voted for you.
Julio: Umm...........
Knuckles19: Julio voted for Mario.
Cloud: WHAT?! COME HERE JULIO!!!!
Julio:{Cuts a rope}
Cloud: OOOOFFFFFF!{He is crushed by a giant sandbag and blood comes out from under it}
Knuckles19:Can we have a guest that doesn't get horribly mauled?!
Julio: It seems to be the theme of this episode.........want the next guest?
Knuckles19: Why not? It couldn't get any worse. Our next guest is....... Squall Lionheart? What's with all the Square characters who don't have anything to do with Nintendo?
Squall: It has to do with us breaking away.
Knuckles19: What do you mean?
Squall: Our creators want us to get out more and get some exercise.
Knuckles19: YOU"RE A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! If they think you're getting a little husky, they can ANIMATE you back to normal!
Squall: Umm..........
Knuckles19: Whatever! Anyway, Cloud's trying out for Super Smash Bros. game. Since you're both Final Fantasy veterans, do you think this will be a challenge for you?
Squall: Not really. I've seen monsters twice the size of these losers I'll be up against.
Knuckles19: I think you're underestimating the abilities of the other characters. I've used them all and their each something else!
Squall: You don't think I can take it?
Knuckles19: You could barely handle the Omega Weapon with your full power! You're going to be up against enemies with your power lowered!
Squall:.....................
Knuckles19: Oh don't give me that "Period Period Period" dialogue! Say something!
Squall: Summon Eden!{Squall begins the boosting procedure for the mighty GF Eden}
Knuckles19: Oh would you look at the time?! That's al we have!{Packs up his stuff on his desk}JULIO! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
Julio: Where we gonna go Mister Knux?
Knuckles19: Far Away From the Eden blast radius! See ya' later folks!
Bomber: Hey everybody!{Walks out}
Julio:{Follows Bomber Man out, looking at the thing on the back of his head}
Knuckles19: Hello Bomber Man! It's good to see you! Why did you try out for the new Smash Bros. game?
Bomber: Well, I'm getting bored. You know, just putting bombs down to kill enemies and break rocks. Now I want a challenge! I've always wanted to kick that damn plumber Mario's ass!
Knuckles19: You seem to feel pretty strongly about that. Now for a question that has plagued me for a while........How can you talk without a mouth?
Julio:{He continues to stare at the thing on Bomber Man's head}
Bomber: That's the beautiful thing about video games! In any instance, the main character doesn't have to make sense!{He is disturbed by Julio}Knux, what is wrong with this guy?!
Knuckles19: I think I know. I can also say I'm curious about that thing. What the heck is it?
Bomber: I don't know. They designed me! I don't understand my design!
Julio:{Starts to smack the thing around}
Bomber: STOP IT!!! I don't like that! It feels funny!
Knuckles19: Looks like a fuse.......
Julio: Let's find out!{Takes out a match and lights the fuse}
Bomber: OWWW!!!!! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!!! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!{Runs around in circles}
Knuckles19: There's a bucket of water over there!{Points off stage}
Bomber: THANKS!!!!!{Runs off stage}
Julio: He's gonna make it!
{BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM}
Knuckles19:............................
Julio: He missed it by that much!{Holds up his hand and sets his pointer finger and thumb an inch apart}
Knuckles19: How bout' another guest?
Julio: Okay....... How about Cut Man?
Knuckles19: Ladies and Gentlemen, Cut Man!
Cut Man: Hello everybody!{His scissors snip as he walks out}
Knuckles19: So, I hear you're a servant to the evil Doctor Wily. What's that like?
Cut Man: NO! I'm the Cut Man from the Megaman Battle Network 2 game! I'm the cute Cut Man!
Knuckles19: You are a human shape with a pair of scissors on your head! How are you cute in any way?!
Cut Man: My mother said I'm cute!
Knuckles19: If you're the Cut Man from Mega Man Battle Network 2, then you're an interface! You can't have a mother!
Cut Man: I can't?
Knuckles19: Of course not! A digital life form, couldn't possibly have a biological relation!{MegaMan and Lan excluded}
Cut Man: Well what about what you just typed?
Knuckles19: What?!
Cut Man: You just mentioned an exception in your typing! What if that's the case with me?
Knuckles19: Let's get off the subject! My head's starting to hurt!
Cut Man: I can fix that!{His head scissors start to chop rapidly}
Kunckles19: JULIO!!!!
Julio: Right away, Mister Knux!{Pulls a lever}
Cut Man: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!{Falls into a trap door}
Knuckles19: Thanks Julio!
Julio: No prob Knux! I'll send out the next guest!
Knuckles19: Okay. Who we got next?
Julio: Ladies and Gentlemen, Cloud Strife!
Knuckles19: That's my line!
Cloud: Greeting everybody!
Knuckles19: Umm.........Why are you here?
Cloud: Square doesn't own me! They can't control what I appear in!
Knuckles19: Actually they do own you. Are you rebelling or something?
Cloud: Duh'! If a plumber can be in so many games, then why can't a mercenary?
Knuckles19: Well, to be honest Mario is just lovable! He's got odds four to one to win the GameFaqs Character Battle!
Cloud: He just beat me by under two hundred votes!
Knuckles19: For what it's worth, I voted for you.
Julio: Umm...........
Knuckles19: Julio voted for Mario.
Cloud: WHAT?! COME HERE JULIO!!!!
Julio:{Cuts a rope}
Cloud: OOOOFFFFFF!{He is crushed by a giant sandbag and blood comes out from under it}
Knuckles19:Can we have a guest that doesn't get horribly mauled?!
Julio: It seems to be the theme of this episode.........want the next guest?
Knuckles19: Why not? It couldn't get any worse. Our next guest is....... Squall Lionheart? What's with all the Square characters who don't have anything to do with Nintendo?
Squall: It has to do with us breaking away.
Knuckles19: What do you mean?
Squall: Our creators want us to get out more and get some exercise.
Knuckles19: YOU"RE A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! If they think you're getting a little husky, they can ANIMATE you back to normal!
Squall: Umm..........
Knuckles19: Whatever! Anyway, Cloud's trying out for Super Smash Bros. game. Since you're both Final Fantasy veterans, do you think this will be a challenge for you?
Squall: Not really. I've seen monsters twice the size of these losers I'll be up against.
Knuckles19: I think you're underestimating the abilities of the other characters. I've used them all and their each something else!
Squall: You don't think I can take it?
Knuckles19: You could barely handle the Omega Weapon with your full power! You're going to be up against enemies with your power lowered!
Squall:.....................
Knuckles19: Oh don't give me that "Period Period Period" dialogue! Say something!
Squall: Summon Eden!{Squall begins the boosting procedure for the mighty GF Eden}
Knuckles19: Oh would you look at the time?! That's al we have!{Packs up his stuff on his desk}JULIO! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
Julio: Where we gonna go Mister Knux?
Knuckles19: Far Away From the Eden blast radius! See ya' later folks!
