Knuckles19: Welcome back! We've had a few of the newer characters to Nintendo, but let's get someone who's been tried and true! Ladies and Gentlemen, May I present, Bomber Man!

Bomber: Hey everybody!{Walks out}

Julio:{Follows Bomber Man out, looking at the thing on the back of his head}

Knuckles19: Hello Bomber Man! It's good to see you! Why did you try out for the new Smash Bros. game?

Bomber: Well, I'm getting bored. You know, just putting bombs down to kill enemies and break rocks. Now I want a challenge! I've always wanted to kick that damn plumber Mario's ass!

Knuckles19: You seem to feel pretty strongly about that. Now for a question that has plagued me for a while........How can you talk without a mouth?

Julio:{He continues to stare at the thing on Bomber Man's head}

Bomber: That's the beautiful thing about video games! In any instance, the main character doesn't have to make sense!{He is disturbed by Julio}Knux, what is wrong with this guy?!

Knuckles19: I think I know. I can also say I'm curious about that thing. What the heck is it?

Bomber: I don't know. They designed me! I don't understand my design!

Julio:{Starts to smack the thing around}

Bomber: STOP IT!!! I don't like that! It feels funny!

Knuckles19: Looks like a fuse.......

Julio: Let's find out!{Takes out a match and lights the fuse}

Bomber: OWWW!!!!! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!!! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!{Runs around in circles}

Knuckles19: There's a bucket of water over there!{Points off stage}

Bomber: THANKS!!!!!{Runs off stage}

Julio: He's gonna make it!

{BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM}

Knuckles19:............................

Julio: He missed it by that much!{Holds up his hand and sets his pointer finger and thumb an inch apart}

Knuckles19: How bout' another guest?

Julio: Okay....... How about Cut Man?

Knuckles19: Ladies and Gentlemen, Cut Man!

Cut Man: Hello everybody!{His scissors snip as he walks out}

Knuckles19: So, I hear you're a servant to the evil Doctor Wily. What's that like?

Cut Man: NO! I'm the Cut Man from the Megaman Battle Network 2 game! I'm the cute Cut Man!

Knuckles19: You are a human shape with a pair of scissors on your head! How are you cute in any way?!

Cut Man: My mother said I'm cute!

Knuckles19: If you're the Cut Man from Mega Man Battle Network 2, then you're an interface! You can't have a mother!

Cut Man: I can't?

Knuckles19: Of course not! A digital life form, couldn't possibly have a biological relation!{MegaMan and Lan excluded}

Cut Man: Well what about what you just typed?

Knuckles19: What?!

Cut Man: You just mentioned an exception in your typing! What if that's the case with me?

Knuckles19: Let's get off the subject! My head's starting to hurt!

Cut Man: I can fix that!{His head scissors start to chop rapidly}

Kunckles19: JULIO!!!!

Julio: Right away, Mister Knux!{Pulls a lever}

Cut Man: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!{Falls into a trap door}

Knuckles19: Thanks Julio!

Julio: No prob Knux! I'll send out the next guest!

Knuckles19: Okay. Who we got next?

Julio: Ladies and Gentlemen, Cloud Strife!

Knuckles19: That's my line!

Cloud: Greeting everybody!

Knuckles19: Umm.........Why are you here?

Cloud: Square doesn't own me! They can't control what I appear in!

Knuckles19: Actually they do own you. Are you rebelling or something?

Cloud: Duh'! If a plumber can be in so many games, then why can't a mercenary?

Knuckles19: Well, to be honest Mario is just lovable! He's got odds four to one to win the GameFaqs Character Battle!

Cloud: He just beat me by under two hundred votes!

Knuckles19: For what it's worth, I voted for you.

Julio: Umm...........

Knuckles19: Julio voted for Mario.

Cloud: WHAT?! COME HERE JULIO!!!!

Julio:{Cuts a rope}

Cloud: OOOOFFFFFF!{He is crushed by a giant sandbag and blood comes out from under it}

Knuckles19:Can we have a guest that doesn't get horribly mauled?!

Julio: It seems to be the theme of this episode.........want the next guest?

Knuckles19: Why not? It couldn't get any worse. Our next guest is....... Squall Lionheart? What's with all the Square characters who don't have anything to do with Nintendo?

Squall: It has to do with us breaking away.

Knuckles19: What do you mean?

Squall: Our creators want us to get out more and get some exercise.

Knuckles19: YOU"RE A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! If they think you're getting a little husky, they can ANIMATE you back to normal!

Squall: Umm..........

Knuckles19: Whatever! Anyway, Cloud's trying out for Super Smash Bros. game. Since you're both Final Fantasy veterans, do you think this will be a challenge for you?

Squall: Not really. I've seen monsters twice the size of these losers I'll be up against.

Knuckles19: I think you're underestimating the abilities of the other characters. I've used them all and their each something else!

Squall: You don't think I can take it?

Knuckles19: You could barely handle the Omega Weapon with your full power! You're going to be up against enemies with your power lowered!

Squall:.....................

Knuckles19: Oh don't give me that "Period Period Period" dialogue! Say something!

Squall: Summon Eden!{Squall begins the boosting procedure for the mighty GF Eden}

Knuckles19: Oh would you look at the time?! That's al we have!{Packs up his stuff on his desk}JULIO! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Julio: Where we gonna go Mister Knux?

Knuckles19: Far Away From the Eden blast radius! See ya' later folks!