Me: So…I'm not dead and/or missing, haven't been kidnapped by mini ninjas, haven't dropped off the face of the planet (yet). Yep, I'm still alive. No need to be angry, you can just go straight to being consoled by the fac-
Kyoko & Shizuki: How dare you abandon us? You monster, you just left us hanging!
Me: Well, I-
Kyoko: No! Don't even speak! We are rather offended by this treatment!
Shizuki: I second that notion! :(
Me: But I have lots of homework and other things and don't have much time for writing anymore…
Twins: Excuses, excuses…
Natsumi: C'mon guys, she said she was sorry. And she's probably pretty busy with school work…
Me: Thank you :')
Twins: We shall not stand for this! You know you're angry at her for leaving us for so long, just sitting here like puppets. Left to idle by ourselves while the puppet master is away, before she comes back to manipulate our every word and action.
Natsumi: Yeah..that makes sense in a twisted sort of way. Why'd you leave us!
Me: W-well, I thought about writing and I feel really bad, but I am actually very bus-
Twins: How dare you have a life outside of us! And why do we keep talking in unison?
Natsumi: And why am I always irritated at everything? I'm nicer than that!
Me: 'Cause I'm the writer and I said so! Now this is over and you will like it!
All Three: …
Me: That's more like- Mmph!
*Gets dragged away into a random dark alley as twins wield baseball bats and Natsumi takes out some rope*
Me: Save me…!
All Three: She'll be updating soon...Mwahahaha...
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Yep, just to remind you I'm alive and well. Don't hate me for neglecting this so long. If I had an editor, they would kill me….
-wishIwereanime
