"Why did you stop?"

"That sure was a nice plan of yours, to give me a taste of my own narcism to quote you."

"You knew?"

"Yep...Mighty smart I might add, but next time discuss your super secret plans in a more secluded place."

Izzie was speechless, how could he know?

"Stevens, thanks for the kiss,"he said with a grin as he walked out.

Izzie just sat there, confused and filled with the feeling of stupidity. Why did she even try and fool Mark Sloan. He was known for his man whore-ing around the hospital. This had to have had to of happened to him before. But why did he play along? He just wanted to take advantage of me, thought Izzie. Her thoughts were interrupted by Joe.

"Izzie, sweetie are you ok?"

"Yeah I'm fine."

"What did you do to McSteamy?"

"What do you mean?"

"Ok fell first he didn't get drunk and second he's still in the parking lot."

"Long story,"she said a little surprised.

"I have time, the bar's open late,"he said smiling.

"Fine. I had the brilliant idea to trick him into the worst date for a guy possible and he well discovered my plan, He kissed me and left...I guess to the parking lot"

"Why did he kiss you?"

"I really have no idea...caught in the moment."

"Ouch."

"Yeah...anyways Joe can you call me a cab in an hour?"

"Sure."

"Double shot of tequila."

"This one is on the house."

"Thanks."

"Iz, before you get completely wasted get Sloan out of that lot before he starts trying to pick up a date there."

"Seriously?"

"Yes seriously...Not to sound all motherly but you could at least save yourself from an awkward day at work."

"Ok...I'm going,"said Izzie as she stood up.

It was freezing when she walked out of the bar, luckily she had parked close. Then she found him sitting in his car lip synching to a KISS song. She had to laugh at this, he didn't even notice. Izzie tapped her finger against the window. Mark quickly stopped singing and regained his McSteamy 'oh so suave' composure. Through the thin glass she could see a tinge of red.

"Are you going to let me in?"

"Why?"

"Open the damn door,"she said in a po'd tone.

"Fine...Don't be so bitchy about this,"he said as he open the passenger side door.

"What? Actually I didn't have to come out here to see you playing sing a long,"she said.

"Then why?"

"Joe asked me to,"she said blankly.

"Joe asked you to do what?"

"He said to get you out of here before you tried to pick up another girl,"Izzie replied.

"Why do you care?"

"Free tequila,"she said with a smile.

"You came all the way out here for tequila,"he said.

"Yep."

"Is the tequila still free if I come back in?"

"Why would you do that?"

"To pick up a girl,"he said with the McSteamy grin.

"Whatever,"she said playfully.

"That still was pretty smart."

"The plan?"

"Obviously, no girl has ever done that to me...Accept for the shoe shopping."

"So women drag you around shoe shopping?"

"Sometimes,"he said with that smile again as Izzie opened the car door.

"Ready?"

"As I'll ever be,"he said.

As they walked into the bar Joe smiled. His work here was done being Izzie's Dr. Phil. Christina and Meredith had left about and hour ago but made another bet about the Mcsex, Christina bet $20 on his hotel. Mer totally thought her house for $30.

"Hey Joe..."

"Hey Izzie."

"Is the tequila still on the house?"

"Of course."

"What about the scotch?"

"Mark, you think I'd only get Izzie property drunk?"

"So I'll take that as a yes,"said Mark as Joe poured him some scotch.

"Cheers,"said Izzie as she drank the shot.

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Author's Note: I'm still not sure how to end this...Please review.