Hellooooooooooooooo! This is chapter 3, I fink. I fink that fink is actually a word, but i know nofink. Yup. This story is also written by PixiePeahenPOW. Direction and magnitude, OOOOOh YEAHHHHH! Vector!

Actually, it could be chapter 4, or even 5. CAPS LOCK, Somewheeeeeeereeee ooooooover the raaaaaiiiiinbooooooowwwww!

I don't pwn warriors nut i certainly own Awesomepaw and Guinnesspaw.

It was raining cats and dogs that day. Literally. But as soon as the cats 'n dogs touched the ground, they,uuuuhhhhhh, disappeared or somefink.

The Artemis Fowl characters had teleported back to their world and the apprentices were EXTREMELY bored.

"Ahhh, 'tis a lovely day," ahh-ed Guinnesspaw.

"Yup," ahhh-greed Awesomepaw.

Then, something lit up the sky. It was...could it possibly be... a- a- a... a.. a- RAINBOW!?

"I'm RAINBOWED -UP!" yelled Awesomepaw, and Guinnesspaw mewed his agreement.

"You know what we should do," said Guinnesspaw.

''Yeah."

They looked at each other.

"Time for... RAINBOW SLIDING!"

They climbed up the rainbow quicker than... ummmm, apprentices climbing up rainbows.

"Whoa, you can, like see the whole of IrelandClan!'' said Awesomepaw in awe.

''And NoshClan and ElectronicsClan,'' added Guinnesspaw.

''THREE, TWO, ONE-''

And down the rainbow they slid, quicker than apprentices sliding down rainbows.

''I wonder where the rainbow will end?" said Guinnesspaw.'' I fink there'll definitely be gold though.''

''Guinnesspaw- wait OH SORRY! I mean Guinnesspaw, weren't we supposed to be on patrol, like right NOW?''

''OOOOOOOOOOOH NO! And no apprentice was supposed to leave camp because of the greencough! Wait, then why are we on patrol?"

''WHO CARES! YIKES, WE'LL HAVE TO CLEAN OUT THE ELDERS!" yelled Awesomepaw.

They didn't even notice that they were nose-deep in a pile of-

"Goooolllllld!" squealed Guinnesspaw in his awesome Cork accent, boy.

Suddenly, they felt something grow on their foreheads. It was a HORN! Like a UNICORN'S horn! With a built-in Marshmallow Laser!

They started having a sparkle-fight and ate the marshmallows that they shot out of their horn. They also jumped on the random trampoline that was there, rolled about in Mallow Goo and caught the sequins that were falling from the sky. Awesomepaw and Guinnesspaw felt like three year olds as they sucked on their candy while watching Frozen on the fluffy sofa.

Where were they exactly? In SequinClan. What was SequinClan? A clan for Unicorns.

Yaaaay! SequinClan is the best clan EEEVVVVEEERRRRRRRR!

Free sparkles!