Part 1.

"So..." Meredith heard John's voice resounded in the middle of complete darkness, coming from her right.

They've been sitting on the floor, for twenty minutes now in complete silence. A few minutes ago someone yelled at them to be patient, apparently it will take a while to get them out of there.

"Meri... Are you seeing anyone?" He continued.

She heard a sardonic chuckle, belonging to Derek came from her left. Of course! This guy does move fast...

"Uhh... mhmmm... Uhhh... I..."

"Come on Meri!!! I'm just curious. I was the guy who bought you're first box of tampons? You're my little sis."

"Uhhh..."

Yeah right! "Really!!!" Derek's voice cut in.

"Yeah, I was there at a lot of Meri's 'first moments'..." John stated proudly. "Right honey?" He addressed that question to Mer.

"Yeah." She answered awkwardly sensing the alpha-male testosterone thingy flying in the air. Whoever said, that modern man was way far from the jungle ways, where males would fight till death to show their supremacy to the female in order to mate, was soooo wrong.

"Remember that time, when you came to me so I could talk to that boyfriend of yours, what was his name?"

"Sal Scalperillo"

"Right... and you told me to 'instruct him'..." John said putting some emphasis on the last word. "...because you decided it was time to... you know... and you didn't wanted you first time to be with a complete clueless moron, so you asked me to pass some word of advice... Remember that?"

"Embarrassingly... Yes."

So now he's using the casual sex talk, to get into her pants... Asshole!!

"So what does Ellis would thought about her intern, who happened to be and adult, encouraging sex to a couple of teens? That's a felony you know." Derek retorted sharply.

"It wasn't like that Derek... He was my friend..."

"Of course he was."

"I'd like to think I still am."

Of course you do you moron, who wouldn't...

"So... Meri, you haven't answered my question... Do you have a boyfriend?

"Uhhh." She could hear Derek's deep breaths closer and closer to her face as she felt his hand, sliding through hers, and squeezed it gently. What was he trying to accomplish by that? Was he trying to stop her from answering the question, or he was sort of asking her to still acknowledge him as her boyfriend. She immediately shook her hand away from his.

"Uhhh... Not really... No... I don't... I don't have a boyfriend..." She stammered as she kept pushing Derek's hand away.

"What does that mean?

"Huh?" Not really registering John's question. She was busy having a fight with Derek's hand. Finally she hit him with her elbow on the ribs.

"Owww!" That Hurt. Thank God they were in complete darkness, he could totally imagine Mer's eyes attempting to fell out from its orbs, yelling murder at him.

"You don't sound that convinced."

"Oh... I'm convinced... I'm definitely, and positively sure of my marital status or whatever... I'm... by my self... Yeah... I'm single..."

Derek cleared his throat a couple of times, loudly.

"You are?"

"I am... I totally am..."

"Why is that?"

"Huh?"

"A pretty and amazing girl like you, all by herself... I'm sorry... I don't buy that." John's flirty voice came from her right, getting dangerously close at her.

"Oh well... you better believe it."

"So what's the story?"

Doesn't this guy knows how to shut up... ever?

"What story?"

"The story behind you being single."

"There is no story." Derek couldn't help but answer for her.

"I'm sorry... Is your name Meredith Grey?" John replied in annoyance. "Meri?" He returned his attention to her.

"It's not that big deal of a story, really." She said awkwardly, wondering how exactly did she ended up in the middle of this situation. Someone up there must really... really... dislike her... And she bets her name is Ellis Grey.

"So there is a story!!" John said excitedly...

"Uhmm!!! Kind of..."

"According to the technicians, it will be a while before this tin box starts moving again... We have plenty of time... So... Shoot!!"

"Can't you see you're making her uncomfortable...she doesn't want to talk about it." Derek spat out getting really irritated.

"Meri?" John inquired, trying to find an answer to Derek's implication.

"Mer?" Derek inquired, hoping she would be honest and tell John to stop asking her questions.

"Uhhh!!!" I'm sooo missing my old morphine days... This will get interesting.

A/N I'm lazy... I'm lazy... I'm very lazy... Alright... Alright... I'm still not done... multi-shot. Jeez! This was kind of long, so I have to cut it on two... Part 2. Tomorrow... I hope...