I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia. This chapter is in Arthur Kirkland's point of view.
Roommate
By waterrain
"I hope I did not keep you waiting, Alfred."
The poor thing had no idea what to say. It is difficult to contain my chuckles, but I managed for there is no need to frighten him.
"Arthur, I have to go and collect my belongings."
Oh there he goes again with the so called 'Mature Voice'.
"Yes, Of course. Make sure to be safe, Alfred."
"I'll be back."
"Of course since you signed a contract, Alfred."
I waited until Alfred was out of the door and after a moment cackled for I finally have a roommate. I'm well off in the money department, but I wish to have the roommate experience and at long last my dream has come true.
The damn doubting wankers can go bugger themselves with a flaming dildo. I pulled out my cell phone and pressed speed dial 3.
"Hello, Antonio. I have a roommate."
"That's nice. Oh, yeah later on tonight I will be doing an interview. Do you want to also take part in it after all you own half of the Viva La Vida strip club?"
"Who is the hopeful stripper?"
"A male with blond hair and blue eyes. I received a photo from my source. Oh and according to my source he is pretty cheerful."
"The name not the dratted appearance."
"Let's see, His name is Alfred Jones and he will want his nickname to be….The Hero."
"What is his age?"
"Eighteen years old and he will be going into college next month."
"Did your source give you any more information?"
"Nope. So do you want to join in with interviewing Alfred Jones?"
"Hell no. I think the hopeful stripper is my roommate and I'm pretending to be very boring not to mention polite man. Fax me the photo and I will be able to tell whether or not the hopeful is my roommate or not."
"It would be awkward with the whole your roommate being a stripper at a strip joint which you own half of it."
"Don't sound so bloody happy. It is sickening, Antonio."
"You should be receiving that fax in about a minute."
"Thank you and good bye, Antonio."
I looked at my fax machine and it beeped at me. Picked up the photo and bloody hell it really is my roommate, Alfred Jones.
In this photo the blond American was smiling brightly showing off his white teeth, having two thumbs up, his left eye closed, and wearing only a pair of blue swimming trunks.
Oh, well I just won't let him know I'm the co-owner of Viva la Vida. I sat down on my sofa still holding the photo and couldn't help, but think that Alfred's nipples ought to be pierced. I folded the photo up several times before putting it inside of my wallet.
It would be interesting having my roommate work at a strip joint that I Co-own with Antonio and besides it will put my skills to a real test. It would make my game with Alfred so much more interesting and fun. I pulled out my cell phone and texted 'Antonio, Hire Alfred Jones and don't mention my real name'. Antonio texted back 'Alright besides no one here at Viva La Vida knows your real name…They know you by your nickname England. They have idea that your real name is Arthur Kirkland.'
I deleted the texts, put my cellphone back into the front pocket, and decided to take a nap until Alfred comes back.
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