Inuyasha didn't exactly like his older half sister. Sure she's pretty and her heart is in the right place, but she was way too cheerful. "Why are looking at me like that?" Miyu's voice brought him back from his thoughts. "Huh, no reason." He answered quickly. "No, not you. You're my brother so I don't really care. But that monk has been staring at me." She said pointing to Miroku. He should have known, the perverted monk was hitting on another girl (even though Miyu's not really human).
"Miroku, you do know that you're hitting on a demon right?" Shippo whispered into the monk's ears. "I know, speaking of which." He moved closer to Miyu. "Will you bare my child?"
"What?"
"Will you bare…"
"I heard you the first time."
"Then will you…"
"No."
"But…"
"No."
"Why…"
"No."
"Please…"
"I said no already." Miyu's eyes narrowed and slightly changed colors (we all know what that means).
"…" Miroku wanted to say something but the look in Miyu's eyes turned his blood cold.
During this time Kagome looked at this situation amused, this could be a good possibility to get Sango and Miroku together. "When will that monk ever learn?" Shippo sighed, "Probably never, pervert." Sango agreed.
Over the next few days Miroku acted more perverted than ever. He has followed the girls to hot springs (you can imagine the results), wrote stupid love poems (ex: Roses are red, violets are blue. You have a great body, will you bare my child) and asked Kaede for love advise.
The girls on the other hand were freaking out. Kagome has bought all the pervert protections she could carry. Sango carried at least 10 weapons with her 24/7 and Miyu would swing her sword at anything that moved, literally. It was very surprising that Miroku was still alive after one week.
"You come anywhere near me and you're dead!" Miyu threatened and everyone knew that she would kill someone. "Oh come on ladies." Said Miroku taking one step. "What's with him, he's acting more perverted than usual."' Shippo asked Inuyasha, they were both watching from the sidelines. "Probably cause there are just as many girls now, like I care as long as he doesn't touch Kagome." Inuyasha said.
"DIE!" Miyu shouted holding Miroku's throat against a tree. "Have I mentioned that you look extremely beautiful when you're angry?" Miroku said. "I DON'T CARE!" The demon yelled back with her eyes glowing red. "Oh, no." Inuyasha said getting up from his seat. As much as he didn't like the perverted monk, he didn't want him dead either. "Miyu, calm down." Kagome called from behind her. Miyu shot Miroku a disgusted look and threw him on the ground.
"How could be so blind monk? I don't like you and she does!" She said pointing to Sango. "What, what are you talking about?" Sango said blushing. Miroku seized the moment while Miyu was distracted and … (I don't know the exact way to say it but you should know).
"THAT'S IT!" Miyu shouted and threw Miroku a mile far. "That should teach him." Kagome said patting the demon on the shoulder. "Good job, couldn't have done it better my self." Sango praised. "Thank you." Miyu said enjoying her results.
"Ow, that hurts!" Miroku yelled. "Well, ye wouldn't be hurt if ye act more normal around the girls." Kaede consulted. "When is he going to be well enough to travel?" Inuyasha asked impatiently. "Well, Miroku should be well enough in a week." Kaede said while leaving the hut.
"Did you have to throw him that hard?" Inuyasha complained to Miyu. "Hey, he deserved it big time." Miyu said not taking one look at the half-demon and the girls nodded. "The way he's been acting lately could make Naraku run away." Shippo said. "Fine, he has one week and we are leaving right after that." Inuyasha gave in; he wasn't in the mood to argue for once in his life. "That's a good little brother." Miyu said satisfied.
