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Solutions

After Yuki had pinned Makoto to the ground and ripped off her face; her metal skeleton was revealed to the shocked council did the android pushed the dumbstruck vampire off her and leave with a cheery goodbye, obviously not realising her face was missing.
Wendy was just hoping Makoto wouldn't rust in the downpour.
"OMG this happened in a fanfic I read the other day, except there aren't any guns or angst." Jenny exclaimed. For the first time since Wendy had met her, the geek sounded elated.
Dolly was shaking clutching her Tina doll close to her chest while Yuki lay still where the robot had pushed her.
"Yuki would have broken her teeth." she whispered.

Wendy on the other hand was not shocked, who even has a year book anymore? It was so obvious that she didn't even spill or spit any coffee. Good job me
The only person bothered less than Wendy was Mr. Blinky who lay in the chair permanently and secretly borrowed from Goth Boy, he was too busy writing poetry about death and stuff to notice.

After a few minutes of silence the remaining guests returned to their chairs and thought about Yuki's predicament.
The hand belonging to Dolly shot up like a bullet.
"I know! We could dress Yuki up as someone else so no one recognises her!" she squealed " or we could dress up Mr. Blobby as something dangerous, like a sea lion."
Yuki popped up behind Dolly and hissed "His name is Mr Blinky, silly human."
Dolly once again clutched her Tina doll for dear life.

Wendy looked over at Jenny, "Got any ideas?"
Jenny looked up from her notepad for a second and continued to write.
"Nope,"

The next few minutes of silence were very well silent and awkward. Only the gentle tinkling of the kitten's bell and the roaring thunder could be heard but other than that it was silent.

Wendy put down her empty cup with a frown on her face.
"So you're telling me that you can only think of two terrible ideas? Really? I mean I wouldn't mind if there were more bad ones at least we'd have a selection of embarrassing exploits."

Yuki nodded in agreement "Yuki needed help and the humans failed her!"

" I uh... I might have an Idea..." Said Jenny, " well last night there was this fanfict-"

"skip the back story"

"this is the plan of all plans." and with that Jenny held up the paper she'd been scribbling on.

Dolly gasped "That's so clever!"
Yuki's eyes sparkled " Yuki is saved!"
Wendy just stood there. "How about no" she dead panned.

Darkness spread throughout the room and the vampire slowly walked towards Wendy.
"calm it... Don't freak out... PLEASE GOD NO!"
And with the ear piercing sounds of Wendy's screams the torture began.