Collaboration of Chaos
As the girls boarded the train they hoped that Uncle Lucy would enjoy his vacation from them. They smirked to each other, knowing that when winter break came, he would not rest.
They couldn't find an empty cart so they opted to sit with identical twin red-heads.
"Hey can we sit with you two? Everywhere else is too packed for us." Meleena spoke for the group as usual.
"Sure, what do they call you?" One of them asked.
"The terrible trio." Spoke Meleena.
"Or the chaotic triplets." Miranda spouted out.
"My least favorite is those bloody little bastards did it again." Melinda said wistfully
"And our favorite, Demon spawn from the veil." they said in unison.
The twins smiled, "you are troublemakers then?"
"Oh no, we are more than just troublemakers, we are the children of chaos and mayhem, sisters of disaster and destruction, and we live up to every legacy." Miranda explained.
"Sounds like fun, how would you like to be our partners in crime?" The other twin asked.
"We'll consider it, if you prove to be worthy." Melinda spoke this time.
"Us prove to you? How about you prove to us?" they asked disbelievingly.
"A duel, battle, or would you prefer a war?" Meleena compromised.
"Difference please?"
"Duel, quick, one time, to the point." Miranda spoke.
"Battle, longer, less intense, but still effective." Came from Melinda.
"War, a pull-no-punches, anything goes." Meleena said, each girl looked like they were secretly hoping for their own type of competition.
The twins huddled and talked it over. They finally came to a decision. "We have decided on battle. When do we set it for?"
"How much time do you want to prepare for it?"
"Not much. We leave you to set it, but make it as quick as possible."
"How about the first day of classes? Lunch."
"Sounds good to us. May the best team win."
"We intend to." Miranda spoke without thinking, and Meleena jabbed her in the ribs.
"What was that for?"
"Be nice, anyway, what are your names?" Meleena asked.
"I'm Fred Weasley."
"I'm George Weasley."
"Oh, I should have guessed that you were Weasleys, Uncle Lucy talks about your family all the time. I think we will get along quite well. And my name is Meleena."
"Miranda."
"Melinda."
"Who is your uncle?"
"Oh, his actual name is Lucius Malfoy, but Uncle Lucy fits him so much better." Miranda said.
"So you are Malfoys?" Fred asked hesitantly.
"Technically yes, but trust me when I say that it was not our choice. Our mother is a squib, but somehow she managed to get us to Uncle Lucy when we were only three years old."
"He has a squib sister?" George asked.
"Actually twin sister, and yes she is a squib, but we more than make up for that." Meleena smiled maniacally.
"Do you mind us asking about your father?"
"Don't know him, he was just a quick fling that resulted in us, he probably doesn't even know that we exist."
"Sounds sad."
"Not really, we never knew him, so it doesn't really matter."
"What about all the 'pure bloodline' thing that Malfoy is so adamant about? Didn't you pick up any of that?"
"Not really, too snobbish for us, we don't really care."
"That is probably a good thing."
The train started to slow to a stop. "Crap, we have to get in to our robes." Meleena said, realizing that they had passed the whole train ride talking. The twins left the cart while the girls changed, and vice versa.
They had to get on to different boats so during the trip, each team planned their battle tactics.
Finally, it came time for the sorting. None of the girls were paying attention to the other names being called out, until it came time for theirs.
"Malfoy, Meleena." The stiff teacher called.
The hat was silent for a moment, even to Meleena. "Well, you are not the typical Malfoy....hmmm I think that you are going to be..... GRIFFINDOR!" It finally shouted. Not many people clapped, and all the teachers seemed stunned.
"Malfoy, Melinda."
On went the sorting hat, and again, it was silent for a while. "Ahh yes, your sister thinks highly of you, I think that you too would do well in GRIFFINDOR!" She got the same reaction from the others.
"Malfoy, Miranda."
"So you are the last? Hmmmm, quite a bit of spite in you, I'm not sure where you would belong, but you have quite the wish to not to be too far from your sisters, so GRIFFINDOR!"
When she joined her sisters at the Griffindor table she noticed her sisters pointed looks at the staff table. She followed their gaze and saw him. Severus, he was staring at them with wide eyes.
They didn't really pay attention until the Sorting Hat sorted Fred and George into Griffindor. The twins didn't sit with them, but instead were invited to sit with what looked like their brothers.
"So, girls, about the prank?"
"Shhh, the Headmaster is about to speak!" Someone on their right said.
"Students of Hogwarts..."
"... Ahem, Headmaster, I have a few more words to say." Everyone looked incredulously at the Sorting Hat. "In the many, many, many, many years that I have sorted the students of Hogwarts, four students come to mind when I think about pranksters. Well, I now have to say, Headmaster, stock up on your Lemon Drops, Minerva, build up your scotch supply, and Severus, you will need a padded room for yourself. For you see, Chaos Unleashed has come to Hogwarts."
No one spoke, they were all too stunned. The Professors even started to get slightly paler, they had heard of a legend about Chaos Unleashed.
The legend spoke of unspeakable trouble and unending pranks. They had hoped that Chaos Unleashed had come to pass, but unfortunately for Hogwarts, it was not so.
"Alright, now, before you eat, I have as few warnings to issue. First is that the Dark Forest is out of bounds for all students. Second, there is a list of banned items in Filch's office, please check there before you do anything. I think that is all. You may eat." Headmaster Dumbledore finished.
Food appeared in front of the girls, and they dug in, acting like they hadn't eaten a full meal in weeks. Making everyone hate Lucius more than they already did.
Desert appeared, "PUDDING!" all three of the girls squealed loudly. Heads turned to stare at the odd trio.
"What?! We like pudding!" Meleena said.
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