101 Dalmatians: Gruesome series revival
Season one Episode four: Shyness of a Crush
South park let's fighting love english version by chris allen hess played, with Slit being seen in the forest while holding his sword as it's tip touched the floor. A male voice was even playing to showcase the intro theme. "I have a plan to get super strong. With golden hairs on my balls. (A bunch of ninja monkeys appear before slit who puts up his sword to fight them) Are those stupid monkeys back for more? Oh no; they brought, ninjas too!"
Slit charged at the first ninja monkey to fight and the song continued as he slashed it in half. "Hey hey, (Slit slices another monkey in half by it's side) let's go, (Slit jumps onto the monkey)you know (Slit performs a circle spinning blade attack what to (Slit slices into another monkey's head) do! (Slit backflips and stabs another monkey's head) That you must remember to protect my (Slit charges at the screen) balls!"
Slit collided slashes with another ninja monkey as the song continued. "I'm badass let's start (Slit slices the monkey in half by it's side) fighting! let's fighting love! (A ninja monkey appears behind slit) let's fighting (Slit slices the last monkey in the head) love!"
Slit was seen in some kind of enemy battleship while heading for the exit with some sort of artifact. "This song is really fuckin lame. (A speedy guard appears in front of Slit) It makes no sense at all. (Slit gives a smirk) Engrish brings this (Slit kicks his sword up and kicks it towards the speedy guard) song to shame. (Slit punches the guard in the face and his sword falls out of the plane) It's okay! We do it all the time!"
Slit gave a peace sign to the guard when he glared at him and intentionally fell out of the ship back first as the song continued. "Hey hey, let's go, (Slit grabs a soda and opens it up) you know what to do! (Slit drinks from the soda as he slices three flying guards in half) That you must remember to (Slit sees an enemy plane) protect my balls!"
Slit finished his soda can and threw it at the enemy plane as the song continued. "I'm badass let's (The soda can breaks into the plane and hits the pilot) start fighting! (The plane makes a crash landing with slit giving a peace sign over the explosion) Let's fighting love! (Slit lands and grabs the artifact) Let's fighting love!"
Slit appeared on the screen and seemed to be walking down some kind of base as the song ended, pulling his gun out with a smirk as he got ready to take out the camera that was recording him. "Bedtime!" Slit shot the camera and it went to black, being that the gunshot took it out.
Shine was walking around with Two-tone as the two of them saw Roger carrying a box full of stuff outside. Being intrigued by this, they watched as Roger set the box down next to their house and then walked up to it. When they saw that the box said Yard Sale on it, Two-tone was sold on it. "Yard sale; nice!" Shine seemed to be a bit fond by Two-tone's fascination for yard sales, with Two-tone noticing. "I have a love hate relationship with these things. The positives of course are that you can get just about anything for a cheap price. While the cons are that the items are used. Blech."
"You're gonna look for something to wear to that dance thing Ed's holding in the barn tonight, aren't you." Two-tone nodded her head yes in response to Shine's words just before she jumped into the box and looked through it. "I still can't believe you've been here for three weeks and you're already trying to get Mooch's attention. The dude's a major asshole."
"Yeah, but he's a good looking one." Two-tone pointed out. She then dived into the box and popped back up, having a sophisticated look as Shine entered the box with her. "I should have a more...sophisticated outing." Two-tone dove back down and rose back up with a hat of some sorts. "Or tomboy." Two-tone went back down with Shine grabbing the hat and putting it on, while also seeing Two-tone's next outfit. "Or maybe dirty hobo. I don't know if he likes that or not."
Shine rolled her eyes once Two-tone went down again, speaking to her friend with thoughtful advice as she sat on the edge of the box. "Look Two-tone. It's probably because I'm a weapon weilding tomboy, but I don't see the point in trying to make yourself look good just to get on Mooch's good side. First off, he's a total asshole as I already said. And two, he's got pretty low standards."
Two-tone thought for a moment and wondered if Shine's words were true or not. "But we always go to dances together and I just wanna make a good impression."
"Dude. You just met less than a month ago." Shine pointed out, with Two-tone seeing further into her point. "And besides. Beauty comes from both the outside and the inside. And the latter doesn't need accessories. (Points to her head) I'm keeping this hat though."
"You know what Shine? You're right." Two-tone replied, and she then shook Shine's paw. "Thank you for your service." Two-tone walked off with Shine giving a smug grin and putting her paw up as she then counted down from three on it. When she finished, Two-tone dashed back over. "Then again, there's no reason he can't also like me for what I look like." Two-tone looked through the box again and came out with a necklace and beret. "What do you think?" Shine rolled her eyes while smiling and gave a thumbs up to Two-tone, being quite used to her love of fashion by this point.
Slit and Lucky were setting up some sort of motorcycle video with Lucky recording Slit, who then spoke to the audience. "I found this motorcycle in the shed and thought it'd make a great Youtube video to drive over the house with it. Since I'm pretty handy with my past knowledge on veichles, I think I'll be able to make some good stuff with this. (Looks at Lucky) You recording Lucky!?"
"You know it Slit!" Lucky called back, with Slit then stepping on the gas pedal and driving off the ramp. He then went straight onto the barn roof and drove around on it as Lucky captured the footage. Slit also saw some tiles flying around, but didn't really care, as they had plenty of money to cover for it. When he drove off the roof, he jumped off the bike and did a knee skid, which made his knees burn; he liked it however, and even rubbed his knee as he looked at the camera. "Prepare for badassery at it's finest."
Lucky stopped recording just as Shine and Two-tone walked up to them, with Shine commenting on Slit's badassery. "Someone's got some good moves."
Slit turned around once he saw Shine's voice, having hearts float above his head as he spoke to her. "Well, you know. Just me doin my thing; nothing to brag a giant skyscraper about."
"Yeah, sure, whatever." Two-tone replied, and then she saw Mooch walking by with Dipstick and Whizzer. Although she didn't know what the bottles were for, she knew this was a good opportunity to ask him out to the dance. "Well, I'll be on my way guys." Lucky puked upon hearing Two-tone's voice, grossing her out. "Ew!" Hearing Two-tone's slight voice raise made Lucky face palm once she left, with Slit and Shine knowing why, since they were well aware of Lucky's feelings for Two-tone.
Mooch, Dipstick, and Whizzer were throwing rocks at the bottles they were carrying as Two-tone walked up to them. "Hey Mooch." Mooch ignored Two-tone and threw a rock at one of the bottles, with Two-tone wondering why he was doing what he was doing. "Isn't that vandalism?"
"Yeah, but I don't really care what anyone says." Mooch replied. "As long as I'm seen breaking stuff, it'll all go down into the book of crap I broke."
Two-tone nodded in understanding, and then she got to the point. "Well with that out of the way, as you know the farm dance is coming up, and I don't happen to have a date yet. (Mooch flinches) So I was wondering if you'd maybe wanna, go with me?"
Mooch gave Two-tone a blunt look as he then got into her face. "You tryin to make me off as an idiot?" Two-tone tried to reply, but then Mooch shoved her down the hill and made her crash into a tree. "Next time get your ass out of my sight first bitch!" Mooch laughed at Two-tone with Dipstick and Whizzer as they walked off, making Two-tone cry as she walked away from the location.
Slit and Lucky were working on their ramp with Shine looking at the motorcycle they were using. Slit saw Shine's interest in the motorcycle and rubbed the red coating. "I thought it'd be especially fitting since it's the color of blood."
"Well you deffinetely picked a good choice." Shine replied. "Red's always soothened me for some reason. Which I know is odd, since it represents the emotion of rage."
"Tell me about it." Slit thought about asking Shine to the farm dance, but didn't know how she would take it. He was naturally in love with her, but he didn't know if she felt the same. He started to question if he could even be worth it as her boyfriend, let alone her husband. He decided to just save the date thing for later, hoping he could gather up the courage.
Lucky was working on getting the video out on tape when he overheard Two-tone's crying from nearby. Feeling bad for her, he walked up to her and went to comfort her. "You okay Two-tone?"
"I wish." Two-tone wiped her eyes so she could talk to Lucky more clearly. "I tried asking Mooch out, but he just shoved me around like a rag doll." Lucky puked right then and there, grossing Two-tone out. "Ew!"
"Sorry." Lucky wiped his mouth and then got back to the point. "But dang, Mooch really did drop the ball. I mean, if that were me then I would've been a lot softer. Maybe even baby soft. Well, okay, maybe not THAT soft; I have my limits."
"There's not really much anyone could do Lucky." Two-tone implied, still being humiliated by Mooch's action. "Why can't there be nicer dogs out there like you and Patch?"
Lucky rubbed Two-tone's shoulder as he then spoke to her with a smile. "You know, the barn dance thing doesn't have to be a problem." Two-tone looked at Lucky and saw his genuine kindness. "I'll take you." Two-tone smiled and hugged Lucky, making him puke on her back.
"Ew!" Two-tone pulled Lucky away and then giggled a bit when she seed him blushing. "It's a date Luckster. Once I get cleaned off that is." Two-tone walked off with Lucky pumping his fist in celebration.
Lucky was shown to be getting ready for his date with Two-tone, wanting to make a good impression. As he adjusted his bowtie to make sure it was on right, he started to fear that he'd puke in front of Two-tone and ruin the whole thing. Slit even overheard him talking about it. "Judt don't puke in front of her Lucky. Just make sure not to puke when she starts talking to you, and you'll be good."
"Trying to make a good first date?" Lucky turned around and saw Slit behind him with Slit then continuing. "Look dude, like it or not you're gonna puke in front of her. But even then, if she was able to tolerate it for this long then there's no reason it happening once or twice during some dance should throw her off, or at least not completely."
Lucky found Slit's words to be true but was still skeptical. "Dating isn't as simple as it looks Slit. There's a lot of stuff you have to get past, like getting used to the other's hobbies and making sure you don't fart when you're at a fancy dinner. Of course the latter is optional, but there's always a chance you'll spend the rest of your life with them, so the former is mandatory."
Slit rolled his eyes just as a knock was heard, having him walk over to the door. When he answered it, he saw Shine standing there and gained hearts above his head again. "Oh, Shine. Didn't expect you to come over."
"Yeah, it's pretty sudden." Shine breathed in through her nose and out through her mouth, getting ready to ask her question. "Now I know I'm not all for the fancy dresses and tuxedos or any of that bullcrap, and I'm partially just looking for an excuse to avoid doing that stupid drinking game my roommate Rebecca wants me to do with her. (Slit nods in understanding) So I was thinking maybe, we could go to the dance together?"
Slit was seen doing backflips through fire hoops in his mind, showing his excitement as he replied in real life. "I begrudgingly accept your offer." Shine giggled and walked off, winking to Slit as she did and giving Slit a faster beating heart. When Slit took his photo out, he got a close up on Shine's butt and saved it, looking at it and adoring the sight of it. Don't worry though; he likes Shine's personality too. It's the core reason he loves her at all. "That ass is mine tonight."
Shine and Two-tone were waiting by the barn wall as they talked about the dates they had for the dance. Shine seemed rather excited for her date, being that she actually put on a dress for it. Well, it was red, but still. "I'm so getting that kiss Two-tone. I can feel it right now. And I can also feel me grabbing his ass and stroking it and even cutting myself a piece to sleep with."
Two-tone seemed creeped out by that last part but decided to ignore it and state her point of view. "Well as long as you don't say that second part, you should be fine. Besides, it's like, the law that you have to kiss your date at the dance. (Gets into Shine's face) Cause if you don't, then you'll never be able to kiss anyone on the lips ever again for the rest of your life. That's why I boasted to Mooch about Lucky asking me out, as it would fuel his desire to regret his overreaction."
"Pssh. (Pushes Two-tone away lightly) Relax Two-tone. It's not the end of the world to wait." Shine saw Slit and Lucky walking up to them and looked at Two-tone smugly. "Twenty bucks says I can at least hug him before tomorrow morning." Two-tone nodded and shook Shine's paw in acceptance of the offer. Slit and Lucky walked up to Shine and Two-tone with Slit getting a good look at Shine's dress. Since it was Shine, Slit suddenly got a nosebleed, which splat right onto Shine's dress. Slit freaked and quickly covered up his nose with Shine giggling at his shyness. "Good thing the dress is red."
"No kidding." Slit replied as he then sighed of relief and walked off with Shine. "You wanna put some laxatives in the punch? It'd cause some major diarrhea problems."
"Nah, I don't wanna risk getting caught." Shine answered. "Let's just...hang." Slit nodded and walked off with Shine, respecting her decision.
Two-tone spoke to Lucky, hoping that they could hav ea good night. "So Lucky-" Lucky suddenly puked on Two-tone's dress, which was luckily green, making Lucky cover his mouth. "Ew!" Lucky face palmed himself a bunch of times in his head, but then he heard Two-tone say this. "Yeah, I pretty much expected that. Kinda why I wore green."
Lucky chuckled nervously as he then wiped his motuh. "Well you certainly picked the right green at that. Now I just wish that motorcycle was here so I could do an epic stunt to cover this up." Two-tone grabbed Lucky's paw and walked off with him as classic rock music played. As the music began however, Mooch was shown to be spying on Lucky and Two-tone.
Slit and Shine were looking around as Slit voiced over and started the song Unable to act normal. "A part of me hates my sadistic side, (Slit looks at Shine with a nervous smile) cause I feel so awkward, despite my care for pride. (Shine looks at Slit making him nervous) She's just so hot I almost lose my mind, (Slit and Shine blush softly at each other and shine rubs her arm) it's almost as if, my life is in a bind."
Shine started singing as well after she and Slit walked over to the arcade games where they hopped onto a dancing game. "Even if they see me as some cliche, I don't see the point, in hating on the love parfait. (Slit and Shine look at each other and nod) I have some parts that I don't want revealed yet, (Slit puts in a quarter) But even then I don't, want a single lame bet."
Slit and Shine started dancing as they both sang in sync as they voiced over. "We take it step by step, we'll get closer no bet, a part of me feels you help me stay normal. (The scores on the games are shown) We both have those dark times, where we cannot buy, (Slit beats Shine and starts moonwalking with Shine rolling her eyes while smiling) our own behavior but we don't have to be formal."
Lucky and Two-tone were at the snack bar with Mooch spying on them from a distance. Lucky started voice over singing himself, showcasing his own opinion on the night. "I just despite the quirk I have, where I always puke when, she talks to me directly. (Lucky looks at Two-tone and starts wishing he could stop puking in front of her) I think a part of me knows, that deep down inside, I'm just a fucking creep."
Two-tone started voice over singing once she grabbed herself two cupcakes and handed one to Lucky. "Although I think his constant puking, is utterly disgusting, I know there's more to him than that. (Two-tone bites into her cupcake as does Lucky for his) I wouldn't blame him for thinking otherwise, but I will not be mute, (Lucky and Two-tone look at each other) I think he's pretty damn cute."
Mooch snuck up to the back of the table and snuck some punch into the bowl as Lucky and Two-tone sang as they voiced over. "Everyone has their quirks, some cannot overcome them, or at least not all can do it straight away. (Mooch poured something into the punch and then snuck off) Althuogh I wish we could talk more, without them getting in the way, I enjoy seeing you around every day."
Slit and Lucky sang during the voice over as they both showed each other doing their own thing. "I think a part of me knows, that I can't be perfect, because we have our other sides that are abnormal. But the way I see it, we don't have to be flawless, sadistic or weird we don't have to act normal. (Slit and Lucky were shown giving thumbs up to each other) We don't have to act normal."
Slit and Shine were walking over to the resting chairs from the night they were having. "Ya know Shine, I was worried this would turn into a disaster. But if that song we did with voice over told me anything, it's that we can have a good time even if some of us are abnormal." Slit and Shine sat down with a fart sound being heard under Slit. When he pulled up a whoopie cushion with a blunt look on his face, Shine gave a smirk as she crossed her arms, finding it to be humerous. "Can't believe I fell for this beginner's move." Slit threw the whoopie cushion aside as he then commented on something else. "Sure you don't wanna put laxatives in the punch?"
"I'm good." Shine replied. "It was just nice spending the night with you Slit. You're a lot nice than your other siblings say."
"Oh, trust me Shine." Slit extended his claws. "When the devil comes out, he refuses to leave until he's satisfied." Shine nodded in understanding, finding both sides of Slit to be charming.
Patch and Rolly were seen by the food section as Rolly kept on eating from the food selection. "You gotta try some of this stuff out Slit. (Eats an entire cake) Some of this stuff could line up with the best food on the planet." Patch put his paws up to his chest, showing that he was good for now. "Hey, you want some punch?"
"I'm fine, thanks." Rolly grabbed the ladle and poured himself a cup, drinking it and swallowing it. After a bit though, he felt something in his stomach. "You okay Rolly? If you have to fart I brought a bag for it."
"No, it's not that." Patch and Rolly walked up to Slit and Shine as Rolly then collapsed, with Slit and Shine questioning it as Patch got worried. "Rolly; you okay?"
"Shine, just note that this wasn't my doing." Slit assured Shine. "As soon as you said you didn't wanna do it, I forgot about it."
"Hold up." Patch joined in as he spoke to Slit. "That's something we'd expect from you upon first glance. Hell, even the most oblivious snob in the room would know you're always up to something."
"Yeah dumbass. Except I wanted to put in laxatives." Slit pointed out. "This is obviously rat poison. And last time I checked, it doesn't give you diarrhea."
Just then, Rolly died and showcased his death for the chapter, with Patch starting off the routine. "Holy crap! They killed Rolly!"
"You basterds!" Shine seemed confused as to what was going on with Slit explaining it. "Since this is a South Park parody, we have to copy off of the fact that they exclaim that someone killed him and then another calls them basterds."
"Ah." Shine looked at Rolly and became worried for him. "He'll be back by the next episode, right?" Slit nodded his head yes, allowing Shine to sigh of relief. "Okay good. Now let's just hope we can find out who DID poison the punch and punish them."
Slit and the others were in a room with the others that attended the dance as Ed spoke up. "Alright everyone. Now we all know that messing with the punch bowl is wrong, unless you're drinking right out of it. And if it was just that, we wouldn't be having this meeting." Slit grabbed onto his gun just in case anyone decided to get serious with him. "Slit, I don't wanna accuse you of anything here, but if you confess to the crime here and now, if you did it that is, then you won't be as badly punished as you would be if you hid it."
"Pssh. Ed, if it was my doing I'd own up to it right this minute." Slit implied as he then leaned back in his chair. "We all know the facts. I love taking credit for all of my sadistic deeds, so if I don't do it straight away, then it's clear I didn't do anything."
Lucky then spoke up for Slit, figuring that he'd be the perfect one to assist him in keeping his name clear. "As close to the truth as anyone can get Ed. Slit once owned up to burning down a church for stealing his gun from him."
Ed seemed a bit off by what Slit did with mostly everyone else being creeped out by it. Ed then cleared his throat as he replied. "Seems a bit extreme, but at least Slit has a witness." Ed took out some sort of switch and pressed a button on it, feeling that this would be the best way to take care of the situation. "Luckily whoever did it was stupid enough to leave behind the rat poison bottle they used. (Mooch gulps) Focus on this here Tv and we'll be able to find the culprit in no time."
Slit took a liking to this and didn't hesitate to comment on it. "So you got some of that electronic stuff for yourself then. Very smart I must say my dude." Ed nodded in agreement as Slit then leaned over to Shine and whispered to her. "I'm so killing whoever did this." Shine nodded her head yes and then rubbed her arm a bit, showing a sign of dissapointment.
Mooch was trying to cover up what he did with everyone else watching outside, not wanting to get punished too severely. "I swear Ed, I was framed. Whoever put it on me must've..." Mooch tried to think of a good excuse with Ed waiting for what he had to say. "Oh, maybe someone used a glove to hide THEIR fingerprints, yeah, that's it."
Ed thought for a moment and then Slit handed him a video camera, making Mooch clench his fist in a threatening way towards him. Slit flipped Mooch off as Ed then watched the video and saw Mooch's action, looking at Mooch with sternness. "Care to explain?" Mooch tried to find the right words to say as Slit walked off, grinning smugly to Mooch, who then growled at him. "I think I have the right punishment for you."
Slit walked back over to his friends with Slit noticing that Shine was gone. Questioning where she was, he became worried about her. "Hey guys, where's Shine?"
"She said she was going by the hill over there." Two-tone replied as she pointed to where Shine ran off to. "She seemed pretty upset."
"Right. Thanks." Slit ran off to try and help Shine feel better about tonight, leaving Patch confused about his brother. He was always confused on how Slit worked in a mindset, and in general.
Shine was looking over the hill as Slit walked up to her, noticing how down she felt and trying to lighten up the mood. "You the only one that likes a sulker?" Shine didn't react. This made Slit more worried as he looked at the audience. "Just keep in mind that I'm not used to this." Slit walked up to her and sat down next to her. "It'll be okay Shine. Rolly will come back in the next episode no sweat. Besides, it's not like you lost your family." Shine sighed with discomfort, giving Slit the impression that he offended her. "So that DID happen. Well I don't exactly know how to take it, but I don't think sulking will do it."
"Tell me something I DON'T know." Shine deadpanned, surprising Slit as the White Shepherd then sighed. "It's not that Slit. My parents died at least three years ago. It's just that I'm so frustrated about how tonight went. I thought maybe tonight I could have a simple, normal time." Shine shook her head, seeing as that wasn't the case. "Sometimes I wish Mooch could just scorch himself over a volcano. Boy his death would surprise me."
Slit put his paw on Shine's shoulder and smiled at her, which Shine noticed and took a liking to. She then hugged Slit, who wrapped his arms around her. That is, until he released an unintentional three second bacon fart (pffffft). "Oh, farted during a hug. (Pulls Shine away) Hey that's kind of a surprise." Shine giggled and rolled down the hill with Slit, making him laugh alongside her as the two of them then looked at each other at the bottom. The two of them smiled at each other and saw the light in them that few people could on their own.
Lucky was getting a good recording of Mooch scooping up cow poop as the Shepherd mix then realized something was off about what he was doing. That being the fact that he was doing it at all. "Why the hell am I doing this? I could've just said I did it." Lucky snickered and then hid from Mooch once he looked over, not wanting to get caught. When he felt it was right, he snuck off and then Mooch was heard mummering to himself. "Fuckin Slit ruining my plans to get out of this work. I could've gotten away with it too if he hadn't gotten his paws on that video."
Lucky was walking back over to the lair as he then heard Two-tone's voice. "Lucky?" Lucky suddenly puked on the first stair with Two-tone ignoring it and walking up to him. "I noticed that you puke all the time whenever I talk to you." Lucky nodded in understanding, not wanting Two-tone to see that he was worried. "See, I was just wondering why that is. You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to, I'm just curious."
Lucky sighed, wanting to tell Two-tone how he felt, but also wanting to keep it a secret for now. "Thanks. I'd rather keep it hidden. (Looks at Two-tone and smiles) Just keep in mind that it'll never be the worst of it." Two-tone nodded and hugged Lucky, who held in his vomit, not wanting to puke on Two-tone's back again. Lucky swallowed the puke once Two-tone let go and walked off. Feeling a weight of relief put on him for getting through the hug, he saw the opportunity to speak properly to Two-tone. "Later Two-tone!"
"You too Lucky!" Two-tone walked off with Lucky lying down on the step and sighing of relief. Although he enjoyed doing stunts with Slit and all that crap, he was just so relaxed after all the pressure that had just been taken off of him. Even though he knew he'd still had puke attacks whenever Two-tone spoke to him, he at least knew that she didn't have to assume the worst of it anymore.
Slit and Lucky were at school as they opened up their lockers while talking about the dance last night. Slit was still looking back on the time he had with Shine from that night, hoping to have another night like it. "Shine's a girl I'll never meet anyone else like dude. Sweet, thick, and meaty ass, similar personality, actually manages to be more than just a lame stereotype, she's got it all."
Lucky chuckled a bit, looking back on how Slit was acting since that night ended. "Yeah, you seemed pretty lovestruck by that." Slit flinched, not wanting anyone else to have heard that. "Don't worry, I checked while the camera was panned towards you." Slit sighed of relief as Lucky then explained what he meant. "I've never seen you act like that with any other girl."
"Well Shine's the only one I could develop these kinds of feelings for." Slit explained, wanting to find a way to make his thoughts sound genuine. "It's almost as if she's the swan of a golden hearted tribe that lives in harmony, and then rises up into the depths of heaven to give you the most amazing show you've ever seen in your life, only to find out that the show all along...was her."
Lucky grabbed his books and closed his locker, seeing Slit's feelings rather well as he then replied to his words. "Well as long as the swan isn't Lucy in a costume, I could buy something like that from a mile away. Especially if it was a certain someone." Slit and Lucky walked off after Slit got his books and closed his locker, wanting to get to class on time to see you know who.
Slit and Lucky saw Shine and Two-tone talking in the hallway with Slit getting hearts above his head from seeing Shine. Lucky noticed this and snickered with Slit elbowing him and speaking to the audience. "So, yeah. It's never easy to date a girl; that's probably why me and Shine aren't dating just yet. But we'll get there someday, and when we do, that bod, ass, and voice are all mine. It's pretty much a given considiering how similar we are in some scenarios. Still, I can't help but feel there's something else about her."
"Something else about me in what regard?" Shine asked seductively as she went up to Slit's face, making him smile nervously as the two of them then walked off, which Lucky and Two-tone didn't seem to mind.
"So last night happened." Two-tone started off. "I'm not gonna lie Lucky. I had a lot of fun last night. Even though not a lot of stuff happened, it was at least nice to get to hang out with someone." Lucky nodded in understanding as Two-tone then giggled a bit. "It really was a good night, and aside from Rolly dying, I'd relive it."
Lucky realized that he didn't puke when Two-tone was speaking to her. "Hey. I didn't throw up." Lucky and Two-tone looked at each other with smiled for a few seconds, up until Lucky suddenly puked on the floor in between them, which Two-tone was rather intrigued by considering what was in it. "There it is."
"Hey. What's that?"
"I dunno. Corn?"
The screen started panning out slowly as Lucky and Two-tone continued their thing. "Hey. What's that?"
"Looks like beef to me."
"Hey. What's that?"
"Maybe chocolate."
"Hey. What's that?"
"Beats me. Bacon I guess." Lucky and Two-tone continued discussing what was in the vomit as the screen faded to black, ending the episode off.
An instrumental version of the main theme played during the credits. After it went through it's entire run time, Slit slashed throught he screen and walked up to the audience as he clenched his fist. "Shows over mother fuckers!" Slit punched the screen and made it go straight to black in an instant.
