So the CEO of EVO somehow accepted that idea with no questions asked. I don't know what kindof drugs M2k used to get him to do that but whatever. Jason has always come through in the end. Even while playing in teams , he carried me hard but he never complained. As if on cue , Jasons face appeared in my head once more.

"Seriously , Jason how are you able to do that? Im not buying that "Nintendo made a gamecube accessory excuse from before. That was a day one jimmy excuse bro. "

"Hmm. Because I trust you , I might as well tell you. I disappeared for many years to get better at Smash. I was weak before but now , thanks to my partner , I have ascended beyond all Smashers in terms of skill. I have mastered all characters in Melee. I am now the best player in the world! I disappeared because I was weak and so I trained for 7 years to become better. "

"Jason , seriously , stop ranting-"

"I am 100 times better than you are , don't tell me what to do. As I was about to say , that messenger you saw yesterday was my training partner."

"No way , Brooke was your training partner… but she sucks. She is worse than a day one jimmy. Well , she can shield drop but .."

"I told her not to show any of her moves. I wanted to show you my new power firsthand. Come to this address and I will reveal everything."

Seriously , what is up with that guy. Sometimes , his head is so high up his butt that … nevermind. Pretty soon I was driving towards the address he sent me but it looked a little familiar. That is .. his house. Come on , you start acting mysterious and that's all you give me. I was at least expecting something cool , damn it Jason.

I knocked on the door and I was greeted with a smug grin smeared all over his face. Jason can be a really imposing person , especially when playing smash. The moment you lose control , he will do some insane combo that makes you lose the match. It's insane. Though I have risen up the ranks , I doubt I can still stand a chance.

He was holding a white controller. Wait .. is that a wiimote?

"Jason , why are you even touching a wiimote , have you gone casual on me?"

"Just practicing some PM , I want to test out a new controller."

"Whatever. So you ready?"

Not even a second flew by as Jason switched the inputs to the gamecube with Melee already inserted.

"What do you think?"

"Alright , let's do this."

I started with the usual fox. Wavedash shoot some lasers , run away. I was gonna use my usual strategy. He choose Pichu.

"Jason , come on be serious."

"I am."

He destroyed me with Pichu , there is no other way to say it. After 16 stocks I decided to take a break. Jason somehow figured out a way to do insane combos with Pichu. Pichu , the worst character in the game. After I returned , I went with Falco and he choose pink Falcon. I was in the same combo for the entire match. I only got one hit on him and that was because of a laser. He destroyed me. Even in our previous matches , I was always close to him , only losing by a couple of stocks. Now he made me look like a day one jimmy still playing brawl.

"Dude , Jason your controller is on fire!"

"Oh that , I just need to replace the controller every day. No biggie. "

"So is this why you were playing on a wii mote?"

"Yeah man , I have heard that Nintendo made it flame proof. My power supersedes nintendium"

A car entered Jasons' driveway. It was a black Evo Lancer with a Zero Suit Samus sticker on it.

"You have to go , now."

Jason practically threw me out of the house. I left the building and saw the owner of the car. I managed to catch a glimpse of his scarf before leaving.