YAYNESS FOR THE AUTHOR'S NOTE!!:
Lynn: ELLO! I'm happy!
Liza: We can see that.
Lynn: LIZA!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!-HUGS!-
Liza: I just went to the bathroom…
Gaara: Why do I have to be here?
Lynn: Cause I've missed you!-HUGS! And completely forgets about Liza--
Gaara: I hate you.
Lynn: Really? Anywho, we'd like to thank Shoelacey (Bella and Alexa), ilikelickingwindows, Mihael Jeevas, ninja enchantress, and ChristinaAngel for reviewing! YAYNESS! I think that's everyone?
Gaara: Just start the story.
Kankuro: That's Liza's line.
Lynn: KANKURO!!
Kankuro: PINKIE!!
Liza: Just start the story.
Lynn: Yes Ma'am!
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Chappie 4! (Liza: See Gaara, that's how it's done.)
Lynn and Joe sat silently in the kitchen at five in the morning. Joe had woken up first and didn't want to be alone with the Akatsuki in the house, and decided that waking up Lynn was safer than waking up Ally.
"So… that wasn't a dream last night?" Joe said/ asked while taking out his box of Fruit Loops (His very manly Fruit Loops!).
Lynn nodded. "YEPPERS! Isn't it terrifying! Not only do we have an entire organization of murderous ninjas living with us, but they also already hate your guts!"
"Why do you sound so thrilled about all of this?"
"I have no idea!" Lynn said, still cheery as ever. "So, do you have a plan yet?! Because I think I'm in denial!"
Joe smiled. "Well, I figured maybe we could phone up your boyfriend and have him unleash some of his kick ass sand furry! What do you think?"
"Yeah! And while we're at it, why don't we TIE A BOW AROUND HIS NECK!! You do realize that the ENTIRE Akatsuki would be out to get him, don't you? DON'T YOU?!" Lynn said a bit to loudly Stress does this to a person).
Joe shrunk back and stuffed some food in his mouth so he wouldn't have to answer the psychotic pink haired girl. Lynn also decided it would be best if she calmed down a bit… BUT JUST A BIT!!
"So, when do you think the Akatsuki members will wake up?" Joe asked nervously.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW THE HELL DID I END UP SHARING A FUCKIN' ROOM WITH YOU?!"
"We're partners, you idiot!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"I take it Hidan isn't a morning person!" Lynn said as she began to crack open some eggs for an omelet.
Joe laughed. "Yeah, or an afternoon or night person!"
"I HEARD THAT, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!"
"Language." Lynn said quietly to herself as Hidan and Kakuzu entered the kitchen. Joe quickly scrambled out of his seat in order to get as far away from Hidan as he possibly could.
" Pink brat," Hidan said as he sat down where Joe was once sitting. "What the fuck are you making?"
"Language!" Lynn, Joe, and Kakuzu chorused.
"I CAN SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!" Hidan screamed, looking ready to kill.
Lynn rolled her eyes. "Fine! You're a pleasant guest! Anywho, I'm making an omelet!! WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Just then, Sasori and Deidara walked sleepily into the kitchen. "Why is it squealing like that?" Sasori asked, flopping into a seat next to Hidan. Sasori looks so cute when he's not trying to murder Gaara!
"Because she's going to attempt to make an omelet." Joe said as he took a seat next to Sasori, safe from Hidan's grasp. "Although I'm not really sure why she even tries! Everything she makes randomly combusts."
"THAT WAS ONLY ONCE!!" Lynn said as she flipped the egg over. "And besides, it was awesome! I almost blew up our entire block!"
"I think you have issues." Joe said to his dear friend. "I don't know anyone who actually enjoys explosions-
"REALLLY, YEAH? A WHOLE BLOCK?!" Deidara asked, eyes beaming with excitement.
"YEPPERS! My sister had to call the fire department!"
"SWEET!!"
The others in the kitchen watched in amazement (and a bit of fear) as the two blondes gushed over how many things they've actually blown up.
"I think they might be twins separated at birth" Joe finally said, with a chill running down his spine.
Sasori nodded. "That is entirely possible. Pink girl, if you're done chatting with the brat, you'd probably like to know that your eggs are burning."
"SHOOT!!"
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"Why are we all sitting in the living room?" Kisame asked as he and Itachi made their way down stairs.
"Because the kitchen smells like smoke. " Sasori answered as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
Kisame smiled as he sat down on the couch next to Joe (Who immediately scooted away from the shark man). "So Dei, what did you do now?"
"Wrong brat." Sasori said before Deidara could defend himself. "The pink haired brat burned down the kitchen."
"Relax, I have breakfast covered!" Lynn said happily. "We'll order some pizza! So what if it's six in the morning… Maybe we should head to McDonalds for breakfast! Can any of you guys drive?"
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Hidan asked, annoyed and hungry.
Lynn sighed. "Language. And can any of you drive a car?! Duh!"
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"You guys have no idea what a car is, do you?" Lynn asked. "Whoopsy! Forgot you guys where from a different dimension and all! SORRY! Besides, I don't have any money! Unless you guys want to pay? "
Kakuzu turned around. "Money? The Akatsuki can't afford any extra expenses. You people can go without food for a while."
"Why are we going without food and what is wrong with the kitchen?" Pein asked as he came down stairs with Konan and Zetsu.
"The pink bitch blew it up!" Hidan said, pointing an accusing finger at Lynn. "And that bastard Kakuzu won't let us buy any food!"
"Screw that, I'm going somewhere to eat." Ally said, walking out of the room she had been sharing with Joe and Lynn. "Lynn, Barbie, Slick, Doll face, and Mr. Happy are coming with me."
Lynn stood there for a minute, trying to figure out what her half conscious friend had just said. "I think she mean me, Deidara, Hidan, Sasori, and Itachi! That is, if I had to make a guess!"
"What the fuck did she just call me?" Hidan asked/ said.
"At least your name isn't Barbie!" Deidara shouted. "What the hell is up with that, yeah?!"
Sasori rolled his eyes. "Hello, I'm Doll face. At least Barbie suits you, brat."
"You guys are overreacting!" Lynn said as she made her way towards the door. "Besides, I like your nicknames! They suit all of you!"
Deidara glared at the girl. "Easy for you to say, yeah! You don't have a nickname, Pinkie!"
Lynn smiled nervously. She was not about to tell them that Pinkie was the name given to her by her sisters boyfriend like thing (Who WILL kiss… someday)! Then she would have to tell them about Gaara! Then they would be able to use her to get to Gaara. And she was not about to be her best friend's downfall!
"Pinkie! I'll take that as a nickname… which I've never had… ESPECIALLY NOT THAT!!" Lyn shouted.
Ally rolled her eyes and threw a jacket over her bunny pajamas (and matching slippers. Nifty) and started walking out the door. After a few more complaints about nicknames from Deidara and Hidan, the teens and Akatsuki were ready to go!
"What about me?" Joe asked, eyeing Kisame nervously.
Lynn: shrugged. "Sorry Joe, but the… SUPER FOOD HYPER HUNGER SQUAD!... Doesn't have any more room! Besides, you can chillax here with our new housemates! BYS:)"
Joe watched helplessly as his friends (Friend) left him behind to be eaten alive by the hungry Akatsuki members! Alright, maybe… wait, that's actually kind true! Poor Joe!
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The six people- like- things made their way into the McDonald. Luckily, the fast food restaurant was only one block away due to the fact that Virginia Beach was a hug tourist attraction. Because who doesn't love greasy food?
Apparently, McDonald's were pretty empty at six thirty in the morning. The only downside is the few people there tend to stare at a pink haired Goth, a girl in bunny pajamas, and four really hot guys.
"C-c-can I help you?" The boy behind the counter said as they approached. Lynn was too blind in the morning to read his nametag, so she decided to name him Bob.
"Yeah just give us a sec." Ally said before turning to the others with her. "So what does everyone want?"
"Um, wha?"
Lynn sighed. "We'll have an Egg McMuffin, a Sausage McMuffin, a Sausage McMuffin with egg, a Sausage biscuit, an Apple Danish, a Spanish Omelet Bagel, Hotcakes and Sausage, a Sausage Breakfast burrito and… You know what, just give us the entire breakfast menu, ?"
"Look missy, it's usually pretty quiet around here at this time of hour. However, we DO have the occasional pranksters! DON'T THINK I'M NOT ONTO YOU!!" Bob shouted, going red in the face.
Lynn backed away slightly. "Dude, what's your problem?! I just need to feed my homicidal friends because I accidentally burnt my kitchen down!!"
"Yeah right, I get that one about five times a week!" Bob said, rolling his eyes. "Now, why don't you freaks get out of here before I call the police."
"JUST GIVE US OUR FUCKING ORDER!!" Hidan shouted, pulling Bob over the counter. "Or my friend here will blow this whole place up!"
Sasori sighed. "Brat, get a bomb ready. I'm running out of patience with this man."
"And I ran out of patience with you ten minutes ago, GIVE ME MY DAMN FOOD!" Ally said, moving next to Hidan.
"Put me down or none of you will get any food!"
"Guys, listen to him." Lynn said, becoming dead serious. Honestly, she felt like she was in the middle of a hostage exchange. "Now Hidan, put the man back down!"
The angry Akatsuki member dropped the boy and backed away from the counter. Bob smiled evilly as he stood up. "Good. Now, tell your girlfriend there to put any bomb she has away."
Everyone stopped and turned slowly to Deidara. The blonde smiled and stuck his hands in his pockets. "I. Am. A. Guy." He hissed.
"So what are you, some kind of artsy transvestite thing? And YOU'RE supposed to be a threat?" Bob asked before laughing at his own comments.
"I think we should leave." Itachi said, grabbing the two teenaged girls around. "Come on Deidara, let's go."
"Hold on, I have to give my new friend something, yeah." Deidara said, handing Bob a clay bird before Itachi led him and the others out of the Fast food restaurant.
The group slowly mad their way to the parking lot and looked back. Ally sighed. "Damn twit, I wanted food!"
"I want to kill him. " Sasori said honestly. "That man made me wait. I hate having to wait for anything."
"He called me a girl, yeah!" Deidara said bitterly. "He'll pay for that."
"Well what are you going to do brat? Blow the place-
"KATSU!"
Lynn let out a slight squee of excitement as the building before her burst into flames. "AWESOME!! Dei, have I mentioned you totally rock!"
"Yes, I already know, yeah." He said happily, taking in his masterpiece. "Art is a blast!"
Sasori snorted. "Art is something that should last forever. Because eternal beauty is the only kind that there is."
"No way!" Deidara screamed back. "Art is something that is only beautiful in its final and fleeting moments, yeah!"
Hidan sighed and covered his ears. "What the fuck have you done?"
"I don't know!! I thought I was just giving him a compliment! I didn't know that it would launch WORLD WAR THREE!!" Lynn shouted frantically over the two artist's argument.
The group continued like this as they continued to their next destination, which they hopefully wouldn't blow up!
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"So, what can you do?" Joe asked happily.
Pein looked up from the floor and looked at Joe. The remaining Akatsuki members were currently sitting around the living room. Kisame was flipping through the TV channels that Joe introduced to him, Konan was making origami, Kakuzu was simply enjoying the silence, Zetsu was… actually no one really knew what Zetsu was doing. And poor Pein had been trying to watch five second of a TV show before Kisame changed the channel.
"What do you want… you?" The Akatsuki leader asked, feeling more annoyed by the minute.
Joe shrugged. "I just wanted to know why it is all these guys follow you! I mean, you don't seem special."
Pein sighed. "You see, I'm all powerful. I am a god to my people, after all."
"Yeah but… why?"
"Because… the manga said so." Pein said, ending the discussion.
Joe sighed and laid back down on the couch. "Konan, why do you put up with these slobs? I mean, you obviously have a good head on your shoulders! Despite the fact that you're crazy obsessed with Pein."
"WHAT?!" Everyone in the room shouted, turning to look at Konan. Of course, they had all expected that Konan was in love with Pein, but no one ever came out and said it!
Konan simply glared at the boy. "I rather enjoy my position on the Akatsuki. And, if you continue to question me about it, I will personally make sure that you don't wake up tomorrow. Understood?"
Joe and the other nodded. Even Pein seemed to flinch a little. Everyone quickly went back to whatever they had been doing while completely avoided all eye contact with (in Joe's opinion) the second scariest Blue haired girl in the house. Konan eyed them all before returning to her swan origami.
"Hey guys, we're home!" Lynn shouted happily as she skipped into the living room. "Did you miss us?!"
"Oh hell yeah!" Joe said as he ran over to greet his best friend.
Konan smiled at the newcomers. "I'm really hoping you're so happy because you managed to get us some food,"
"Yeah. Because apparently when Konan doesn't eat, she gets very scary." Kisame said, walking over.
Konan snarled at him. "What did you say?"
"Nothing!!"
Konan nodded and looked back to the Super Food Hyper Hunger Squad. "So, what did you guys get?"
"Well you see… DeidarablewupMcDonalds!" Lynn said, pointing at the boy. "But if it makes you feel any better, it was wicked! The whole block smells like French fries!"
Joe looked from Lynn, to Deidara, to Lynn again. "What the hell is wrong with you two? She blew up our first breakfast, now he blew up our second one! We are never going to eat."
"He deserved it, yeah!" Deidara said angrily, crossing his arms. He was still ticked about the whole "artsy transvestite" thing.
"Didn't you have fruit loops?" Lynn said, taking a step closer. "Remember? Before I incinerated your kitchen!
"Yeah, but I'm still hungry! And Blue is scaring me!!"
Konan turned around and caught him by his shirt color. "What did you just say?"
"So what the fuck are we supposed to do now?" Hidan asked, slightly angry that Konan was going to kill Joe before he could.
Ally sighed. "I'm not going out again… You know what? Screw it, I don't care what time it is, I'm ordering pizza!"
I'll take pepperoni!" Lynn yelled after her friend. "Konan, Ally is ordering pizza so please stop killing my friend! His parents won't be very happy about that!!"
Deidara pulled Lynn away from the paper lover. "Just let her go, yeah. Wanna blow something up later?
"YEAH!" Lynn shouted happily. However, something in the back of her head kept flashing back to her times with Gaara. She couldn't make friends with the guy who would later kill him! But… he blew things up!
Life is complicated.
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A/N:
Lynn: I'm sorry, but I am DEAD!! It's almost four in the morning here, and Liza already left me! CURSE YOU LIZZY! Anywho, I really wanted to get this in before I left.
Gaara: Can we go now?
Liza:-I sleeping against Kankuro, who is also dead.-
Temari:- Left to go find Joe hours ago and never came back.-
Gaara: Alright, that is cute… can I go to sleep now?
Lynn: No. YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! Anywho, I'm gonna go collapse in the nearest bed! I hope you all like this chapter! BYE:)
