AUTHOR'S NOTE: It has been about three years since the last update, yes. A combination of lack of ideas (which I'm gradually working on) and unrelated IRL issues have made it difficult to work on this piece. Don't worry. A second round is in the works, however. I won't give a time frame for it though, since that's up in the air right now.
Commercial setting: A warehouse filled with odd-looking machines
Warehouse manager: "Come to Dippy Dan's Discount Dollies! For all your hauling needs! Do you have large items in your home, but your roommates and/or family members are too weak or lazy to help you move them? Fear no more! Introducing the ScrewCo 6100 Series Motor-Assisted Hand Truck, capable of carrying up to eight tons and so simple to use that even a kid could use it!"
Testimonials
Matilda: "You could steal a gold statue with it!" Zoom back to show her carting the Golden King out of Gracemeria's castle with ease.
Melissa: "We actually made good time in Ludmila's car once we put it on one of Dippy Dan's dollies!"
Ludmila in her native Estovakian: ("...why this...?")
Warehouse manager: "Combine more than one 6100 to haul even larger items!" The manager stumbles as an earthquake starts.
Exterior shot: Dozens of 6100s are working to uproot the entire warehouse off its foundation. Within moments, it's cleared of the ground as the 6100s and their operators begin to leave the tract of land on which the building once sat.
Warehouse manager: "Inventory is limited and flying off the shelves! Get your 6100 Series Motor-assisted Hand Truck today before they're gone!"
