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=Interlude=
Halkeginia
-Meanwhile in Halkeginia, Hiraga Manor-
-Right after Saito got launched away via I.D.S.E (Illococoo Door Slam Express)...-
"Me and Nee-Sama came to plaaaay~~!" The certain eccentric and lovable dragoness, Sylphid or aka Illococoo barged in, never realizing she literally just door-bashed her mate through a unstable portal... She was currently in her human form, barefooted, but at least wore a plain, strapped, mid-tight length white summer dress (which gave a healthy view of her cleavage) instead of crashing in naked like she used to do a lot in the past... Well she still does it time to time, but the said habit had been reined in for the most part.
Ever since Illococoo had taken a special liking spending time in her human form; her shapeshifts between forms became far more frequent (not to mention bolder). The childish drake(1) unfortunately still couldn't do the transformation wearing clothes without ripping the fabric apart just yet, however. So the others had devised a norm for the drake Familiar to always carry at least a simple summer dress around wherever she went. And when in a drake form; she either ties the dress around her bicep like an arm-band or like a ribbon over the middle-horn of her head. (For more clothing she would have to basically carry a basket or something)
It was either that or getting an earful from the sterner girls (*cough!* Matilda *cough!*) of the house due to the lack of modesty... Although being a dragon, she understandably still has many issues with the concept of human modesty, so it's basically still a work in progress.
Although while this covers the majority of Illococoo's modesty issues... It still leaves the state of her unmentionables unchecked...
In other words, she's basically going commando under the dress every time...
While Illococoo does have her formal wear, namely the one set with blue dress under a brown corset vest, which she uses on many occasions (Especially when in public). But carrying more complicated set of clothes, tend to get really irritating very fast when she basically has to scramble in and out of her clothes every time she wishes to shapeshift... She still sees nightmares from the heated scolding she got from Kirche that one time when Illococoo accidentally ripped one of the redhead's more expensive dresses, she was borrowing, into oblivion, when the girl absentmindedly transformed back into drake with the said dress still on...
So all in all, the summer dress' simple design is just way easier to manage. Enough said.
On a completely off-handed note; it did help her decision in terms of clothing choice (to the ire of some girls in the house), when her precious mate himself had tipped the drake girl, how wearing the simple dress would make her easily accessible for him... A fact that the Azure drake took deeply to heart ever since that one particular hot summer day, where the Worgen proceeded to simply bend her over and have his way with her against a three under the sunlight... Something that the rather naive drake had no qualms against... At some point it seems she had formed a particular kink of doing the nasty outdoors.
Also a fun fact; Illococoo actually has the highest sex drive amongst all Saito's girls... Surpassing even that of Kirche's own...
Boons of being a dragonkin if one were to make a guess...
But that's enough about Illococoo's wild sex life. Lets get back to the more important matters at hand...
Like how Illococoo had just bashed Saito to another dimension...
"Areh? Why are you staring me like that?" The dragoness voiced out her clear confusion when Kirche and Matilda glared at her with dry looks, while Onyx was facepalming- (taloning?) his muzzle. "Uhm, did Illococoo do something?" She asked nervously, fidgeting under their withering stares. While Illococoo doesn't speak much in third person anymore nowadays, but she does however fall back to the said habit whenever she's nervous enough...
Kirche, despite the situation, couldn't help but aim a sarcastic jab at the bluenette. "Oh! Nothing severe. But you may have just killed my-, pardon, OUR hubby, that's all." Which Kirche knew was false. Through the bond of the Familiar contract, the redhead will always know the state of her beloved's wellbeing no matter the distance.
And currently from what she could tell; Saito was physically perfectly fine, while his mindset was ranging between awe, curiosity and confusion. There was also slight panic there, but it was quite understandable, considering the circumstances...
As for the very culprit to this rather inconvenient situation at hand; Illococoo first seemed to do her best impression of an owl, before she exploded. "Eeeeh!?" The girl screeched out in panic.
Matilda came next. "I wouldn't say that." She assured, causing the dragoness to look towards the stern spectacled woman with some hope, with the former giving her best puppy eyes towards the latter. Although the dragon girl should know by now; Matilda was practically immune for such feats... "In fact, it could be far worse. Saito-kun was sent away in the middle of a unknown, potentially in hostile territory, with nothing but his clothes, Dimensional bag and... Derf." Mentioning the sword; Her face turned sour only for a moment. The two had never quite been in the same page with each other. "So he's basically stranded with all odds against him..." Matilda said in a grave tone.
The airhead of a drake gave a nervous and slightly confused tilt of her head... "Uhm... Illococoo takes that's... bad?"
Matilda let out a frustrated sigh, before she worded the situation in the manner the childish drake would understand the gravity of the situation better. "Bad enough you are getting twenty spankings from each girl, who didn't get to have their private Saito-time after him being away on a mission for two weeks." She said in an ominous tone.
The threat itself was enough for Illococoo to flinch and make her instinctively clench her butt cheeks as she pressed her hands against the buttocks for extra protective measure. "T-twenty... E-each?" She whimpered, her lip trembling. She wasn't good at math, (without sugarcoating it; she outright sucks at it). But considering how many females the Worgen had claimed around his pack (read: harem), she does know that she's in for a LOTS of spanking...
*Illo-chan's whimpers intensifies*
She didn't like spanking... Like at ALL!
And it didn't help that due to her naturally tough skin, the others gets to enchant their palms with magic for maximum benefit! And it's actually worse with the maids, since due to their lack of magical talent, they get to use... The Paddle! (2)
*Illo-chan's soul cries*
Her poor butt is going to feel the burn for months!
"That's right." Matilda confirmed with a curt nod, as she brought a finger and coolly pushed her glasses up by the rim. "That and you are finally going on a diet young lady." This time the Azure drake made a loud dramatic gasp. One thing you need to know about this specific drake; is that she (like Onyx) is like a bottomless pit when it comes to food and tends to throw one heck of tantrum whenever she's hungry...
"B-but, but Illococoo is not... fat?" She said unsurely, making her response sound like a question instead. Her face twisted into a pensive pout as she tentatively probed her flat abdomen with her fingers. Spankings she could understand, but why diet all of sudden?
The stern woman merely rolled her eyes. "Well the scale says otherwise, missy. Don't give me that look, Illo-chan. Charlotte and I have been keeping tabs on your weight for a while now and you've been gaining a quite bit of it recently. Apparently all the accumulated fat seems to gather around your breasts and butt so far. However, now that you are leaving your juvenile stage, your metabolic rate begins to slow down. A dragon-kin or not, you are bound to gain weight more easily from now on if you don't exercise properly." She finished her piece.
The diet wasn't really meant as punishment, it's more of a necessity. But Illococoo just gave Matilda a perfect excuse to force the gluttonous drake into a diet in the form of punishment.
"But Illococoo does exercise!" The girl tried to argue, but her answer was the greenette merely raising a dubious eyebrow. Seeing her unbelieving expression. "Does so!" She recited with a pout as she waved her arms around in a fit of childish frustration.
Matilda then crossed her arms, but kept the firm stare locked at the drake. "That may be." She gave small nod. "BUT the problem now however lies on how the very person who personally helps with your sole form of... Exercise every time; Had just gotten himself slammed to a dimension beyond." The secretary put a sarcastic emphasis on the exercise part, knowing exactly just what kind of exercise this drake prefers doing way more over something like a simple jog or pushups... Although if Matilda were to be honest; she's not that different in that regard. It is very pleasurable and surprisingly efficient way to burn any excess calories. But even so, Matilda doesn't neglect other forms of exercises.
She didn't get her refined hourglass figure from just sitting on her ass in the office after all.
Illococoo's pout became even further prominent, but she had the decency to look remorseful from being reminded that she was the reason for this whole fiasco...
The former thief also had a solid argument. Past few years, with Halkeginia now in the age of peace, Illococoo had been living a rather lax life... Basically all she's been doing was lazing around sleeping, eating (a lot), playing and most of all mating... Lots and lots of mating with her Worgen mate... Other than that she hadn't really been keeping herself in shape...
Seeing her pensive pout, the greenette tried a bit different apporach. "Think of it this way." She started getting the drake's attention again. "Do you want to potentially become fat and lay around all day every day. Or would you prefer to always look your best before hubby and get all the sex, pardon, mating you want?" She finished, but corrected herself at the end since Illococoo herself uses the term mating instead of sex or love making.
Which seems to have done the trick, considering how the girl's head was bobbing up and down so fast it actually became blur...
Well what can you say... The dragon girl really loves sex...
Matilda sighed. "And for final punishment-"
"There's more!?" The bluenette screeched incredulously with wide eyes. The drake girl already has two most hellish forms of punishments to carry through!
"Yes." Matilda coldly stated, making the younger girl flinch rather harshly. The spectacled woman, again with a push of her glasses, she continued before she got interrupted. "Once things are back to normal, when or IF we get Saito-kun back safe and sound..." She then gave the girl a malevolent pause as she stepped forward and leaned down, close enough so their noses were almost touching. The poor girl was now incredibly nervous as she loudly swallowed her saliva.
"Once we get him back home... No hanky panky with hubby for you Miss, for three whole months!"
One could swear there was also a dramatic lightning effect behind the green haired woman...
...
Suddenly the blue haired girl was practically grovelling on Matilda's feet in comic despair... "Uwaaahh! Anything but thaaaaat~~! Pweaaaase Matilda-nee~~! Illococoo will endure the spankings! Illococoo will even happily do the diet! But! B-but Illococoo's greedy pussy won't last even a month without Saito-kyun's beastly cock!"
Seriously what happened to all sex she could get!? Wasn't this the complete opposite!?
Matilda's eye twitched. 'This girl seriously has a problem...' But as her brain processed through the bluenette's crude choice of words; Matilda groaned loudly in exasperation. "For a love of... Illo-chan we've been through this for a like hundredth time now; don't use such vocabulary outside the bedroom!" She said with major exasperation.
Illococoo looked up at her with her teary puppy eyes. "B-but Saito-kyun likes it, though..." She pointed out, earning begrudging nod from the secretary.
"Of that I have no doubt." She sighed in slight defeat, before she turned her stern gaze back at the weeping drake. "But still! Such manners are unsightly, not to mention shameless!" She reprimanded.
Kirche, who had been silent so far, couldn't help snorting in the background. "Says the Miss. Lewd Secretary Play."
Hearing the redhead's off-handed comment; Matilda instantly went frigid like a stone, while her face lit up like a christmas tree. The said secretary stood still for a couple of seconds, before her neck practically snapped around to face the fire mage. "W-wha-!?" She started but got interrupted when Kirche begun to make an impression of certain someone...
"Oh~ Ohh~~!" Kirche let out fake moaning sounds, as she begun to caress her own body for additional effect. "Oh! Professor~! Please educate your lewd Secretary's sloppy pussy with your thick, long-!" Her theatrics got interrupted however by the extremely shame-faced Matilda, whose face has turned into a whole new shade of red, as she kept sputtering incoherent words of denial on Kirche's face.
"I heard Darling-Kun has returned?" Then suddenly came the naturally sultry voice of Sheffield, who just stepped in past the busted entrance, with the door itself basically hanging off it's hinges. The woman wore a casual black gown and had a towel wrapped around her hair in a bun. Once inside; the Void Familiar of magic couldn't help but raise a delicate eyebrow at the scene before her...
Kirche was currently laughing her ass off in the smuggest manner...
Matilda was doing her best to imitate Salamander's scale color as she hid her face behind her hands in shame...
The drake girl bawling against Matilda's leg...
Okay, now she was incredibly curious.
"Oh-kayy... What did I miss?" Sheffeld asked, switching her gaze between the people in the room.
With Matilda being rather busy hiding her ashamed face and incapable of finding her own voice at the moment; Kirche decided to clarify the current status quo for the former villainess.
The redhead nonchalantly pointed her thumb at the certain shapeshifting dragon. "The airhead over there basically just blasted Darling off into other dimension, literally."
Sheffield blinked and turned her gaze to stare at the childish girl with something akin to awe... And slight respect?
"Wow, I didn't think you had it in you..."
Illococoo sobbed comically. "Waaaah~~ It wasn't on purpoooose~!"
"No really! Even Darling-Kun's worst enemies couldn't achieve what you have today! Heck, even I back in my villainous days never managed that!" She begun to wipe imaginative tears. "I'm so proud!" She continued teasing the poor girl.
What? While she may have switched sides to be with the man, who had easily given her the best sex a woman could hope for, making her come into enlightenment so to speak. It still doesn't mean she didn't have a devilish mean streak every once in a while for good fun!
Well for her at least...
"Waaaaahhhhhh~~! I dow wawwa be viwwain~~ Uwaaaahaah~~!" The drake bawled in a comical manner, practically crying waterfalls at this point. Illococoo had leaped at the former villain and childishly begun to repeatedly smack her fists over the mean dark haired lady's bosom, with the said funbags only jiggling and bouncing around harmlessly as a result... The latter only wore a shit-eating, cheshire grin the whole time while giving the former a consoling pats over the head.
Despite the situation, Kirche couldn't help letting out a hearty chuckle at their antics.
Hearing the redhead's laughter, Matilda (managing to finally recompose herself) rose an eyebrow at the said girl, while her blush started to finally diminish bit by bit. "You certainly are rather carefree, considering how Saito-kun is currently in a whole dimension away and possibly in a hostile environment?"
Kirche let out a small amused huff. "Matilda, you do know it is our Darling, we are talking about here. The very man who slays monsters on near daily basis and even faced the army of 70 000 alone with a smirk on his face."
Matilda deadpanned at the seductress. "That's exactly why I'm worried..." Then the woman sighed in defeat. "But I get your point. No matter what he faced, Saito-kun had always found a way back home... Back to us." She finished, closing her eyes with a small reminiscent smile.
Kirche gave a satisfied nod while her lips formed a smile. "Exactly."
Smile never leaving her lips, the spectacled woman once again pushed her glasses up, before she turned to the redhead with a joking expression. "1000 Ecu says; Saito-kun brings another girl with him from his new adventure?"
The fire mage seemed to sigh in faux-lamenting manner, before she rolled her eyes in good humor. "We both know that's a fool's bet, Matilda."
Both girls had a moment of stare contest, before the two broke in a fit of giggles.
Then suddenly something made Kirche freeze up, her eyes blinking twice as she rose a questioning eyebrow.
'Why do I feel another presence in the bond?'
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TBC
A/N - That's a wrap, next up will be the interlude, showing the events on MBI's side, just before Yahan got winged.
Coming up next:
Chapter 5: MBI Interlude
Chapter 6: The F**k's a Sekirei?
(1) She's still too young to be considered as an actual dragon in Azeroth's standards, despite being already much larger than average drakes.
(2) Basically a magically enchanted paddle I came up with on the spot. Mainly used to discipline Illococoo if she does something exceptionally bad... It might reveal itself in the original storyline someday.
