Summary: One day while he's training in the Mountains Vegeta sees a weird portal open and through it comes himself from an alternate reality. A reality where Goku was never sent to Earth, the Saiyans never worked for Freeza and were never killed by Freeza, and where he was actually one of the nicest people you would ever meet. How will Vegeta react to all that infomation and is any of it even real? Read on and find out
Warning: This is my first fanfic so constructive critisism is welcome but please no flames. I don't have Microsoft Word so I'm using Notepad on my laptop so if you see any spelling or grammar errors let me know and I will try to fix them...unless it's in the dialougue because i really think characters from Dragon Ball Z and other anime should use slang terms once in a while so errors in dialouge are most likely on purpose unless it's spelling.
Rating: I never posted a story so I'm not sure about the rating but I know there will be a bit of swearing so I'll rate it T to be safe. If that rating is too high or too low let me know.
Disclaimer: If i owned DBZ or Dbz Kai Vegeta wouldn't be evil anymore he would never go Majin Vegeta and he would be better at expressing himself without killing people and be better at making friends and treating them right...since none of that is happening then I don't own DBZ or DBZ Kai and the only profit i get is practice for my writing in school.
Authors notes: Sorry for how short the last chapter was and the late update. I had a bit of writeers block but I've got my next couple ideas already in the planning process...this idea became chapter 4 because it was the first one to finish the obstacle course that is my mind to become an actual coherent thought. Thank you to all my wonderful reveiwers. Oh and by the way since I'm not sure if I mentioned it in chapter 3: This story takes part AFTER the Majin Buu arc but BEFORE Uub comes in on the last few episode before GT. And if you have suggestions or requests I'm open to them...within reason of course That doesn't mean I will use them in this fic.. Now on with Chapter 4.
Last time on Vegeta Meets Himself
"Farewell Kakarrot. Have a pleasant evening." said.
"..." Vegeta, Bulma, and Goku all just stared.
"That is gonna be hard to get used to." Bulma said.
"You've got that right." Vegeta said slightly agitated.
"No joke. I'm leaving before things get even weirder. Call me if you need me." Goku said before teleporting home.
Chapter 4 Not Another Nightmare!
After Goku went home everything was relatively normal in the Breifs household...until Yamcha brought Bulla and Trunks back from the pool he took them to down the street. When they got there was sitting in the living room seemingly doing nothing. He looked up when they entered the house and smile warmly at the trio and said, quite cheerfully "Why hello there Yamcha, Trunks, and Bulla. How's your day been thus far, you three?"
"..." Yamcha, Trunks, and Bulla just stared and then...
"AHHHHHHHHHH! DADDY'S BEEN REPLACED WITH A ROBOT!" screamed Bulla.
"OH MY GOD! WE GOTTA GET MOM AND GET OUTTA HERE NOW!" yelled Trunks.
"Oh damn. I knew you would crack eventually Vegeta but I figured it would be more along the lines of when you went all Majin Vegeta on us...only without some psycho warlock tryin' to control you. I thought we'd wind up fighting not putting you in a straight jacket." Yamcha said more calmly than the two chibi half-saiyans, secretly enjoying the thought of Vegeta in a straight jacket.
"Why whatever do you mean? I'm not crazy. And Yamcha pleas refrain from swearing in front of the children." replied
"No one is putting him or me into a straight jacket any time soon." Vegeta replied cooly when he and Bulma got to the living room.
"AHHHHH! THERE'S TWO OF DAD/DADDY!" Bulla and Trunks yelled at the same time.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" Yamcha asked getting annoyed.
"Well you see" started Bulma right before another flash of blinding white light (see chapters 1 & 2) went off and Bulma disappeared leaving nothing but a smouldering pile of ashes in her wake.
"WHAT THE FUCK? BULMA WHERE ARE YOU?" Vegeta asked in growing panic.
"She's dead...completely disintergrated." Nice Vegeta answered despairingly.
"WHAT!" Vegeta shreiked.
"Mom's gone?" Bulla asked before she and Trunks both disappeared leaving again nothing but ashes.
"One of you explain what the hell is happening!" Yamcha shouted.
"Ask HIM! This all started when he got here!" Vegeta snarled, pointing at . "And for while you're explaining this mess to Yamcha you had better add in a way for me to get my wife and kids back."
"There is no way to get them back. And as for your explanation..." white light and Yamcha was a pile of ashes. "...it is no longer needed" he finished lamely. "Lets get out of here before we are next." suggested.
They flew out the door just as the whole house turned to ashes.
-10 minutes later-
and Vegeta got to the Kame house in record time after flyin top speed as SuperSaiyan spotted Krillin, Android 18, Maron, Master Roshi, and the turtle all on the beach and landed.
"Woah. Ok I'll bite. Why are there two of you and why are you both SS2(SuperSaiyan 2)?" asked Krillin.
"And what happened to your family? And Yamcha? Krillin said all their chis just disappeared ten minutes ago." 18 said, bored.
"Those are both excellent questions but we don't really have time to..." started Vegeta. Insert five white lights here. "...answer them."
"Ummmm now do we try to warn Kakarrot and his family?" asked.
"Lets just hope we're not to late...Not that I care what happens to them but if Kakarrot and his brats die the only person I'll have leftto spar with is the Namekian." Vegeta responded, trying to preserve his pride.
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They got to Gokus' house and actually had time to explain what was happening. ChiChi started running around packing everbodys things so they could run away and Gohan called Videl to warn her, Hercule, and Buu about the terrible, evil, horrible white light of DOOM, DEATH and DESTRUCTION TO ANY AND ALL WHO CROSS ITS PATH! (A/N couldnt help myself. This chapter needed some crack) Goku called the Ox King to warn him and heard the first three words before he heard a cracking sound and the line went dead.
"Ummmm ChiChi?" Goku said tenatively.
"What?" ChiChi asked.
"I think that light got your dad. His chi jsut disappeared." Goku said completely serious for once in his life.
"Not grandpa!" Gohan and Goten shouted.
"..." ChiChi abruptly fainted and imediately after disappeared in white light. Then was Gohan and Goten. Goku, Vegeta, and sensed Videl, Hercule, and Buu disappear too.
"SHIT!" Goku cursed. C'mon guys. We gotta go to the Lookout (1st Kamis' now Dendes' floating palace thingy) and warn Piccolo and Dende!"
So they quickly used instant transmission (for those of you who don't know, thats Gokus' awesome teleporting trick) and got to the Lookout just in time to see Korin(the talking cat) and Yajirobe disappear while they tried to warn Dende and Piccolo. Then the whole Earth lit up and every chi everywhere disappeared. Three more flashes and Dende, Piccolo, and were all gone leaving just the three saiyans but and a bunch of ashes everywhere...but not for long.
"DAMNIT! Everyone is gone. We were too late to save anyone!" Goku yelled right before the white light took him away leaving the two Vegetas alone until disappeared.
One more burst of light and there was no one left on Earth.
END NOT! This ain't over yet! *gives cookies and milk to all who didn't fall for that. gives nothing to those who did*
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vegeta woke up screaming. "AH DAMNIT ALL! i really should lay off eating directly before I go to bed."
"Yes. Yes you should." Nice Vegeta said from the spare bed in Vegetas' room.
"YOU SHUT UP! These weird fucking dreams started the day you got here so as far as I'm concerned this is all your fault. Now go to sleep or shut up or just drop dead. Any of the three...though I would prefer if you drop dead. Let me know if you decide on that and need help with dieing. I will be more than happy to oblige." Vegeta said solemnly.
"Well that's not very nice." said.
"No shit Sherlock."Vegeta responded cooly before going back to sleep following his example soon after.
