"It's the first Friday of the year! We've got to find and kiss a fish!"
"You don't kiss fish on Friday, Fool - you eat fish on Friday."
"Barbarian! Stay away from my aquarium!"
"Murdock? You don't have an aquarium."
"Not you too, Face! Colonel! Colonel! They've eaten Finny!"
"No, they didn't, Murdock. Calm down. Finny went belly up last month and we gave him a Viking funeral. Remember?"
"Wait a minute - is that why I had to pay the plumbing bill at that hotel? Because of a fish funeral?"
"Cheaper than a tombstone, Lieutenant."
