The True Uchiha(Remake)
Chapter 3:Finding a Girl Friend
Characters:None
MadeUp Characters: Zuna Uchiha, Momo,Death
Author:You are getting laid today.
Zuna:Really,YES!
Author:No you do get a girl's heart.
Zuna:(Crying)
Author:What's wrong?
Zuna:You lied,YOUUUU!
Author:I'm SORRY,(runs away)
Zuna:(Chases)
Momo:Zuna,both,do not own Naruto.
Zuna was walking down the streets of his new made village. In 2 weeks his village was the Village Hidden In the Dragons ,you heard correctly, Village Hidden in the Dragons. Zuna knew that his people would need good protection,so why not have dragons to protect them. As a result,his people were happy and could travel almost anywhere. But people said Zuna had it hard to be the Jakage of his village. But really Zuna didn't have it hard, actually Zuna rarely was in his office. He went to look for women, he wanted them with big butts but smart minds. He liked them with small jugs though and flat stomachs to match. Zuna went everywhere looking women, he looked at markets,jewelry store,even the strip club. He seen no women he was interested in. He started to get bored and summoned Death,the man of life and death. A large cloud of dust covered the village and the smoke from the clouds formed a large skeleton covered with a jet black coat, carrying a scythe. He had no skin or organs but was able to breathe. It was Death the 5th strongest person in the galaxy."Hello Zuna,it seem you are bored."Death put up his scythe.
"Well I need a woman Death,do you know any."
Death looked at Zuna and smirked.
"Well do you remember your friend when you was younger."
Zuna looked at Death like he was stupid.
"Do you mean Momo,she's gone."Zuna started to feel sad.
Death laughed."HAHAHA,it's not your fault she's gone."
Zuna looked at Death."DAMN YOU,DIIIIIIIEEEEE.!"
Zuna took out his sword and swung at Death, but he immediately jumped back.
"You are weak Zuna,you missed sadly."
Zuna looked at Death and put his sword up and stood tall with his hands folded.
"Is that so?"
"What are you..."
Death's body broke in half,leaving many bones to fall as well.
"Damn you Zuna,I shouldn't have underestimated you."
Death eyes started to widen as Zuna walked slowly with a killing intent aura around him.
"Now should I kill you or will you do something for me."
Death quickly reattached his bones and summoned a large box for holding forbidden books. He opened the box and took one that read "Rules of Light".
"Zuna,it seems Momo isn't dead,she is actually in this village looking for you."
Zuna looked at Death he ran and teleported everywhere. Zuna couldn't find anything,so he went home to his mansion. But as soon as he got there,a pink haired girl wearing a school uniform stood in Zuna's living room.
"Hey Zuna,remember me,I'm Momo!"
Zuna's jaw dropped,his childhood friend was 's body dropped and he fell on the floor drooling. Momo walked over to him and looked.
"Ummm,are you ok?"
"Arggh,yaaa Momu."
"What?"
Later on after Zuna regained his sense he took his friend out so he could catch up. They were getting ice-cream at a park,and talking about their past adventures. Zuna learned that Momo was now 17 years old. He also learned from her appearance that she had slightly longer hair, a larger bust size,and her jugs also became slightly bigger. And to top it all off, she had a smooth, flat stomach. He was so attracted to her his hand started to sweat every time she said anything, but he kept it cool. They sat down on a bench by a large tree with birds close by.
"Remember the time I egged that old man's house!"
"Ya,and he was like I'm gonna get ya young folks,now don't make me come out there."
"I feel he was playing with us though,good times."
Momo looked up at the sky, and realized that it was night.
"Zuna,can I ask you something?"
"Yes."
"Well, I don't have a place to stay so could I...live...with-"
"Me,ya, of course you can."
He got up from the bench and held out his hand. Momo grabbed it and they walked away to Zuna's new mansion. When they got close they could already see the bushes which was the outside of the street, it was in a curved motion but stopped at the garage of the mansion. Attached to the garage was the mansion which could hold up to 350 people at once. The outside was white with 4 windows at the top floor, and coming to the second first floor was 2 windows. There was a large "Z" placed in the middle between the to floors. The roof was slanted and was painted red which gave the house a regular look. As Zuna got to the door first he opened it for Momo.
"Aww, such a gentleman."
"Thanks"
Momo walked into the living room which had a nice red couch on a black carpet. There was a fireplace which had a picture of Zuna, his brother Banu Uchiha, and his cousin Kimoto Uchiha. The floor was mad of one of the finest wood, and had a beautiful pattern too.
"Ok, Momo I have a guest room, would you like to sleep in there?"
"Well, ummmm, I kinda want to sleep with you."
Zuna's face became red and his pupil in his eye became smaller. His hand got really sweaty.
"O-Ok."
"I'll go put my stuff up and take a quick shower."
"Tha-That's fine, I'll go cook something."
After Momo took a shower and ate
Zuna walked out of the bathroom into his room and got into his bed. What he didn't know was Momo was behind him. As he picked up the cover and laid down in the bed Momo got in too quietly. Zuna started to gaze of, but he felt a warm presence behind him, he didn't mind it. He actually felt good.
"You're such a sleepy head."
Zuna's eyes widened an he quickly got off the bed onto the floor and turned to Momo. Zuna's eyes widened even more when he seen what she was wearing. She was wearing a small tank top showing off her stomach. And small shorts with hearts on them. Zuna started to get a little horny.
"Momo why are you saying that so seductively!"
"What are you talking about?"
"That, you're doing it again!"
"Don't you like it?"
As Momo said that she crawled over to Zuna on all fours out of the bed. She swayed her hips at the same time. She went to Zuna and licked him on his cheek.
"Well that's enough for tonight, goodnight Zuna"
Momo jumped up quickly and got into bed, leaving Zuna confused.
"What was that?"
With that said Zuna got into bed too and went to sleep confused, and horny.
Ok, guys sorry for the long wait, my uncle died and my great grandma had a heart attack. So I'm sorry for the wait but i'll try to get back on time.
