Thanks Alkira11 and Razorblade Mistress for your reviews! :D

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Dear Diary.

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Today I went to the store to stock up on my supplies.

My favourite flavour wasn't available.

My luck seems to be getting even worse.

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I went to another store and bought my favourite chips from there instead.

The shopkeeper laughed when he saw me buying them so I killed him.

What's so funny about buying 100 bags of chips? It's important to have a steady supply.

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I also bought the latest Shounen Gump. I was interested to see what will happen next to Huffy and his crew.

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Aside from the shopkeeper I did not kill anyone today.

So far I have killed three out of the fifty people on my list.

I will kill some more after I have read my Gump three times.

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If one of my brothers were given this job they would have finished it already.

They say that I'm too slow.

They just don't understand the greatness of Shounen Gump.

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Why do they always try to kill people so quickly anyway?

As soon as someone's a Zoldyk target they're bound to die.

So why rush it? They have no sense of priorities.

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My manga is far more important than a stupid target.

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Why did I have to be born with such impatient brothers?

It's not fair.

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My life sucks.