Chapter 4! I can't believe I have made it this far. I would like to thank everyone that has reviewed. I didn't expect that many people to read it, much less take the time to review. I have to give the crazy people a hand! *does a little golf clap*
For today's installment of the thrilling saga of 'Trigun Sleepover', more antics involving talking plants, insurance girls, priests, a demented psychic and a small black cat!
Kuroneko: "Nyao."
O.o *tries to run away screaming and flailing his arms, but instantly runs into a wall and gets knocked unconscious*
Kuroneko: "Nyao."
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Trigun Sleepover'
Well, this is getting pretty violent…
Vash the Stampede, Humanoid Typhoon and destroyer of two cities, was inside the lair of the most dangerous assassins ever, the Gung-Ho Guns. Making popcorn! Vash put the packet into the microwave and started pressing the buttons. Then he pressed them again. And again. "Hey, Wolfwood! Come here!"
Wolfwood ran into the kitchen to see Vash hopping up and down, giggly with excitement. "What is it? Wolfwood asked."
"Watch!" Vash started pressing the buttons on the microwave again and after a few seconds stopped and smiled at Wolfwood.
"That's wonderful Vash, you can play 'jingle-bells' on a microwave. You should show that to Midvalley, he'd be impressed." Wolfwood didn't seem amused, but you know that, deep down, he was really just jealous.
Suddenly he screamed at the packet of popcorn that was cooking, "Vash! You're supposed to put the side that says 'this side down' down, not up!" He grabbed Vash's collar, "You're lust for tasty snacks has killed us all!" Then Wolfwood ran out of the kitchen screaming about the apocalypse. This didn't last too long, since he tripped and slammed his head against a chair.
Then the microwave exploded, but luckily it didn't catch anything important on fire. Well, except for Vash's hair. He ran out of the kitchen and into the living room screaming, "I'm on fire! I'm gonna die!" Of course, the living room of the Gung-Ho Guns' isn't exactly the best place to find sympathy; especially since Legato was forcing everyone to watch the 'special features' on his DVD of Emeril.
~Meanwhile, on the other side of the kitchen~
"I could so kick your arse, Rai Dei," Monev said to the samurai. Suddenly Vash ran through with his hair on fire, but quickly left.
"No you couldn't, you pansy! I've got a sword!" Rai Dei pulls out his sword *shing, sparkle sparkle*
Monev rolled his eyes, "Yeah, well I've got big guns."
"I bet you have those huge guns cuz your just compensating for something."
"That's it, you're getting it!" Monev began to walk at Rai Dei as if to attack, but the swordsman reached out, and, finding a conveniently placed Twinkie, threw it at the body builder, "Fear the unsaturated fat!"
"Oh no, my girlish figure trembles out of fear!" Monev yelled in a high-pitched squeaky voice and ran away screaming and flailing his arms, almost running into Vash, hair still aflame, who was also screaming and flailing his arms.
There was a knock at the door and Vash, suddenly calm, slowly walked up to the door and opened it. "Hidy ho, Knives," Vash said all cheerful-like.
Knives was carrying a bunch of kumquats and lettuce, which, oddly enough, didn't surprise Vash. "Um, Vash, your hair is on fire."
Vash looked up and laughed and hit himself on the forehead, "Thanks Knives, I completely forgot about that," Vash said very calmly. "Pardon me, brother." Vash turned around and resumed screaming and flailing his arms.
Knives shook his head, "Some times I hate being the only sane one in the family." He looked at the vegetables in his arms, "No come, my brethren, I will teach you the ways of the spider and the butterfly." But seconds after he closed the door, there was a knock.
Knives randomly threw his brethren, hitting everyone watching Emeril, which gave most of them concussions. Knives opened the door and everyone who wasn't unconscious screamed at the blinding light in the doorway. "It's a UFO!" Hoppard screamed. "It's a serial killer!" Meryl yelled. "It's Santa!" Milly squealed. Everyone stared at her.
Knives was filled with revulsion. "No, it's just B.D.N."
"Yes it is I, Brilliant Dynamites Neon, leader of the—"
"Go away, no one likes you." And Knives shut the door.
Audience: awww.
Shut up, no one li—wait, there's an audience? Where the Hell did they come from? Anyways…no one likes B.D.N. and he left.
Audience: BOO!!
Go away! This is a story, it can't have a live audience!
Then, there was another knock at the door. "Ehh, It's probably B.D.N. again." He opened the door, getting ready to yell at the light-obsessed freak, but instead a dozen small children and kuroneko flying tackled him and dragged him outside, shutting the door, with Knives screaming the entire time.
Vash came into the room, his hair short and charred. "Waahh! My wonderful locks are destroyed!" Anime fangirls everywhere suddenly cringe in disgust and fear. "I'll lose all my beautiful fangirls!"
"What, all three of them?" Meryl said and all the Gung-Ho Guns laughed at the crying gunman. "Stop whining, Vash. You're hair will be back to normal in the next scene."
"Really?" Vash sniffled.
"Well, yeah. That's how anime hair works."
~Then, Night Fell~
"Ouchies," said Night and he got up and left.
Vash's hair was back and fangirls everywhere sighed in relief. "Yay, it worked!" and Vash hopped up and down clapping his hands, but he jumped a little too high and his spiky hair punctured a light on the low ceiling, lighting his hair on fire again.
Knives threw open the door and ran in panting. His suit was torn all over the place and he had a big clump of his scalp pulled out. Vash ran into him, which made Knives's hair catch on fire. Then, both of the twins were running around in small circles, flailing their arms in the air, and screaming.
Meryl asked Legato, "Shouldn't we help them."
Legato shook his head, "Nah, this type of thing usually works out by itself."
Meryl watched as the two flaming brothers ran around in a circle and slammed into each other, both of them falling on the ground. They tried to roll around to smother the fire, but it just made the flames spread.
"Yeah, you're probably right."
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How wa dat? Brain damgin' enuff 4 ya'll?
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Whoa…bad grammar…Anyways, I would like to thank all the people who reviewed and to growl angrily at the few people that probably read but didn't review.
So, now it is time to get together your questions, random thoughts, ideas, requests, complaints, advice, tips and reviews so that you all can, well, review!
Audience: Yay!
O_O Ahh! *runs away from the demon audience and trips over kuroneko and is instantly mauled by the devil beast*
