Lemongrab is hella creepy, 'nuff said...
Chapter 4: What the krunk, Lemongrabs?
Bubble gum sat on Finn's couch delirious, it wasn't like her to lose her head like that "Oh my Grod oh my Grod! You have to save them Finn!"
Finn nodded, he was wearing his Best Unkle shirt, Jake was in his pocket and he poked his head out for a moment "Don't worry Peebs! We're gonna save them precious little babies of yours!"
Bubble gum bit her lip "I would come with you but I'm no good in a fight," she stood up and fell back again, Marceline caught her "Woah momma, you can't come to the Lemongrabs' castle if all you'll do is faint!" she shook her head "Stay here and play BMO or whatever, we'll take care of it."
With that Bubble gum kissed her forehead, causing Finn to blush, and Marceline, Jake and Finn darted out the door.
Meanwhile ate the Lemongrab castle, the two lemon men were staring at the two shapes on their kitchen table. They looked at each other, "What do you think Lemongrab?" one asked
The other shook its head "I don't know Lemongrab. I think we should dissect them!"
The other one smiled "Ooooh good idea Lemongrab," he sighed with pleasure and picked up a kitchen knife "Hold still little riggumarole…"
Bonnibel raised a little eyebrow and flew up to his face pulling his lemon peel away from the top of his head down between his eyeballs. She laughed as he panicked, "Oh my my face! Lemongrab get me a band aid!"
The other lemon grab picked up Chewy, who squirmed and cried clearly not thrilled at being held by such a n individual. Bonnibel left one lemon man alone and flew over to the next one, plucking Chewy from his grasp and taking off a piece of Chewy's hair stuck it to his face and laughed as he struggled against the blindness that had come over him.
"Oh no!" he shouted, Bonnibel floated out of the room holding Chewy, rolling her eyes and babbling in displeasure
Just as soon as the commotion had started Marceline bust down the door, her hair flew out like black tentacles, her eyes red and fiery and her face distorted into a horrible mug "Where are my babies?!" she hissed
The Lemongrabs ignored her, running around in their circles on opposite sides of the room. Marceline resumed normal form and just stared at them "What the gum?" she sighed, clearly aggravated
Finn and Jake jumped in behind her "Shmowzow!" they cried together
Jake's hand had turned into a flailing morning star, and Finn drew his father's sword, poised for battle.
They looked at the lemons, then at each other and assumed normal form. "Wha…" Finn trailed off, looking increasingly confused
Marceline flew over, grabbed Lemongrab number one's face and gave it a lick and then smacked it between his eyes; placing it back in its rightful spot.
Then she went over to the other Lemongrab and yanked the black gunk off his face, shoving it into his mouth "Ooh aah…" he cooed as he chewed it
"Now, where in the graybles did you to put my daughters?" she hissed, her eyes popping out of her skull and her teeth growing dangerously large "Rawr!" she cried
The Lemongrabs cowered in fear "We do not know!" one cried "They did this to us and then the rigamaroles flew away!" the other added, gesturing to his face
Marceline narrowed her eyes and grabbed the original Lemongrab by his lemon skin flap tearing it down once more "Babies don't fly you idiots!"
Lemongrab squirmed "This one did!"
Jake came over "Uh Mar-mar maybe we should hear them out?" he added, being careful not to upset the already terrifying Marceline
She crossed her grey arms "Fine." She hissed
Lemongrab was pinned to the floor by Finn, the other one wrapped securely in Jake's ear, he began to talk his white suit getting wrinkled in the tight grasp "I began when we heard you two had produced," now he screeched "Childreeeeeen!"
Marceline flicked him in the face "So?"
"So," began the other lemon grab "After the life serum spell was erased from our minds we wanted to see how Bubble gum produced these children." He thought for a moment "Marceliiiine do you haaave maaaan paaaaarttttsssss?!" he screeched
Marceline turned red and kicked him in the face; he was out cold, Finn climbed off him. Suddenly they heard something break on the above floor and some familiar giggled.
"Ah jeez…" muttered Marceline
