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When Brainy regain consciousness, he's having a massive headache. It didn't take long for him to figure out that he's moving and he is being held by a human being, he looked around and saw Sassette next to him on the same hand. She's still unconscious and there was a bump on her head, Brainy didn't waste anytime grabbing her and jumped off the hand.
The man was surprised as the smurf jumped off and rolled when he landed, then took off running. "Sic them Dogmeat!" ordered the man.
"So the dog's name is Dogmeat," thought Brainy.
Dogmeat began charging after them through the pine forest, he ran faster and stopped in front of them. Brainy scramble to a halt then the man enclosed the smurfs in his hands, "It's me Brainy," said the man, "Remember, John D. Reznov?"
"Dimitri?" asked Brainy as he sat on top of his palm.
The green eyes says it all, Brainy remembered that he saved him from the same pine forest by catching him in the same trap. And Dimitri's only 16. "I see my dog liked you guys," he said, "Let's head back to my camp, I'll explain what's going on."
After a long walk, Dimitri sat down near an unlit campfire and sat the two smurfs down before lighting the tinder box with a flint. "You guys are so difficult to deal with, I was afraid I would step on you." said Dimitri, "That's why I have Dogmeat guide you into that trap I've made so I don't have to chase you around this place."
"Why not you just tell me if your coming?" asked Brainy, "Sassette is hurt because of you."
"And you are hurt as well, besides what would you do if you see a 6 or 7 foot human coming after you armed to the teeth?" asked Dimitri.
"I see you have a point," said Brainy.
Sassette suddenly started screaming, it was unbearably loud. Dimitri quickly picked her up and used his thumb to rub down on her lower abdomen, just slightly pressing down on it calmed Sassette down as she gave off a couple of spasms. With a smile on her face, he sat her back down after just a few minutes and she falls asleep."
"How did you do that?" asked Brainy.
"I don't know, it worked on birds her size though." said Dimitri, "Don't try to do it to her if she starts to cry or scream, cause I don't recommend it."
"My head hurts," complained Sassette.
"Let me get the anesthetic," said Dimitri as he digs through his backpack and pulled out a bottle and lifted her head up a little as he has her sip the bottle, "This is pain killers, it won't last long but it sure prevents infection. After about 5 minutes, Dimitri pulled the bottle away and Sassette hiccuped and falls back to sleep.
"There's something I need to tell you Brainy, my son's plan about taking Sassette with you as you run away worked." explained Dimitri, "Smurfette is going through Depression and everyone feels her pain, my son is busy taking care of her personally as search parties are trying to look for you. But there's something more."
"What else is worse than everyone missing us?" asked Brainy, "I mean Sassette."
"Gargamel is active again, he has discovered the Smurf Village's exact location." continued Dimitri, "He's going to have a meteor crash land on the village, destroying it in the process. The only thing funny in this is that he's getting help from his mom, but the good news is that you are going to save it."
"How?" asked Brainy.
"The meteor is not going to be that big, you are going to stand in the clearing away from buildings and you're going to have the meteor land directly on top of you by building this Magnetron." said Dimitri as he hands him a smurf size blueprints to the magnetic gun, "We'll make sure that you will survive, me and Chernov got you covered."
"Your going to have me to smurf what?" asked Brainy worriedly as he quickly looks at the blueprints and pockets them, "How am I going to survive getting smurfed by a meteorite?"
"Simple really, we'll use magic to restore you once your crushed," said Dimitri, "Or my son will do something more horrifying to save you, just don't think about it."
"Your either insane or this is even more insane," replied Brainy.
"Well I thought my grandpa was insane but will you do it?" asked Dimitri.
"Yeah, I hope you know what you're doing." said Brainy. Actually, he doesn't know what he's doing. Dimitri is simply winging it.
"Oh by the way Brainy," said Dimtiri, "You and Sassette have been out for three days, just to give you a time period there."
Meanwhile Gargamel and his mom, Mummy as he calls her, prepare some device in a massive clearing not far from his hovel. Whatever machine Gargamel is using, it looked like a Nazi Death Ray from a World War II Sketch in Germany. As he prepares the machine, his mom simply tries to correct him at several things. "Why not use that thing there to aim it, remember you want to aim a little ahead of the 'thing' if you're going to... 'stargaze'."
Gargamel quickly caught on with the code word, if any smurfs nearby might discover his plan and try to foil it. "Yes Mummy, I should attach the gun sites so I could 'gaze' at the 'thing'," he said. "If I only have a power source though."
Suddenly, a green glowing cylinder shaped object fell from the sky and landed nearby, Gargamel picked it up and noticed that it's hot. "This is what I was looking for," he said, "Whatever it is, this is what I needed." He inserts the green cylinder into the chamber and the gun get's fired up, it's now turned on and it began to charge. "When this 'telescope' finished charging, we'll go 'stargazing' with it."
"And your going to eat my special dish as you do so," said his mom.
"Yes, Mummy," moaned Gargamel.
Back at the Smurf Village, the Smurf Economy is at a standstill as everyone was miserable about Smurfette. It's eerie quiet in the village, only a few smurfs managed to return to work. The Smurflings came back from their misadventure on an unsuccessful search for Brainy and Sassette, they've looked like they just finished a gruesome fight as their clothes were ripped and their skin bruised. Slouchy even get's a blackeye.
"Man, all that work for nothing," groaned Snappy, "I wonder if we'll be in trouble for this."
Once they walked in, no one didn't seemed to noticed. They quickly head back to their houses and hide in their bedrooms, suddenly Chernov came running out of Smurfette's house with Smurfette in her arms. "Hey guys!" he called out, "Look at Smurfette! I have her right here!" All the smurfs came running out of random mushroom homes and surrounded them, what they saw was hilarious and creepy at the same time.
Smurfette lies in Chernov's arms as her eyes were half open and were pointing away from her nose awhile she has a big smile on her face, "What did you do?" asked Hefty, "And what is that smell?"
Suddenly Smurfette snapped out of her trance like state and Chernov lets go of her as she stands up on her own, "I'm perfectly fine as Chernov cheered me up," she said angrily, "If you haven't kicked Brainy out of the village...".
She suddenly jumps on top of Hefty and starts to beat him like a pulp, Chernov was silent as he slips away awhile everyone is distracted. Papa Smurf saw the commotion from his window and tries to intervene but then pulls away as The Three Smurfs came walking into the scene in a much more worse state than the Smurflings. Still covered in Hornet Stings and Bruises from beating each other they simply asked, "What's going on here?" in unison.
Smurfette slapped the three of them, knocking them backwards as she continues to pulverize Hefty. Papa Smurf finally intervened and nearly get's knocked out again by Hefty's shoe as it goes airborne, all the other smurfs were losing faith in each other. Finally, Chernov comes by with two taser guns and fired them at Hefty and Smurfette each. The 5000 volts of electricity paralyzed their muscles stopping the fight instantly, everyone was speechless as Chernov pulls Smurfette off of a severely distraught Hefty.
"Anyone of you two move and I'll taser you two some more," Chernov ordered, "Don't you see what's going on here? This village is tearing itself apart, this is what Brainy expected what will happen."
"By kidnapping Sassette, he caused Smurfette to fall into depression which then effects you perverts and now look what happened," explained Chernov, "This was going on in Brainy's mind for who knows how long, all of this suffering does not come close to Brainy's feelings. So by making you listen to him for once, he kidnaps Sassette because if he hadn't given that hint to the Smurflings about Gargamel's Smurfette spell Sassette might not even exist."
There was a short pause and Chernov pulls out the electrodes from Smurfette and Hefty's skins then adds in a final comment, "This was bond to happen guys, Brainy is your biological brother for crying out loud. All of you are brothers, so why don't you treat each other as one big family?"
Chernov lets it set in for the moment as Smurfette and Hefty get's back up to their feet, then Papa Smurf began to speak out. "If it wasn't for Brainy, the smurflings would be dead and they would have been turned into gold. Remember the Gargoyles?"
"Let's find our Brainy then," said Greedy, "And bring him home!"
"YEAH!" cheered the smurfs.
Chernov doesn't know his father's plan about the meteor, nor was he even aware of it. His plan with Brainy kidnapping Sassette turns out to be too effective as fights breaking out wasn't part of the plan, but it had worked as it's intended to do.
"One more thing guys, " said Chernov, "Right before we've all met, the day before the dam broke and flooded the village. Brainy was kicked out of the village and landed in a Spruce Forest where my dad has found him, it very private and only humans go there."
"That hidden pine forest?" asked Papa Smurf, "How come we've haven't thought of that?"
"Because that Pine Forest is very uninteresting, he could be there for all that I know." hinted Chernov.
"Let's get Feathers and Puppy and we'll go there," said Tracker Smurf who is stumbling into the village covered in fecal matter from multiple different species, "Don't ask where I've been, Brainy is too smart for me anyway."
Three weeks later, it's now nearly two months as Dimitri kept an eye on Brainy and Sassette during their stay at the Spruce Forest. It was all survival off of a diet of fish and pine wood, when Dimitri checked how many days past by he finally realized it's time to head back home for the meteor. Unknown to Gargamel, his evil plot to destroy the smurfs with the meteor will do nicely for his plan. For days he did the math and find the percentage he should tweak Gargamel''s gun's firing power to get the correct size of the meteorite for Brainy.
Dimitri packs everything up and picked up Brainy and Sassette and took him back up the cliff up on a natural ramp they failed to notice, after walking South they passed the cliff entirely and began walking in familiar. Finally he let them go, said their goodbyes and the smurfs head back to their village as Dimitri heads to the hovel to sabotage Gargamel's Meteor Gun.
When he approached Gargamel's hovel he saw the massive lazer like gun out in the open, it was a shock that the smurfs were unable to discover this yet. He peaked through the window and see's Gargamel struggling to eat his mom's cooking, as he vomits all over the table Dimitri walks to the gun and did the tweak near the reactor then left without leaving a trace.
"Just 3 hours till the comet comes crashing in," said Dimitri, "I've gotta hurry back to see the show unfold."
It was almost dark by the time Brainy and Sassette walked back into the village, not much has changed when they were gone. Chernov looks out the window and saw them then proceeds to knock on everybody's door to notify them of their return, Smurfette was breaking down into tears of joy as she hugged Brainy and Sassette both. "I'm sorry," she said, "I'm sorry that I have smurfed you to do this."
"Smurfette!" cried Sassette as Smurfette hugs her tightly.
"My smurf, oh look at you. How is your adventure in the wild?" she asked.
"It was awesome, we've got chased by hairless dogs, bears and we fell down a really tall waterfall as squirrels throw acorns at us." explained Sassette.
By now, the entire town was present. Papa Smurf stood by as the Three Smurfs simply looked on, Chernov walked up to Brainy and said out loud, "Well look at you and Sassette, you seemed to be true survivors as you've lost a lot of weight, covered in your own crap, and managed to keep your pants on in all that process."
"All we ate was fish, acorns, and pine trees," said Sassette, "Do you have real food, I'm starving."
"Me too," said Brainy, just as his pants fell down causing everyone to laugh.
"Okay you two, come to my house and I'll let you have some rodent meat," said Chernov, "Which I 'accidentally' killed of course."
"Yeah right..." muttered Papa Smurf then he turned to Brainy, "It's good to see you back Brainy."
"Brainy?" asked Hefty as he approached him, "I'm sorry that I've started all this, would you ever forgive me?"
"Hrm?" thought Brainy, then he kicked him in the crotch bring Hefty down to the ground in pain, "Okay Brainy, apology accepted."
"I just got into a fight with Smurfette weeks ago," mumbled Hefty as he lays on his side.
"How did it go?" asked Brainy.
"Chernov tasered us both with electricity, then everybody come to terms about you." said Hefty.
"I've started it and ended it, so it's my fault on that part," admitted Chernov, "Your lucky I didn't used the TNT I normally used for fishing, they would make great fireworks."
Meanwhile, the hour of the meteor has come as it began to appear in the sky as a comet. "Ok, here goes nothing," says Gargamel as he sat in his chair and aims the gun at the comet.
"Aim a little ahead of the target," said his mom.
"Ok, Mummy," said Gargamel.
He fired the gun, and nothing happened. Then the comet explodes in a tremendous fireball above the earths atmosphere and a chunk of the comet came hurling down towards earth, Gargamel stands back and watch as the meteor heads towards the earth heading towards the Smurf's village. "Let's go, before we miss it!" cried Gargamel. He, his mom, and Azrael went running towards the Smurf's village to watch the event unfold.
By now, Dimitri was already in place and Gargamel, his mom, and Azrael suddenly appeared next to him. "Glad you came to see the destruction," said Dimitri.
"Where did you come from?" asked Gargamel.
"I've been here for an hour to see the fireworks, I gave you the smurf map and the glowing object so all this could happen." said Dimitri.
"So you've been playing Double Agent?" asked his mom.
"Yup, and now the masterpiece." said Dimitri, "The fires alone might put an end to all this, but the real action is when they try to save themselves from the meteor. Look!"
It wasn't long before all the smurfs came running out of the mushroom homes and looked up at the sky as the night turns to day, Brainy knew what he had to do as he stands near an area away from the nearest house and tries to uses a Magnetic gun on the meteor. The device was built after Chernov was debriefed about Brainy's adventure but he still didn't know about the meteor plan which will cost him, everyone watched as Brainy tries to be the hero as he aims the crude magnetron ray Dimitri instructed him to build at the meteor and fires it up and shoots a yellow laser at the meteor. All it does is attracts metal and the meteor is metal, the magnetron ray worked.
The meteor heads straight for him as everyone was too shocked to save him as Brainy tries his best to have the meteor focus on him, Gargamel was just about to try to stop him when Dimitri pulls him back as his son Chernov tries to push him out of the way. "If Mother Nature wants this," he simply says, "Then so be it."
Brainy shuts off the laser and tossed it aside, "Brainy!" cried Chernov as he runs towards him. Brainy simply stands there as the meteor was coming straight at him way too fast for him to dodge the meteor and the space rock lands on him and explodes into a fireball, Chernov was immediately set on fire as he was tossed back like a rag doll as the blast shot fire in a circle around the area where the meteor landed.
It was to graphic to watch as Chernov could not move as his legs were paralyzed, he simply pulled out his handgun and shot his own brains out. A move where he doesn't have to suffer a burning death, all the smurfs in the village stared at the meteor where Brainy once stood.
TO BE CONTINUED...
