This is my fourth chapter. I didn't know it would get this far.
Disclaimer: Still don't own any of these characters!
"Niou-kun! Niou-kun!" Yagyuu was running down the hall to get to the classroom. "Niou-kun!"
"What Yagyuu?" Yagyuu tried to catch his breath. "Niou-kun do you know what today is?"
"Um...Yagyuu loves Niou day?"
"NO!" Yagyuu pushed the calendar into Niou's face. "It's Opposite Day!"
"Oh no!"
"What's wrong with Opposite Day Yagyuu-sensei?"
"It's a tradition that me and Niou-kun has every year!"
"If you guys hate it then why is it a tradition?"
"I don't know."
"Since it's here everybody has to act opposite for a day."
"I thought it was a tradition that only you and Niou-sensei do."
"Well that's true, but I want you guys to suffer like us!"
"Oh..."
"Alrighty let's begin Opposite Day!"
"Niou! I love you!"
"Yagyuu-kun! That is so childish!"
"Aw man! Why can't you love me for once?" The kids were staring in shock. "Niou-sensei rejected Yagyuu-sensei?"
"Duh! It's opposite day! They're acting like each other."
"I'm opposite see!"
"Akaya wearing your underwear inside out is not opposite."
"Exactly!"
"I'm so unlucky...how about you Akutsu?"
"Che. I don't care about it."
"Jin-kun! You better act opposite otherwise you'll get the...Reverse Curse!"
"Reverse Curse? What kind of dumb name is that?"
"Oh it's a bad thing to get. If you don't act opposite on opposite day--actually for the whole day...you'll catch it! It makes you act the opposite for the rest of your life!"
"Is that what happened to you Niou-sensei?"
"Yes...I mean no!"
"Gasp! I gotta act opposite now!"
"Niou-sensei is the curse real?"
"No I just wanted him to cooperate."
"Oh..."
"Syusuke why aren't you acting opposite?"
"Yagyuu-sensei I just can't seem to act opposite..."
"You're a tensai right? So act untensai-ish."
"Oh ok...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Syusuke stood there drooling like an idiot. "That's better. Now to go beat up Atsushi!"
"Look at me! I'm opposite!" Jin was cheery and playful. "Oof!"
"I'm sorry Akutsu! I didn't mean to hit you with the ball!" Sengoku ran all the way to Jin. "Sengoku...? Grrrrr...I mean it's alright accidents happen."
"Akutsu's not inflicting pain!? What has the world come to!? Oh it's opposite day of course! He'll show his love tomorrow! Lucky!--oh! I mean unlucky..."
"Arf! Arf! Look I'm a doggy!" Eiji was jumping around and trying to dig everywhere. "Heh...he's retarded. Akaya went to Renji.
"Hey Renji! Where's your data?"
"Well I don't need my data book. Sadaharu and I has stopped taking data!"
"R-Renji...not taking data!? What is it today? Opposite day or something?"
"Akaya you gotta stop acting like yourself."
"But that means I have to hate you!"
"Yeah so?"
"Renji is right. You have to act un-Kirihara-ish...or else a curse will be upon you!" Inui told Akaya about the curse. "What? You're lying!"
"My data--I mean I heard Niou-sensei talk about it."
"Oh no! I have to hate Renji! Nooooooo!"
"I...h-h-hate you...Renji!" Akaya felt like he was going to explode. "Nice job Sadaharu! I mean that was poorly done Sadaharu!"
"Thanks Renji. I mean thanks for nothing Renji!"
"Genichiro! Act opposite!" Sanada glared at Yagyuu. Yagyuu told him all about the curse, but Sanada ignored him. "You know I can do something terrible to you..."
"Like what?"
"Tie you up with Davide tomorrow! And you'll be listening to his bad puns!"
"Ah! Look I'm opposite!" Sanada smiled widely. Renji came by and got freaked out by Sanada's big smile. "Genichiro! You look wrong smiling like that!"
"Hey it's opposite day!"
"What's wrong with you Sanada-san? Did Renji give you sugar again?"
"I didn't give Genichiro any sugar! Besides I would never give him any sugar again because of his scary hyper face."
"No Akaya it's opposite day."
"Oh yeah. I hate you Renji!"
"When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds...pfft!"
"Bane-san!" Davide kicks Bane in the head. "That's what you get for telling a bad pun!"
"I'm poor and so hungry. I wish I was rich."
"On opposite day you're not! Marui-kun! You want some cake?"
"No thanks. I'm full and I'm not hungry!" It hurts Bunta just to something like that. "Marui-kun is doing a good job of acting opposite!"
"Hmmm...Jackal you need to be opposite of bald. I know I have a fast hair grower!" Yagyuu went into the closet and came out with a bottle of fast hair growing liquid.
He poured it on Jackal's head. And poof! Jackal has hair. "Now to cut some of it! Perfect!"
"Um...thanks sensei."
"I feel so happy being opposite! La, la, la, la..." Shinji was dancing and singing in the middle of the classroom. "Shinji-kun is doing fine."
Everybody was acting opposite. Bane was telling bad puns and Davide is kicking him, Niou acting like the gentleman,
Yagyuu acting dirty and perverted, Sengoku acting unlucky, Jin acting nice(which is creepy), Eiji being a dog, Syusuke being a doofus, Sanada smiling and freely
expressing himself, Renji and Inui not taking data or doing anything with data, Bunta not hungry all the time, Atobe being poor, Jiroh not being sleepy(well I never make Jiroh sleepy because he's always with Bunta and yeah), Jackal having hair(which is not acting...I think), Shinji not mumbling to himself, and Akaya acting un-Akaya-ish. The principle walked by and thought that they were
all crazy. "Wow...what did they have this morning?"
The bell rang. It's time to head home.
"Wow...school's over already?" Niou let the kids out. "Remember act opposite for the rest of the day!"
"I know I will!"
"Yeah me too!" The kids got onto the buses and left. Niou and Yagyuu waved goodbye to them. "I don't think I can trust them Niou."
"Really? Well I do."
"I'm going to make sure they're acting opposite for the rest of the day."
"How're you going to do that? Spy on them?"
"Exactly!"
"Yagyuu-kun why don't you just go home and work on your stuff. I'll spy on them."
"Pfft! I wanna spy on them! Hey I have a great idea! We both can spy on them!"
"Shh! I'm thinking...hey I've got it! We both can spy on them!"
"Great thinking! Let's go!" Niou and Yagyuu decided to go separate ways. "You go spy on Davide, Bane, Sengoku, Atobe, Jiroh, Bunta and Jackal!"
"Okay and then you go get the rest! Wait why do I get Davide?"
"Who cares! Just go already!"
"Alright, alright." Niou went to spy on Akaya first. "He's not doing anything."
"Niou-sensei is that you?"
"Uh no I'm somebody that you don't know!"
"Gasp! Are you a stalker!?"
"Uh..."
"AHHH! Stalker! Mommy! Mommy! A stalker is here to rape me!" Akaya ran away yelling. "Uh-oh! I better get out of here!" Niou left as fast as he can.
"Akaya slow down!!"
"But mommy I'm going to show you what the rapist looks like!" Akaya came into the room and saw that no one was here. "He's gone."
"You made me ran all the way here for nothing?"
"But mommy he was here! He had the ugliest face ever!"
'That was close...'
"I wonder how Yagyuu-kun is doing."
Yagyuu was at Sengoku's house. "He seems to be doing fine. He's actually acting opposite."
"I'm so unlucky today...sigh...wow being opposite sure is hard."
"Well two down and five more remains!"
"Next stop Atobe's place...I bet it's hard to get in there. Since it's a mansion guarded by people."
Niou went to Eiji's place next. "He's still acting like a dog."
"Woof! Arf! Sniff...I smell something! Arf!" Eiji went to the opened window. "Niou-sensei is thay you? Arf!"
"Ah...no! I'm your next door neighbor!"
"Really? My next door neighbor is a lady."
"I'm her ah...husband."
"She's old and a widow."
"...shit!"
"Oh I give up!"
"Niou-sensei it is you!"
"Yeah...me and Yagyuu-kun decided to spy on you guys. Because we thought you guys wouldn't act opposite anymore."
"Oh..." Niou went to catch up with Yagyuu. "So Niou how'd it go? I got every single one of them."
"Let's just give up..."
"But what about the others?"
"Who cares! They'll act normal by tomorrow..." Niou and Yagyuu said good-bye to each other and went home.
'Yagyuu-kun didn't get caught while spying on them...why is it always me? Even though I'm not acting like myself today I still get the bad luck.'
