My First Year as an Espada
Chapter 4: Stupid
~M~ January 4th, Thursday, 6:30
I woke up at four thirty this morning, after barely five hours of sleep, to a terrifying earthquake. By earthquake, I mean that Grimmjow stupidly rolled off the stupid couch and landed on the stupid floor that he stupidly made me sleep on because he's stupid. Plus, that wasn't the stupid part. He had the NERVE to land on ME, nearly crushing my face. Being the complete gentleman he was, he started going on about how I got in his way. The stupider part was that I wasn't sleeping right next to the couch, no, I was sleeping like a yard away from it. I have no idea how someone can fall THREE FEET away from their bed, but Grimmjow was stupid enough to do it. Instead of getting off and letting us both go back to sleep like he should've done, he started being a complete jerk.
When I asked if he was going to be stupid and go back to bed, or stupider and keep me up, he responded that he wasn't stupid. So that I don't take up a whole day ranting to a stupid book-diary-thing that sings some damned song that is as irritating as all things stupid, I'll sum this up. Basically, after an hour of arguing, I finally did that smart thing to do. No, I didn't settle it civilly, that's stupid. I punched him in the neck, and a second later, it was a fight to the death, and for the couch tonight.
Half an hour ago, we finished.
...I lost...but I swear, he cheated. Hana came over to tell us to shut up, and while I was reassuring that no, she does not need to go all Prank-a-palooza on Grimmjow (even though I would've loved that), that stupid son of a dog tackled me. Hana, of course, ALWAYS being the oh-so VERYhelpful one, laughed before trotting back to her room.
Grimmjow, on the other hand, got up like nothing was weird, smirked, and went to use the bathroom, taking forever. Now I'm still sitting here, not ready for the day, while Grimmjow is doing who knows what in the bathroom. We have to be at a meeting in half an hour, and it doesn't sound like he'll be done anytime soon.
I hate life.
~G~ 6:45; after Mai left
That's what you get for trying to poison me!
You're probably glaring, or rolling your eyes, or sighing, or ready to kill me when you read this, but I swear, that's the last thing I'll do...that's revenge for the whole poison cookies.
Anyways, I was thinking you'd probably make me get out of the bathroom, but looks like you didn't. I was sitting in there most of the time IM-ing Nnoit' on my phone. Well, I got no idea where you would be right now, since
~M~ 10:00; Half hour break from the meeting
Well, when I left, I went to go get my fraccion. I certainly wasn't about to barge in on Grimmjow in the bathroom, but I knew Leola was killing to kick down his door and drag him out for me. I followed them into our room to find the stupid man himself, sitting on the stupid couch writing in my stupid journal that's SUPPOSED to be, stupidly, private. Not that there's really anything worthy of being stupidly private. Before he could finish writing whatever he was going to write, Hana had jumped him and tore it out of his hands, slapping him with his pen in the process.
It was stupidly funny.
~H~ 11:00; Mai-chan's room
Hi there! It's me, Hana! Hi, Mai-chan! Anyways, you're probably wondering why I'm writing in your diary. (It's way too pink by the way. And what's the song that plays when you press the red button?) I'm writing cuz I'm bored. It's not lunch time, I don't have any work today, so I thought I'd go through yours and Grimmy's room! So far, I've found a lotta hairspray. I didn't know you used hairspray. It smells icky, and suspiciously a lot like Grimmy's shampoo... I only know what his shampoo smells like because early when I jumped him, I face planted into his head and his hair smelled like strawberries. It was weird.
So...I guess I'll tell ya what we're all doing right now. WELL, Leola-chan is taking a nap. Kiatcero-kun is out training, an' I was reading a yaoi fanfiction. IT WAS HORRIBLE! There's this one dude that's- well, this is the sequel so you wouldn't get it, but one dude got like attacked and all, and his boy friend's all worried, but he breaks up with him! STUPID STALKER DUDE BROKE THEM APART! So his boyfriend dude, who's TOTALLY UN-STUPID AND AWESOME AND HEROIC, doesn't give up and starts this project, all for his ex, then after a whole lotta drama goes down, they get back together! BUT THEN THE TOTALLY AWESOME AND HOT AND UN-STUPID HEROIC DUDE GETS ATTACKED BY THE STUPID CREEPER STALKER DUDE.
It was terrible!
...Hey, so it's like fifteen minutes later now...kinda got distracted...
...Do we have any doughnuts? I have the sudden urge to eat one...
~M~ Noon; lunch time
...No, Hana, we don't have doughnuts. Grimmjow ate them all this morning after I left.
Well, it's lunch time, and now I want a doughnut... ...Stupid Grimmjow.
~G~ 13:30; I should really be back at the meeting
Why are you saying stupid so much today? Is it because Aizan is stupid? Cuz I agree.
...I gotta stop writing stupid things in stupid pen.
Hey...Aizan doesn't actually read your diary...does he?
~M~ 18:50; after dinner
Why do people keep writing in this stupid notebook? It's not a diary, it's a notebook. A journal is what people call their diaries to make it sound manlier.
...The reason I'm using the word stupid so much today? Because today is stupid. You're stupid, I'm stupid, this notebook is stupid, The Notebook is stupid, the Death Note is stupid (I'm already dead, try and kill me now!), and the whole flippin' world is stupid today. EVERYONE. IS. STUPID. Especially Grimmjow. He called the couch again. I swear, if i have to sleep on this cold floor another night, I'm going to kill something. The next person who does something stupid, I'm going to kill them.
Well, I'm going to bed early, stupid. Night.
Stupid notebook thing that sings some stupid song...
(Seriously though, don't do anything stupid, whoever's going to read this later. Oh yeah, and guess what? Invading someone's privacy? Stupid!)
~L~ 22: 30 Mai's asleep
AKA, Mai's moody today because the song has been stuck on loop all day, Yammy's dog jumped her this morning, Aizan showed them a five our long presentation about the color white, another presentation about his fishing trip, and Hana (with Ichimaru's help) went all prank-a-palooza on everyone in sight and burned Mai's entertainment toys in an attempt to start the biggest fire in Hueco Mundo. They failed.
Well...apparently, I'm being stupid. And does using the clothes in your closet to create a giant parachute considered stupid...? I wouldn't think so, I mean, that box in the back? It had this dress in it that, according to Hana, just screamed "Cut me up! I'm GREAT parachute material!"
So yeah...g'night!
-Leola
