Hey! What you think! DO you hate me because of Nessie and Sam? Well, what about Eddie-Emo-Boy. Is Edward getting FRIENDLY with Leah, or does he just feel for her… hmm… I'm just letting you know I had ZERO intent on Nessie originally being with Sam but then it hit me that she is such a WITCH that she would do that! If you love the Cullen's then this Chapter may not be for you… or you may love it… oh and i forgot i dont own twilight! okay so get it out of your head gosh!

I sighed and looked in what I thought was a mirror but I saw this beautiful girl… She had long black hair with tiny pinned back banana curls and had a full chest and figure; she had flawless skin and looked beautiful. I didn't know who she was but I was envious of her.

"Its you silly girl, don't be jealous." Eddie-emo-boy came in and said with a smile. It was creepy… I sighed and began to descend the stairs…

Breathe Leah, don't be stupid… it's just a party… it's your birthday… how did you forget… stupid Leah how could you for get! I yelled at myself internally.

As I slowly came down the- non-fabulous stairs I saw Jake… he looked so perfect… and then Renes-… you know who, came and stood next to him and he kissed her cheek. I saw her looking at Sam as He held my cousin.

If Jaspers Gaydar wasn't controlling me, I might have jumped out of my dress and beat the shit out of the both of them. I thought the mind-reader would have killed his daughter by now for hearing my thoughts but then I realized Emo Eddie was gone.

He was dancing with a shit-faced Bella. She looked shit-faced… but could vampires even get buzzed? Well she was, so suck it! HA! I laughed my ass off when I got to the end of the steps… who am I supposed to dance with…? I wish dad was here… he'd dance with me…maybe… I sighed and Pauly-boy came by and said, "Hey, wanna dance?" I was confused…

"Where is Rach?" I asked quietly.

"She said I should dance with the B-day girl! So take my hand because a slow one is coming on!" Paul was being sweet but it was awkward.

"You aren't going to get me another cat for my birthday are you?" I begged as a slow song came on… the one from Dear John.

"You know, I ate your cat this morning… it spooked me so I had to get you another cat…" He smiled sheepishly and I laughed and put my arms around his neck and his hands slid down my waist. The song continued to play and we danced and it felt like the song was lasting forever… about a minute into the song I laid my head on Paul's shoulder and he held me tighter… then the song ended.

I jumped back and he nodded and another song began to play There You'll Be by Faith Hill… and I ran into someone cold-Eddie boy… He took my hand in his and his other on my hip- we twirled and swirled like prince and princess… but he's not my prince- he's the Shit Faced Bella's.

I laughed and danced with him. It was entertaining we were going vampire speed to a slow song and it was funny. I liked to dance- and spin in circles. Then he let me go and I fell into Jake's arms during the song I See You by Leona Lewis. He's an awkward dancer… he didn't know how to hold me. He was so used to holding Renes-thing that a real figure was too much for him… Not that I'm gloating or anything… okay so I am.

HEAR THAT RENES-BITCH I HAVE HIPS AND A CHEST AND AN ASS WHILE YOU HAVE NOTHING! I yelled in my head knowing she'd hear me.

The song ended and the Cupid Shuffle came on. I danced and danced and soon it was all over and it was time for me to blow out the candles on my cake- did I mention it was taller than me… I'm 5'10… big ass cake.

I laughed as I blew out 19 candles… every year since I phased we always put 19 candles on there… though I'd probably be 24 or 25 I'm still 19- at this rate I'm never going to be able to legally drink. I laughed my ass of at the thought because I drink anyways! Speaking of which, I want a drink so bad.

I opened a million gifts- clothes (all probably too small for me), Make-up (I'd probably never wear), Shoes (I'm a wolf and go bare footed), Three cats… umm make that two- Paul ate one… and a much of other stuff I couldn't give a shit about.

I sighed as I opened the last gift- it didn't have a name on it or a card but I opened it… it was a locket, I opened the locket and there was a picture of myself in it and on the other side a small printed note saying

I'm trying not to love you

I'm trying not to care

I'm trying not to live my life

Wishing you were there

I'm trying not to wonder

Where you are or what you do

I'm sorry I can't help myself

I fell in love with you

-Anonymous

"Who is it from Leah!" Mom begged to know, she ran up to me and took it out of my hands, she was smiling big but then it faded "There's no name on it..."

"Yep, I guess I have a secret admirer." I smiled and took the necklace back and put it on. It was silver and pretty and beautiful. I loved it.

"Who gave Leah a Locket? It's so beautiful we want to thank you! It is so lovely please come forward and tell us." Mom was ruining this for me; I swear she gets on my last nerve.

I sighed and yelled "Get out I want my beauty sleep!" and everyone piled out except the Adams Family. "Hey Alice, how do I get these clip in extensions out?"

"Clip in? No Leah those are real." She said calmly and I was about to go and whack her face and then I felt so much appreciation for her.

"Oh, thank you! Thank you Alice!" I hate Jasper. SO much.

"You're Welcome!" She said and bounced and hugged me tightly. I hugged her back and I didn't want to. I didn't like it- she smelled fruity; But not in a good way... at all.

Then in a flash they were gone and I walked upstairs. I slowly took the dress off and then the Make-up… it was like I was slowly transforming into myself again. And then here I stood- in front of the bathroom mirror.

In my lace panties and bra- I wished I were beautiful… I jumped to my bed