The world is insane
Chapter 4: Insanity is 'human'
disclaimers on the front page
Note: Insanity/Roxi is based on a real person and what she does to the said characters is what she'd do to them if the actually existed. Roya is also baised on a real person.
Warning: This chapter contains:*dramatic music plays* Tyson bashing/ dying (I think I might keep him alive for a little more than this chapter), Yaoi, Ming Ming dieing, Mariah bashing, Purple Dog, Break-randomness, Alice likes her barbecue don't touch, possible unwanted sex changes, people in closets, insanity, and near death experiences. if you can't handle the stuff in the warning then don't read it if you don't give a damn and would rather read about what the heck the list has to do with the story then stop reading this warning and start reading.
At a safe distance from the rabid fangirls they finally decided to slow down as Thea attempted to give directions to make sure Insanity didn't use her name sake with her glowing crystal thingy.
As fate would have it Thea failed misserably times 10 around try 5 another butt call from Insanity told her the directions. Thing is afterwords all you hear is her signature chill down your spine creepy evil cackle of a laugh.
Everyone heard it and thoes who didn't know who it was were shell shocked for a few seconds.
That lead to arriving at the house the front door opened and out ran a girl with black hair with red streaks, green eyes, pale skin and had cat ears and a tail and mini bat wings, basically some evil looking neko-jin. She ran out screaming "PUA BEAR RIZZA THE PAIRINGS ARE COMMING TO LIFE YAYS!!"
While Aqune was getting out of the zoid Thea was alread on the ground with the look on her face that said " I feel sorry for the poor badtards she summoned" then litteraly said to her " so which fandom are you talking about for these pairings?"
Sesshy, Rin and Gaara all looked confused Rin who had just finished her Ice Capp pipes up " What's a pairing? and can I have more Ice Capps"
A, Tysonqune then says " you'll find out soon enough and we beter introduce Rin to Sony" Roxi replys " it's the love relationship between 2 people in an anime" Pause from her then answers Thea's question" all the ones I can think of in 10 seconds which is how long ago I realized what these Crystal thingies do" then she just grinned
Everyone just went wide eyed for different reasons. Roxi just went ahead and named them all" ok the pairings are: SuzaLulu, EnriqueOliver, Kairay, LeeMichael, SebastianCiel, TysonMax, MaxMiriam, RikuSora, AkuRoku, Ritzukasoubi, Seimeiritzuka, Seimeisoubi, Seishirousubaru,FummaKamui,KuroFai."
Thea facepalms" great you caused me to loose brain cells Roxi"
"Why Pua?"
" cause the only one in that list that's not Yaoi is the MaxMiriam one and I changed my name to Thea when I became OC like"
Sesshy decides to ask the question " What's Yaoi?"
Thea and Aqune look at him *GASP*" You shouldn't have said it"
Sesshy then asks" Why?"
"umm...." is the reply
Roxi then turned slowly and evily took one look at Sesshy and then said " Die!" and then charged at him with her crazyness skills.
it was about to go BOOOOOOOOM!!!! in the middle of the street and Sesshy wasn't known to back down from a fight either.
What do you do when you have the definision of insanity a.k.a Roxi challenging the eldest son of a dog demon to a fight that was most likely a fight to the death for the reason of: Not Knowing What Yaoi Is. also You'd like both of them to live but you know that when Insanity decides something she doesn't take it back.
Something then happened she stopped right infront of him and started ranting.
In that rant it seemed that everyone within a 1 mile radius learned what Yaoi is along with with some pretty colourful words.
the anime people were well shocked once more and then dragged in the house. Thea and Aqune just followed Roxi went to her room which at the momment was crowded with more anime people.
There was Kai, Ray, Suzuka, Lelouch, Oz, Gil, There was the remains of Tyson you weren't to sure what happened to him and that was about it." Oh guys I only summoned my fave pairings"
" Gee Roxi you have about 50 fave pairings" Thea responds
" I summoned Break and Cheshire as well but Cheshire went to go get catnip and Break just did a Break and disappeared somewhere. Alice arrived unannounced too but she discovered we're having barbecue and went insane outside" Roxi adds a little later on
Thea just facepalmed
A little later on with a little explination of everything including the rabid fan girl issue and about the newest discovery with that fangirls can only be killed by the weapons of other fangirls.
And then Roxi was suddenly stricken with a wonderful thought she turned most of the people she summoned were smart enough to make an excuse of some sort to leave before the idea struck.
she turned to Kai and Rai stareing at then with an evil grin "oh no" both Thea and Aqune knew exaclty what she was thinking in that chaotic mind of hers, the others didn't know Roxi's mind but soon they will.
" Kai, Rai you two luv each other right?" Roxi asks 'em
" Hell no I'm straight damn it" says a voice screaming at her sounding serious, the voice came from Kai
" but you and Ray love each other" she goes then glares at Ray " Right?"
Ray's smart to stay quiet but nodds in agreement
Kai's still pissed apparently a 'conversation' like this happened before.
" I thought I told you already I'm straight"
Ray turns to the other people in the room giveing a "help us" look
Thea just stands there and watches before saying anything
" Yeah no point in trying to change her mind remember that she's Insanity with a human form" she says
" and the only person Roxi let's boss her around doesn't give a damn about what Roxi does I suggest you run away but then again the Fangirls outside are worse" She continues
" Hey Roxi what happened to Tyson I see his hat but..." Aqune says
" Oh Tala's here too, yeah I found vodka cake somewhere, Tyson found it and well it seems he had a run in with the russian mafia" Roxi replys
" well that's exactly what would happen in reality Alice is beating him up as we speak." Roxi says after a while sighing and pointing out the window.
You could see Alice continusly stomping on Tyson's gutt or groin area you weren't to sure but you wouldn't be suprised if Tyson is now a girl.
" That is a result of what happens when two people decide to follow their noses/stomachs and one seriously doesn't give a damn about the other esspecially if she has no fucking clue who the fuck Tyson is. Tyson not shutting up must have made it worse." says a voice coming from...
" BREAK!!!" Roxi says Break did a Break once again and appeared out from under the the computer desk
Then from the actual door Roxi's older sister slams the door open and just glares at Roxi with her cold evil stare " Roxana get these random anime people out of the house I don't care where they go just get them out of here" The same person calms down and just smiles sweetly yet evily " oh Pau/Thea I tied Ming Ming up and is currently forcing her to listen to the full version of Purple Dog on repeat"
"Thanks Roya when she finally has enough of the epic fail song can we kill her?" Thea asks like a kind and sweet and innocent person
" No we need to torture her firts and make her wish for death before giving her the lucturi of dying oh and Nora's here." Roya replies
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Thea squees
people who have no idea who Thea's talking about just blink
" Nora's mine"*HISS* Thea goes.
Aqune just hands the people a random volume of Princess Ai and filps to a page with Nora in it "that's who Thea's talking about"
"NORA'S STILL MINE AND MING MING'S GONA DIE FOR BEING THE SHITTY WASTE OF FLESH AND BLOOD SHE IS" Thea says running out the door following Roya to where said people are.
everyone just blinked
~* 3 hours later*~
Well actually it was 3 hours of total chaos. Chaos included hearing screams, squeeing, Roxi showing anime people scary Yaoi videos(Rin left the room thankfully), Trying to prove that Roxi's pairings exsisted, Roxi playing everyone her theme song, mega sugar highs, Roxi nuking the already salty chips with more salt and then dipping them in water to make it more salty, Break acting like Break, Chechire arriving high on catnip, Roxi calling Ray a cat, Roxi calling Roya Kitty, Roya trying not to loose her sanity, Thea trying not to loose her sanity, Ming ming dying, Nora appears just when the chaos is at it's climax and was nice enough to not say " WTF" a billion times, Thea squeeling "Nora", Aqune fanning the flames at the fight between Alice and Tyson, Tysontrying to explain the game of beyblade to Alice who seriously would wrather chop his head off, Oz and Gill also arriving when the Chaos was at it's climax for a second time, Alice beging to have her full powers released, Mariah being summoned just so that Aqune could repeatedly say " NEKO WANNA BE" at her then throw her in the middle of a mob of rabid fan girls to watch her get torn to peices and much much more. Oh and Tyson actually lived
~* at Thea house*~
Thea was at home trying to gain back some of her sanity by reading something. The door to her closet 'magicly slid open revealing, lets just say Thea's toung was bleeding from the attempts of not screaming. Roxi shoved all the anime characters she summoned in there some how. Thea and Aqune just gave the ones they summoned disguises and money to get a room at a hotel, except Nora and Gaara. It took the grand total of the number of minutes it takes to dial on her cell and say
"Roxi two things" Thea goes
"1.) How the heck did you shove 10 people in my closet with out me knowing? and 2.) get them out of here now and I won't tell Roya cause seriously the only person I'm willing to hide is Nora and I'm already doing that" she continues
There was a quick bye and then Thea turned towards the crowd in her closet " Ok all of you out now"
the reply to that was " we don't know where to go it's either here or out there but the fangirls are out there and we don't wana die"
Thea didn't even need to think before giving them all a mask or something and then said " Go get a motel room I know you all have money so get out!"
and so they did
~* The next day*~
The next day was thankfully Saturday cause they needed to find away to at least survive these raging fangirls but the biggest goal was to find out how all this got started and some how stop it.
Everyone with a Glowing crystal thingy and all the anime people met up in the one place they could think of, Tim Hortons. Truth be told Roya didn't want them in the house and there wasn't any other good places to have a meeting.
Thea started by repeating what happened the day before including the parts that included what happens when one gets caught be the fangirls
Then Sesshy retold his first encounters, Rin did and it just so happened that she was lucky enough to be first appear in front of the Timmies, Gaara told next which happened to be similar to Sesshy's story.
All the characters Roxi summoned just had stories of Roxi's insanity which meant they didn't experience the fangirls, they just got a large dose of Insanity.
" See insanity's contaigous I told you all" Aqune blurts out
Thea and Roxi just facepalmed and in unison said " not with the Soul Eater stuff please"
" well it's not like the world ended when I mensioned it"
" no it's not that it's just we have 13+ anime people we have to protect from the fan girls we don't wana have to protect more" Thea says her logic kicking in
"Hey they weren't summoned, I hope" Aqune responds
" I hope?"
"yeah well..."
Break pipes up " I enjoy the rambling but our lives are at stake any ideas?"
" well cause the only thing that can actually kill a fangirl is the weapon of another fangirl, now that we know this we need to find some fangirl who's willing to side with us" Oz finally says something
Thea and Aqune just look at each other nodd, then say in unison " Abisa"
everyone else just goes " what?"
Thea explains " she's our friend and she's a fangirl that can only be classified as Abisa, no worries she'll only kill you if you piss her off."
*hard swallows*
" she's out friend she'll help us out" Aqune says
" Now about the fact that you people aren't too good at disguising you're selves and we have lives." Aqune just blurts out confusing everyone
"what Random is trying to say is that Aqune, Roxi and I have school and other real life stuff but we need to make sure that 99.99% of the ones summoned survive untill we can either send you all back to anime land or find away to completely stop those fangirls" Thea says putting logic in that sentence
" Why 99.99%" Tyson says stupidly
large grin from Aqune saying " cause we shall summon a few characters just so we can watch 'em die"
Wide eyes
" You had to ask didn't you?" Roxi goes also containing a large grin
"Well Rin can go to Roxi's school cause it's an elementary school" Thea goes
Sesshy gave Roxi a look that said " if anything happens to Rin you're dead"
Roxi understood it " Don't worry Fluffy Rin is safe"
"Roxi why did you call me Fluffy" Sesshy asks
" cause it's you're nickname"
"ok and for the rest of you if you look like teens you can either come to our school or Roya's school cause they're high schools oh and Fluffy must come to ours cause Abisa's a Sesshy fan" Thea says
Pause
" Our school's a uniform school it'll be easier to disguise you" Thea adds
after much disgution and persuasion
Gil, Oz, Alice, Ray and Kai were going to Roya's school mostly cause Roxi forced them to
Tyson got A BOOT TO DA HEAD and then it was decided that he was gonna be tied to a pole in an enclosure untill someone mentioned that he could get a job and fend for himself a.k.a no one cared to much about what happened to him.
Cheshire just nodded and decided to do what ever the heck he wants
Break was gonna get a job at a candy shop
Sesshy, Garra and Nora were gona go to Aqune and Thea's school as it's easier to hide a not so human person with a huge fan base in a school that requires uniforms, Thea was gonna come up with an excuse for Nora's wings.
With that decided things were gonna change you hope
End
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Next chapter will contain:
Soul Eater themed stuff
Death The Kid's hair
Patty finding her clone
Liz acting like Liz
Crona and Ragnarok
Insane teachers( that exist in real life)
Symmetry
coming soon:(just don't know when)
Vodka cake
Tyson's death( for real this time)
The russian mafia
The Crystal thingy actually gaining a name besides the Glowing Crystal thingy
Actuall bad guys ( not just rabid indistructible fangirls)
and much much more
