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Disclaimer:
Lana: Today the disclaimer will be done by, unfortunately, Ares!
Ares: Sup punks!
Lana: Okay Ares, do the disclaimer or else...
Ares: Uh..Lana does not own anything but the plot. The rest belongs to Rick Riordan. And I did not eat Apollo's pie.
Apollo: You what!
Dear Hades,
AWWW WHY NOT?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEZZZ? I can be super creepy and dictatorial when I feel like it! And I KNOW the spirits of the dead would like me, Pitch Black's Nightmares liked me enough when I held him hostage and demanded - I mean, um, POLITELY ASKED to take over his job for a day...and Nightmares can't be that much different! Just ask him! I did a great job!
Wait, you guys aren't even in the same fandoms. Never mind.
And as for the Poseidon thing...
Screw Poseidon.
Your realm's a lot awesomer.
Sincerely, Another Creepy Fangirl
Dear Another Creepy Fangirl,
WHEN I'M DEAD - which means never. It takes more than being super creepy and dictatorial to rule the Underworld. As for Pitch Black, he is nothing compared to me. And I can see what a wonderful job you did. The Nightmares turned against Pitch Black.
Sincerely,
Hades
PS - My realm is awesome.
Dear Cool Hades,
Thank you for allowing me a tour of your realm. I have burnt a lot of offerings to you! Hope you like them!
You said no to Thalia dating Nico but can I date him? Please?
Demeter is a real pain isn't she? She once tried to stuff cereal down my throat!
Ever tried being absolutely cheerful and welcoming to her? It works every time on keeping people away. If Charon asks you for a pay raise just tell him to rub Demeter's feet for the duration of her annual visit.
Sincerely,
Angelina
Dear Angelina,
you're welcome. I can literally smell your burnt offerings from here. And yes, they are to my pleasure. I rather not you date Nico. He is not ready to experience the horrors of dating. And yes, Demeter is a real pain. I've tried being nice but it did not work. I feel sorry for your experience with her "cereal". As for Charon, he will do it. But Demeter would just whack him and call him a molester.
Sincerely,
Hades
Dear Hades,
I' practically one of your daighters (don't object just go with it) and I've had thoughts of suicide. Has nico had those?
From Lioness Deity
Dear Lioness Deity,
Face it your not my daughter. Nonetheless I will answer your letter. No, Nico does not have these thoughts as far as I know.
Sincerely,
Hades
Dear Hades,
Is Persephone awesome? She seems awesome! Could I be Persephone for a day? Please?!
Love,
That girl who thinks you are super duper duper awesome!
PS - you are very very awesome!
Dear That girl who thinks you are super duper duper awesome,
Persephone is awesome. And no you cannot be her for a day/
Sincerely,
Hades
Dear Uncle H,
you sure you don't want a tan. If you changed you mind, I'll be waiting. Anyway, Hermes asked me to tell you to forgive his sons. He said that he is too busy to write to you.
Sincerely,
Apollo the awesomest god ever!
Dear Apollo,
you don't deserve the awesomest part. I will not change my mind. I do not want a tan. As for forgiving Hermes's sons...OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Sincerely,
Hades.
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