"Mom! … MOM!" A disgruntled Taylor hollered from the bathroom adjacent from her room. She stepped out towel clad and nearly hit the ceiling when she saw an amused Chad sitting on her bed.
"Good God Chad!" She said while leaning against her desk, afraid her legs were going to give out from the intensity of her escalading heart rate. "Wait your on time?"
Chad a little dazed from all the skin she was revealing took a while to answer, mind preoccupied with other things, none having to do with tutoring.
"Um… uh yeah I didn't get a word of that. You know believe it or not you being half naked is kind of distracting. Not that I'm complaining at all. I'm just saying if you actually want to study you-" He was abruptly interrupted by Taylor slamming the bathroom door shut. She quickly got dressed, that was the last thing she needed in her life, another "awb".
"Your mom's a milf." Chad proclaimed the minute Taylor walked out of the bathroom; her hair still wet was resting in the middle of her back and around her shoulders. Her eyebrows shot up in curiosity as she sat beside him her face obviously perplexed at the foreign word.
Chad sighed; Of course she didn't see American Pie he thought.
"Well let me enlighten you on-"
For the second time that night he was interrupted. That's starting to get pretty damn annoying.
"Wait you enlighten me?" She said her arms flailing around in disbelief.
"Yes, now Milf a very popular word from the classic movie American Pie first came into existence when two dudes were looking at a picture of Stifler's mom. The Asian dude, I think was all like dude that chick's a milf. Then some one else said what's a milf. And he was all like M.I.L.F. mom id love in my case to fuc-"
"Okay enlighten over." She said while clasping her hands over her ears.
"You were obviously a sheltered child." Chad said while laughing.
"So what, I think my parents were afraid I'd turn out like you. I believe they did me a favor." Her voice taking on a snobbish tone.
"And what exactly am I Ms. McKessie?"
"A disgusting, perverted, pig." She exclaimed continuously wagging her finger at him, as if he was a dog that had just made an accident in the house.
"What's got your thong in a knot?" He inquired sprawling out on her bed.
"Troy" she mumbled under her breath. Chad shot up from her bed with a look of panic.
"What!?" He exclaimed
"Nothing, lets just get started please." She said immediately changing the subject.
"Whatever princess, teach me." He replied sitting back down after his blood pressure was normal again.
Taylor sighed and grabbed her book and proceeded to teach him.
"Okay so onomatopoeia, that's a group of words that imitate a sound such as click or ohhh."
Chad smirked, "I know a couple of onomatopoeias I want your mom to make for me."
"Maybe then she wouldn't be such a stuck up bitch." Taylor inadvertently blurted out.
"I'd be happy to oblige.
"You're sick."
"Ahh Chill out Tay Tay", He smiled "Is some one a bit jealous?"
Taylor rolled her eyes almost immediately.
"As if I'd ever want to attempt to fulfill your wet dreams and sick fantasies."
She said while absent mindedly brushing her hair, after making her way to her vanity.
"You may not but maybe your mom would"
"Don't go near my mother Danforth."
She hollered facing him. God why must he be so much like Troy, she thought.It was hard enough having to make excuses every time he wanted to satisfy the benefit part of their peculiar relationship, now she had to tutor his bestfriend. She could never escape him.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" The caramel toned boy with the wild tress inquired.
"You're just so sexy." She sarcastically replied
"Oh how I love our playful banter love." He said stroking her cheek with mock romanticism. She dismissed him and pushed his hand away.
"Oh banter I see I've expanded your vocabulary." Taylor said playfully hitting him while laughing.
"Are you flirting with me McKessie?" He asked leaning against her door.
"Oh you wish Danforth." Saucily Taylor exclaimed.
"I gotta jet but first I gotta go tuck your mom into bed." He replied with a sly wink.
"Out Chad and don't go near my mother."
"Bye Tay."
He replied half way down the hall while chuckling. Taylor smiled Chad was kind of actually fun to be around. Oh Hell, did I just think that. She then proceeded to go take another shower and get all those stupid thoughts out of her head.
Okay I know its short but this was just kind of a filler chapter for the more intense scenes later. Sorry I've kind of been busy and I promise to update sooner oh and I don't own HSM or American Pie. - Blueprincess
