So they began to hang out. Diana made Henry/Gabe a birthday cake even though it was no one's birthday (not even Gabe's so who really knows why she chose birthday cake and not just normal cake). THey sat at the kitchen table and talked about their troubels.

"Yeah I just love eating apples that I've fucked" Henry/Gabe said. Real Henry cringed on the inside, cause it was only one time!

Diana nodded in agreement. "Yeah I've had that problem before TRUST ME."

"This is pretty chill hanging out with you."

"Yeah it's nice to see you with your clothes on." Gabe/Henry squeals in embarrassment, like a boy you just found listening to OG Bieber unironically.

"Yeah I always walk past Natlie's room when I hear ugs and I end up seeing you, but not really seeing you cause you're usually blurry because of the speed, and every time I forget that that's waht the ugs mean so I always go back up and look. Sorry. I'm a lil forgetful."

Gabe stares at her in horror but he's also kinda aroused. Don't ask me why, he's really weird so his kinks are just rickdickulous. But hey let's not kinkshame aight.

"Maybe we could ug together" Henry/Gabe says. Real Henry goes "waaaaaaat" in his head but he's also sorta here for it so he's gonna see how this plays out. Not like he has any say in the matter. Gabe looks at Diana to see if she's into this cougar shit. She stares with an o shape to her mouth. She goes "oooooh that could be heaps of fun."

"Aight cool fam cool" Gabe says, then he dances around like a six year old cause he's messed up in the head.

They started to take their clothes off and Diana touched Henry's peen. It was a nice peen. She said UG because just touching it made her vageen feel all great and stuff. Right before Henry/Gabe had a chance to stick it in, Natalie walked in and saw them.

"Oh my god! How could you! I'm so sad and angry right now!" Natalie screamed. "I never want to see you again Henry!" Then she ran to her room again.

Henry/Gabe did not care and just threw his hot dog down Diana's hallway. She came. Like super hard bro.

Before Diana could tell Henry/Gabe how great it was, Dan walked in and saw them fuckin on the counter. Like that Shaggy song from the 90's or early 2000's or something.

"What the fucking fuck yo?" Dan yelled because some kid was totally porking his wife in their kitchen so I get why he was mad ya know?