Tally: Hi! I've got 2 questions. One why is my only reviewer Lyner137? Number 2 is the question, is it possible for guys to get pregnant?
Robin: . ; Tally-san, why are you asking that question?
Jou: Does it look like I can get pregnant? No? Then there's your answer!
Tally: I own nothing except for some oc's and some YGO cards.
Chapter 3
When Jou finished yelling profanities at Persia, he decided that he would go snowboard. Jou was really good at snowboarding. One of his old missions had him up in the Alps, so in his free time, he snowboarded. He grabbed his laptop and put it in a bag that went around his shoulder. He put on a winter coat and some snow goggles. He put on some sweat pants and some boots. Under his coat, his laptop bag was safe from the cold. He ran out the door with a spare snowboard that Persia put next to his table. When he got to the ski lift, (Tally: Dudes, I'm skipping the part when he drives a mile on the outskirts of the village because it was borin!!!) he sat down and waited for it to take him up. When he reached the top, he went and found a good spot to start. He hooked his feet to the board and started to get ready.
One…
Two…
"Joey!!!!" A female voice called.
Damn!!
Jou turned and faced Mai Valentine. Well, that's not her real name. That's her code name. Mai is also an agent from the SRP. She had a team with Otogi and Rishid. Her real name is Mai Kujaku. She's the leader of her team called the Golden Tom Team. Ryuji Otogi is the hacker of the group. His name outside the agency is Duke Devilin. He was no where near as good as Jou, but he was good. Rishid Ishtar was Ishizu and Marik's brother. He was the specialist and a damn good one at that, but still not as good as Anzu. Mai was the Fighter, Her teacher was Marik.
"Mai! It's good to see you again!" Jou replied as Mai came up to him on her skis.
"What are you doing here?" She asked.
"I'm taking a week vacation," Jou said, "What are you doing here?"
"I and my team are on a mission to stop some cyber thieves. So, how's the vacation for the best hacker in the world?" Mai whispered. Jou frowned.
"Bad, my case has followed me," Jou replied, bitterly.
"Oh yeah! You're still on that Dark Court case. I thought that Kaiba and his brother were your case?" Jou nodded.
"They followed me," was all he said before he slid down the mountain.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Mai called as she came down, too.
They slid down at fast speed. Jou did a few tricks. They kept on going down till Jou saw Mokuba in his path. His and Mai's eyes widened as they tried to stop. Mokuba turned and almost pissed when he saw Jou make a sharp turn and run into a pile of snow. He and Mai winced as they ran to see if he was alright.
"Ohh, that's gotta hurt," Mai said as she helped Jou get out from the snow.
"I am so sorry Joey!" Mokuba said, "I didn't see where I was going. I was trying to find the Cyber Café and I got lost."
"Its ok kid," Jou said, "You said the Cyber Café? I was gonna go there when me and Mai finished down the mountain."
"Mai?" was all Mokuba asked as he looked at her. She waved at him.
"Hey Kiddo, long time no see!" Mai said.
"Hi Mai!!" Mokuba chipped, "Are you and Joey dating?"
Jou and Mai looked at each other. They burst out laughing. Mokuba looked puzzled so they let him in on the joke.
"Mokuba, Mai's a Lesbian," Jou said, "She already has a lover."
"Who?" Mokuba asked.
"I'm Serenity's lover, kid," Mai said. Mokuba's eyes grew wide.
"Wow! So does that mean that Joey's gay?" He asked.
"No, it means I'm bi," Jou answered, "Mai, can you take my gear to your lodge? I'm going to the Cyber Café with the kid." Mai nodded as she took Jou's board, thick coat (Tally: He had a longer brown jacket underneath.) and his goggles. Jou pulled a scarf out of his bag and put it on.
"Let's go kiddo," Jou said as he led Mokuba down to the café.
12 minutes later
"Where have you been, Mokuba!?" Kaiba asked his brother when he had come through the café with Jou.
"Well, I got lost and almost crashed into by Joey. I walked in the mountain trail and was almost run over by him if he didn't make that turn and hit that snow pile then I would have been crushed!" Mokuba protested. Kaiba's eyes narrowed at Jou. Jou raised his eyes brow.
"What?" He asked.
"You almost ran over my brother!?" Kaiba roared. Jou blinked.
"Eh, yeah?" Jou looked at the café doors as two men with all black on came in. He narrowed his eyes, "I'm going to the bathroom."
Just when he did, five more men came in. Jou went into the asexual bathroom and locked the door. He pulled out his laptop and hooked it up to the café security cam. He watched as the seven men pulled out weapons and ordered the customers and employers to gather in the corner. Two of the men watched the hostages as one went on a computer and logged on. He was hacking into the SRP Files. The four others grabbed all the money in the cashier.
How cliché.
Jou grabbed his cell and dialed Mai's number.
Ring.
Ring.
Rin-
"Hello?" Mai answered. Jou grinned.
"You might want to come to the Cyber Café. Your thieves are doing their things," Jou hung up the phone and started to type. He kept his eyes on the screen and his ears open. He could hear everything. On his screen was the camera on one side and him typing the link to the computer that the thief is on the other. When he finished he decided it was time to have some fun.
"Yama?" Jou whispered. In a red flash, a black cat was sitting on the sink. Jou smirked.
"What do you want, Jou?" Yama asked.
"Two things. You're having this vacation with me," Yama's eyes lit up, "and its ball time." Yama grinned.
"Yay!!! Who're we killing today?" Yama asked.
"Thieves."
Yama looked at the computer screen and smirked.
"Saving our charges?" Yama asked. Jou nodded.
"Let's have some fun and you can have some dinner."
Jou started to type.
Café
The man on the computer was busy hacking into the SRP system that he almost didn't hear his name.
"What?" He asked.
"Did you find the info yet?" asked one of the goons.
"Just a min-"he was cut off when the computer blanked. The man blinked.
"What the Fuck?" He said out loud.
"What happened?" A different goon asked.
"The fucking screen just shut down."
It came back on. It started to type. Three of the goons came by and watched.
"What in all the holy hells?" one of them said.
You will love my sense of humor…
"Who the hell is this?" one of the goons asked. Kaiba's and Mokuba's eyes widened.
Jounouchi Katsuya
"Jounouchi Katsuya!?" the hacker yelled.
"Who's that?" one of the men asked.
"He's the best hacker in the world!" the hacker goon exclaimed. Everyone's eyes widened. Inside the bathroom, Yama and Jou were having fun.
If you get these files I will kill you…
"What are you going to do?" the hacker asked. The screen went blank again.
Bathroom
"Yama, you heard him," Jou said as he put the computer in front of his starving friend.
"Can I have the Hacker?" Yama asked. Jou nodded. Yama grinned and jumped in the screen.
Café
Growl…
"What the hell?" the hacker said as he stared closely at the screen. Red eyes appeared and the lights went out.
Growl…
"YAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!" the hacker screamed as the lights went on. The three goons stood with blood on them. The other three looked in horror at the sight before them. The hacker's body lay in the chair, but that was all. The hacker didn't have his head. Kaiba covered Mokuba's eyes. The screen came back on and started to write something.
Yum…
The café door's opened to show SRP officers. They held guns at the goons. The captain looked at the hacker's body and sighed.
"It seems someone was hungry…"
Tally: If yall want more then reviews!!!!
Robin: What is with all the Cliffhangers?
Tally: I need more suspense!!!!
