SariSpy56: Welcome everyone to the House of Awesome. First of all my co star doesn't seem to be here for some reason.

?: "SariSpy56 this is terrible!"

SariSpy56: "Chris... whoa."

Chris was a black werewolf resembling a werehog but bigger and stronger. His jacket was ripped right where the word awesome was.

Chris: "I know right, I kinda had a accident with the paintbrush and I can't change myself back."

SariSpy56: "Here let me try."

SariSpy56 brings out her paintbrush and tries to paint Chris back to normal but it didn't have any affect.

Chris: "I already looked it up, this won't wear off for a month. But it only happens at night so I'm good but the tail I'm not so happy about."

Brad: "Hahahahahaha Chris has a tail!"

Chris: "I get one perk out of this."

Chris stretches his arms and grabs Brad. He pulled him to his face and showed him his teeth with a growl. Brad instantly shut up after looking at Chris's fangs.

SariSpy56: "Well I guess you'll have to stay like that for awhile. Now on with the show and it seems that Protector of Men Roy had figured out who our next guest is. Lets give Sonic the Hedgehog a warm welcome.

The crowd applause as Sonic ran through the door at a very fast speed and stops near SariSpy56.

Sonic: Awesome!

SariSpy56: So what's your story about Protector of Men Roy?

Protector of Men Roy: It's based on the Mavel Movie called "Ghost Rider."

Chris: Sounds exciting and who are the pairings of this? (dare I ask.)

Protector of Men Roy: The pairing will be Kick Buttowski and...

Jackie: ME!

Kendall: Will you sit down?

Protector of Men Roy: Not even close Jackie. The pairings of this story is Kick Buttowski and January.

Jackie: NO!

Gunther: Why January?

SariSpy56: Cause I like to make both Jackie and Kendall jealous.

Kendall: I am not jealous!

Chris: Sure you are. Hey Tails!

Tails: Yeah?

Chris: Roll the clip if you please!

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Clip

Kick is busy refreshing everyone at the town pool after the kids beat Brad and his goons to a pulp since there's no water left.

Emo Kid: This is quite refreshing.

Mouth: And he is creating a gentle breeze.

Kendall: I guess Clarence isn't all bad.

But Kendall got her mouth washed with water.

End Clip

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Kids at the audience: Ooooh!

Kendall blushed at this.

SariSpy56: Well that'll shut her up for now.

Sonic: I have another clip to show and trust me, you'll be laughing your head right off!

Chris: Go right ahead Sonic.

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Clip

Selena: Are you sure you know how to drive?

Brad: I'm positively sure.

Selena: Where did you get that baby blue convertable?

Brad: Umm...found it.

Meanwhile, Ms. Chicarelli had to go to the store until she realizes that her baby blue convertable is missing.

Ms. Chicarelli: Now where did I park my baby blue convertable?

Brad: Okay Asian babe, let's get you that driver's license.

But when Brad stomps the gas, the car starts to go at unbelievable speed. Brad accidentally hits a stop sign, a 300-pound man (he's alive though), a mailbox, and a cow. Later, Brad crashes at the doors of the DMV.

Brad: Oh crud.

Selena: I think you need a driver's license too.

Brad: Shut up!

End Clip

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Chris: Hahahahahaha Brad couldn't get dumber but come on folks give him a hand.

Everyone started clapping but most were still laughing.

January: I'm so going to pound him someday!

Brad: Gulp.

Sonic: And now let's enjoy Protector of Men Roy's story, "Ghost Rider."


Ghost Rider

In the Old American West several years ago, the devil Metropolis sends a bounty hunter of the damned, the Ghost Rider to retrieve a contract for a thousand souls in the town of Mellowbrook. Because such a large number of souls would give Metropolis the power to bring Hell to Earth, the Rider refuses to give him the contract and goes into hiding.

Until one day...

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In the present day, 12-year old Clarence "Kick" Buttowski is supporting his mother, Honey who is a famous daredevil called Honey Splash. With Kick were his best friends, Gunther and an orphaned Cuban girl named January.

Gunther: Kick. Your mom is awesome!

January: Yeah! Honey Splash rocks!

Kick: Thanks guys but I had a bad feeling that mom's lung cancer might come back.

Gunther: Lung cancer? Since when did your mom had lung cancer?

Kick: Few weeks ago after Aunt Sally's wedding.

Gunther: Oh.

January: Don't worry about the lung cancer of hers Kick. I'm sure your mom will be just fine.

Kick: It'll take a miracle to get rid of that lung cancer.

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After Honey Splash's famous stunt, Kick and January are privately at their favorite spot in the outskirts of town.

January: Kick. I've got something to tell you.

Kick: What is it?

January: I'm leaving to a new city.

Kick: Why?

January: My boss, the White Leader said I have to move to a different city so that I have bigger chances of not being seen by Lady Grey Fiona.

Kick: Will I see you again? You're my only friend who is a girl.

January: Maybe.

So Kick and January shared a kiss as January spotted a white limo and walks towards there, leaving Kick alone.

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Later at night as Kick looks proudly at his mom's magenta motorbike, a stanger walks inside and spooks Kick. Kick turns around and saw the stranger. It was in truth Metropolis.

Kick: Who are you?

Metropolis: Some people might say that I'm the devil, but you my boy can call me Metropolis.

Kick: Why are you hear?

Metropolis: I noticed that you were worried about your mother's life because of her lung cancer is that right?

Kick: Yes.

Metropolis: Well how about we make a deal.

Kick: I'm listening.

Metropolis: I'll cure your mother's lung cancer and she'll live a healthy stuntswoman in exchange for one thing.

Kick: And what's that?

Metropolis: You give me your soul.

Kick: Deal.

Metropolis: All you have to do is sign the contract.

So Metropolis gives Kick a contract and a pen. Kick was about to sign until he recieves a papercut. A drop of his blood lands on the contract which pleases Metropolis.

Metropolis: That's good enough.

Kick: But I didn't sign it.

Metropolis: I know but a drop of blood is better. I will return to you in the future when you are needed.

Then Metropolis disappears.

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The next day was a big day for Honey Splash. She is to jump over 30 trailers on a motorbike.

Honey: Well it sure is a big day!

As for Kick, he just woke up from a weird dream about him selling his soul to the devil in exchange for curing his mother's lung cancer. So Kick got changed and headed downstairs where he saw his mom, but she looks quite different. Honey is no longer pale. Instead, she looks like a healthy mother.

Honey: Why good morning Kick.

Kick: Morning mom. Why so cheerful?

Honey: My lung cancer had been cured last night. It's like a miracle had happened.

Kick: Well that's a relief. Metropolis must've done that at night when I was asleep.

Honey: Well I'm off to the stadium. I can't make my fans wait any longer.

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Later at the stadium, Kick, Gunther, Harold, Brianna and Brad are in the audience as they watch Honey Splash do her stunt. It seems that Honey is doing so well until something bad happened. Honey may have jumped over 30 trailers on a motorbike, but someone had broken her brakes and Honey went crashing to the ground, feeling injured in the process. Kick, Gunther, Harold, Brianna and Brad rushed to Honey's side as the firefighters extinguish the fire coming out from Honey's motorbike. The family watch in horror as Honey dies a slow, painful death. Kick was devasted the most.

As everyone leaves the stadium, Kick spotted Metropolis who is standing at the parking lot.

Kick: What did you do to my mom?

Metropolis: I cured her lung cancer. It's in the contract.

Kick: But now my mom is dead! Why didn't I agree on this last night?

Metropolis: Don't get to upset young one.

Kick: How's that going to help?

Metropolis: That I won't bother to tell right now.

Then Metropolis disappears.

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Seven years later, 19-year old Kick Buttowski had grown from a short kid to a tall, handsome man and a famous daredevil in Mellowbrook. For the past few weeks, Kick had performed even dangerous stunts that no man or daredevil could ever do. It was a lot of practice for some daredevils but to Kick, it was different. Kick's life had been different ever since January moved away and his mother died in a motorbike crash seven years ago.

Today was the day that Kick Buttowski performs a new dangerous stunt - jump over 50 trucks and 10 cars on a motorbike. But before Kick starts, someone caught his attention. A 21-year old blonde woman is walking towards Kick. Kick quickly remembers something about that woman. The woman looks a lot like his childhood friend, January.

?: Hello Kick. It's been a long time.

Kick: January? Is that you?

January: Long time no see Kick. You're quite the attractive guy now eh.

Kick: So what job did you get now?

January: I'm still a spy at the White Embassy and I came here to see you again.

Kick: So how about we go out for dinner tomorrow night?

January: You've read my mind Kick. So yes.

Kick: AWESOME!

Just then, 18-year old Gunther came rushing towards Kick.

Gunther: Kick you're up!

Kick: Thanks pal. Let's rock!

So Kick got onto his motorbike and did the dangerous stunt. He succeeds and a lot of fangirls came to congradulate him on his success. January is also impressed as well.

January: You haven't changed.

Kick: I'm still a daredevil.

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Later at night, something evil happened and it's not about a certain Gordon Gibbles trying to steal Kick's fame, or a certain Brad trying to beat Kick like in the past when they were young. This time it was different. A cloudy, red portal appeared and out came a pale-skinned, beautiful woman. She had shoulder-length black hair with red highlights, blood red lips and blood red eyes like the devil. She also wore black tights, long black leather coat with a belt, a black tank top and black high heels. She looks more like a gothic girl than a sinister woman.

?: So daddy wants to bring Hell upon the Earth eh? Well this is the present that daddy's going to get or my name's not Redheart.

As Redheart takes one step on the earth, someone else followed her as well. In fact, there were three of them. One is a water-demon (Wallow), the second an earth-demon (Gressil) and the third the Air-demon (Abigor).

Redheart: What took you guys so long?

Wallow: It wasn't our fault that we're late your Gothicness!

Redheart: Explain yourself!

Gressil: Well we were busy fighting some dirty earth thugs at the place called BattleSnax.

Abigor: It was owned by fearsome Vikings!

Wallow: But there's only four of them. The tough boss, his fat but strong wife, the bumbling waiter and that 18-year old chubby blonde boy known as Gunther!

Redheart: So let me get this straight. You were late because you were being attacked by Vikings?

Wallow, Gressil and Abigor: Yes.

Redheart: Take me to them so that I can take their souls first!

The boys agreed and took Redheart to the BattleSnax.

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Meanwhile at the house where Kick now lives, Kick is busy cleaning his motorbike when all of a sudden, Metropolis arrives.

Kick: Yes?

Metropolis: I came here to tell you that my Gothic daughter known as Redheart is causing havoc in your town.

Kick: Can you like punish her like any other parents?

Metropolis: I'm afraid I can't, but I can offer you a deal.

Kick: Did you already offer me a deal like seven years ago?

Metropolis: Indeed I did and I have a new offer to you if you're up for it.

Kick: I'm listening.

Metropolis: I'll give you back your soul IF you defeat Redheart.

Kick: Deal.

Metropolis: Now before you run off to find Redheart, I'll have to do something to you. It'll hurt but it should help you defeat Redheart. You ready?

Kick nods and Metropolis placed a small fire on Kick. Kick screams as the fire completely changes his appearance. His skin were burned to reveal his skeleton self and his white jacket turned to black leather. Everything that is white is changed to black (as well as his helmet.) Then his helmet went in flames but it didn't completely burn Kick literally. Kick looks in the mirror and was utterly shocked.

Kick: What happened to me? I'm like the undead from the underworld.

Metropolis: I've turned you into the new damned bounty hunter known as the Ghost Rider.

Kick: Ghost Rider eh? I like that.

Metropolis: This kind of power only works at nighttime so use it wisely.

Then Metropolis disappeared.

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Later at the BattleSnax, Redheart and the demon boys are having fun taking souls from the customers. Gunther hid outside and cowered in fear as Redheart kills both of his parents.

Gunther: This is just so wrong! Where did she come from.

Just then, Gunther heard a motorbike coming to the BattleSnax. It was Ghost Rider (aka Kick Buttowski.)

Gunther: Who are you?

Ghost Rider: I am the Ghost Rider and I'm here to find this woman called Redheart. Any chances that you saw her? She looks like a gothic girl.

Gunther: She's inside and she has backup!

Ghost Rider: Piece of cake. Let's rock.

As Ghost Rider enters the BattleSnax, Gunther had a thought about him.

Gunther: He looks and sounds familiar.

Ghost Rider enters the BattleSnax and saw a lot of dead bodies lying on the floor. Redheart, Wallow, Gressil and Abigor saw him and they were not impressed.

Redheart: Well, well, well. If it isn't the Ghost Rider himself? What do you want?

Ghost Rider: I'm here to end you from your destruction!

Redheart: Oh aren't you eh? Gressil!

Gressil: Yes your Gothicness?

Redheart: Take care of him while Abigor, Wallow and I have other business to take care of.

Gressil nodded as Redheart, Abigor and Wallow leave the BattleSnax. Ghost Rider on the other hand cracked his knuckles.

Gressil: I'm going to pound you to the center of the earth Fire Boy!

Ghost Rider: This ought to be fun.

So Gressil pounds his fists on the floor which caused a massive earthquake in the BattleSnax sending dead bodies flying in the air. Then the floor breaks which made the dirt grow like massive rocks and crates and are heading towards Ghost Rider. Ghost Rider on the other hand, pulls out a chain whip and aims it at Gressil which wraps him up firmly. Gressil tries to break free but the chains are too strong and then Gressil dies from lack of air as well as his whole body shattered into pieces. As Ghost Rider was about to leave, he saw Gunther running up to him.

Gunther: That was amazing Ghost Rider!

Ghost Rider: That's one down and three more to go.

Gunther: Wait! I can help.

Ghost Rider: Are you sure?

Gunther: Yes! They killed my parents and they are going to pay for this!

Ghost Rider: Okay then, let's rock!

Gunther: What's with this statement?

Ghost Rider: umm...it's my catchphrase.

Gunther: That sounded like one of Kick's phrase. Are you Kick by any means neseccary?

Ghost Rider: (sigh) As a matter of fact, I am Kick.

Gunther watched as Ghost Rider turns back to Kick Buttowski.

Gunther: So you're the Ghost Rider all this time?

Kick nodded.

Gunther: I think it's awesome!

Kick: But don't tell anyone else. This has to be kept a secret.

Gunther: Your secret is safe with me ol' buddy.

So Kick transforms back to Ghost Rider and he and Gunther headed off to find the others.

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Meanwhile in downtown Mellowbrook, Redheart and Abigor watch as Wallow floods the home of a family while any possible escapes of the house is useless to the family.

Father: Stop this! We didn't do anything to you!

Wallow: Shut up old man! Now die like a wimp!

The family scream as Wallow continues on flooding their home until Ghost Rider and Gunther show up. Both had determination on their faces.

Ghost Rider: This ends now Wallow for trying to drown an innocent family!

Wallow: (mocking) Ooh, I'm so scared. What are you going to do oh mighty Ghost Rider?

Ghost Rider walks up to Wallow and grabbed him by his jacket collar.

Ghost Rider: Look at my eyes!

Wallow cowardly did what Ghost Rider said. He could see the pain that he had suffered as well as the ones that his victims had suffered. It ends as Wallow dies from Ghost Rider's stare. Redheart was extremely angry as well as Abigor.

Redheart: You will pay for what you did Ghost Rider!

And so Redheart and Abigor disappeared and what they did not notice is that Gunther had broke the doors and windows free, saving the family in the process. They were a little scared though from the sight of Ghost Rider. The father eventually stops being scared and even accepts the Ghost Rider.

Father: Thank you for saving our lives.

Ghost Rider: It no big deal.

But on top of the apartment, Redheart and Abigor are spying on Ghost Rider and Gunther. Then something caught their ears. It appears that Ghost Rider had a girlfriend called January.

Redheart: It looks like that Ghost Rider has a weakness.

Abigor: I bet it's his human girlfriend called January.

Redheart: Yes you dimwitted airbag! We must find this January and use her as bait!

Then Redheart and Abigor disappeared.

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The next night was easy for Kick. Redheart and Abigor haven't showed up today and Kick is having a wonderful date with January.

January: So Kick, what happened to your mother when I was away?

Kick: She died in a motorbike crash seven years ago.

January: Oh that's terrible.

Kick: I know.

January: It must've been pretty hard for you to go on without her.

Kick nodded. Several minutes later, there was a loud crash coming from the wall. It was Abigor.

Abigor: Would all the ladies in this building step right up please? Refuse and you're dead meat!

All the ladies (including January) relucantly did what Abigor said.

Abigor: Now raise your hand if your name is January.

January relucantly raised her hand although Kick motioned her not to.

Abigor: So you're the one called January eh?

January nods as Abigor grabs January's hand.

Abigor: You're coming with me!

January tries to get free, but Abigor's grip is too strong even for an Air-demon like him.

Abigor: No use of struggling blondie! Let's get a move on to Mexico where her Gothicness Redheart awaits!

And so Abigor turns into fog and carried January to Mexico.

Kick: I've got to save January, but there's too many people and I can't change to Ghost Rider here. I'll have to do it in private.

So Kick gives the waiter some money and rushs outside where he finally changes into Ghost Rider.

Ghost Rider: Let's rock!

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Several hours later in Mexico, January's leg is chained to a nearby pillar while Redheart and Abigor waited for Ghost Rider to show up.

Abigor: He has to come here by now! I'll see what's with him.

Redheart: Knock yourself out.

So Abigor flew over the desert to find any signs of Ghost Rider. Just then, Abigor was hit by a chain whip which sends him down to the ground where he lies dead. It was the Ghost that killed him.

Ghost Rider: That'll teach you not to take my girl airbag!

So Ghost Rider continued on looking for January until at last he saw her chained to a nearby pillar and beside her was Redheart.

Redheart: So we meet Ghost Rider eh?

Ghost Rider: Release January at once!

Redheart: But first you must give me the contract for a thousands souls. Do it and your girl roams free.

Ghost Rider searched through his pockets and pulls out the contract that Redheart wants. He gives it to her which pleases her at the same time. Keeping her words, Redheart releases January.

January; Who are you and how did you know my name?

But before Ghost Rider can answer, dawn came up which turns Ghost Rider back to Kick Buttowski. January was surprised at this.

Redheart: Now I can bring hell upon the earth!

But Kick still has the ability to kill anyone with the stare so he uses it to finally kill Redheart. A few minutes later, Metropolis shows up.

Metropolis: Well done Kick Buttowski. As a promise, I offer you your soul back.

Kick: Keep my soul if you want, but I'm using this kind of power to protect the innocent from the likes of criminals and you.

Metropolis: Fine. But you'll pay dearly young one. Be warned that I will return on a later date.

Then Metropolis disappeared forever until on a later date. Also Kick and January finally shared a kiss after being apart for so long.

The End


SariSpy56: Overall, that was pretty cool.

Protector of Men Roy: Thanks.

Jackie: That story would've be better if I was in there sharing a kiss with Kick instead of January!

Mouth: Well no one wants a wacky like you.

Jackie: How dare you?

Mouth: What? That's the whole truth.

Jackie walk out of the room looking more upset than usual.

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Camera

Jackie: THIS IS SO NOT FAIR! I should be with Kick in Protector of Men Roy's Ghost Rider story!

End Camera

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Meanwhile, Dr. Mario is helping Selena get her visions fixed so that she can take the driver's test again. Just then, Brad shows up.

Brad: So how is Selena's vision?

Dr. Mario: Her Asian vision is very poor in the Western country. She sees something different when looking at the road. The only thing that'll help her take the driver's test again is that Selena wears those emerald glasses.

Brad: What does it do?

Dr. Mario: It's helps her see the world like most Western people see. Selena.

Selena: Yes?

Dr. Mario: Test the glasses.

Selena obeys and puts on the glasses. Dr. Mario then held up a picture of the road.

Selena: It looks like a road, but it's much calmer. Bradley, let us return to the place of shame!

Brad: You mean the grouchy lady's house?

Selena: No. The Department of Motorized Vehicles.

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SariSpy56: Well let's see the clip that we recieved from Ashurea4.

Ms. Chicarelli: Is it about how I finally got all the kids in Dakota Sack grounded for being troublemakers?

SariSpy56: Yeah right m'am. This is about Kick and Gunther.

Gordon: Is it about how lame they are? Ha, ha!

Chris (as a werehog) streches his arm and chokes on Gordon until Gordon is unconscious.

SariSpy56: Thank you Chris.

Chris: Your welcome.

SariSpy56: Roll the clip Knuckles!

Knuckles: Which one? The one from Ashurea4 or the one about Amy doing her dance moves?

SariSpy56: The one from Ashurea4!

Knuckles: Okay then.

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Clip

It was a nice, Saturday afternoon as Kick and Gunther have a fun time in the amusement park. Kick and Gunther have been in all rides and are now walking around the park in hopes of finding something new until they saw a tall man wearing a purple and green suit and had short, curly mustache making an annoucement. Oh yeah and his name is Slick Sam.

Slick Sam: Step right up folks! This here is the Fearanator!

One Audience: What does it do?

Slick Sam: All this baby does is that it'll show on screen the victim - er I mean customer his/her real worst fear!

Woman: What's the catch?

Slick Sam: No catch my lovely lady except that it might give you a sudden shock which will make you knocked out for a short time. Now all I need is a volunteer!

Everyone but Kick (as usual) step back.

Slick Sam: And it looks like we have a volunteer! What's your name kid?

Kick: The name's Kick. Kick Buttowski!

Slick Sam: Pretty cool name though. Now if you just sit in this chair Kick and I'll hook up the device.

Kick obeys and sits on the chair while Slick Sam warms up the device. Then he wraps some safety belts around Kick so that Kick won't struggle.

Slick Sam: Are you ready Kick?

Kick nods and Slick Sam starts the invention. On the screen was 5-year old Kick going with his Uncle Jules on a trip to Egypt. It was going so well until something bad happened. As Kick and Jules explore the pyramids, Jules accidentally broke the nest of the world's deadliest animals - scorpions! Jules motions Kick to run and save himself as Jules fight off against the scorpions. All of a sudden, a swarm of scorpions devoured Jules leaving Kick to watch helplessly as Jules die a painful death.

Slick Sam: Well it seems that this gentleman's fear is far more than simple!

Just then, Kick begins to struggle to get free from suffering his pain seven years ago.

Gunther: KICK!

Then all of a sudden, the Fearanator begins to maulfunction. Slick Sam tries to shut down while not trying to hurt Kick. He did it successfully, but Kick on the other hand is knocked out. The audience were shocked at this and booed at Slick Sam.

Slick Sam: Don't blame me for this ruined machine!

Woman: You've injured a child you monster!

So Slick Sam runs off from the angry mob while Gunther carries Kick back home.

End Clip

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SariSpy56: Don't worry folks. We'll see what happens next later on. It's a long clip. but some people had decided that it's best to leave it at this part for a while. We'll continue with this on a later date. And remember, stay awesome!