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Attempt Number Four

Draco hadn't ever had a negative thought on his obvious good looks until he decided to pursue Luna Lovegood. He was flabbergasted, he couldn't figure out why this one girl wouldn't want to go off into a secluded corridor and let him have his way with her. For fuck's sake, it would be the best time of her life! Draco would make sure of that. In some strange way, Draco actually wanted to have something with this mad girl.

He leaned against the wall next to the girl's bathroom where he had just saw Luna enter. From inside the bathroom he heard a ruckus and footsteps coming closer to the door, thinking it was Luna he struck the sexiest pose he could manage. It turned out that he just cocked his leg out, arched his back, and tilted his head to the side putting on, what he thought, a look so filled with lust no girl could deny.

But, to his embarrassment one of the lady professors came out of the bathroom. The professor gave the boy a wide eyed stare, her mouth opening and closing, before she walked off shaking her head, muttering under her breath something along the lines of "I knew that boy was strange…"

During all this, ahem, excitement caused by the professor, Luna had managed to slip out of the bathroom and was now leaning against the wall with a lovely look on her face.

"Draco, may I ask what you're doing? You look like you're in pain." She blinked her eyes at him and put her hands on her hips.

"Oh, well, uh." Draco had never been in the position where it was him stuttering over someone. "I was just…uhm."

"You were what?"

"So, Luna," He quickly steered the conversation into a different direction, "Did you know that you make something vast and silvery erupt from my wand?"

Luna stared at him for a second. She pressed her lips together and her eyebrows furrowed. The realization dawned on her face. "Oh Draco!" Her face flushed as she threw her arms around him in a moment of sheer happiness.

Draco immediately felt himself go rigid. He quickly regained himself and wrapped his arms around her lower waist. Thinking that he scored, he also put his face into the side of her neck. He was ecstatic that she finally understood what he wanted.

Just as he was about to place a very dirty kiss underneath her ear, she exclaimed, "Draco! You are the sweetest boy ever! I am so glad that I'm your happy thought when you do your patronus! That is so...Just, thank you!"

Draco pulled back and held her shoulders at arm's length. The look on his face was priceless, if not a little depressing. He thought he had finally gotten through to this strange, yet enticing, girl. But, no. Not yet. "I…what?"

"You said I'm your happy thought!" She pulled back and kissed him on the cheek. "Oh my, this is such an honor!" And with that, she skipped off. Leaving Draco standing there stupidly, a hand resting against the cheek she had just placed a kiss on.

He fell back against the wall and rubbed his hands over his face. "Mother fucker…"


A/N: Ha ha business. So I guess we all know that I'm actually not dead. It's so strange being back on here. So I'm very sorry if this one isn't as good as the others, I had a little issue getting back into my mojo zone. Uh, let's see what's happened recently. I got into The Hunger Games, so I might be writing every so often about that. I actually put up a little drabble for THG today. so...Yeah! Hope you enjoyed Attempt Number Four of DSLOL!

Reviews: Nike says 'Just do it."