Hey guys sorry about the no updates the past few days I got called into work to fill in for a guy and as of right now I am massively sleep deprived but hey I got in the mood to type so that is what I shall do.

Like always I don't own final fantasy despite how much I wish I did, Square Enix owns it.

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Chapter 4: A Message

"I don't care if you like her or not 'nille that is not the kinda of thing you do with a friend!" a very angry pulsian said to her younger sister as she pounded on the door waiting for one of the residents to answer the door. She was beginning to get slightly irritable because she got a video to her younger sister and one of their closest friends have a vicious tongue battle just as the former was about to leave the house.

"I SWEAR TO WHATEVER DEITY YOU PRAY TO IF I DON'T CASTRATE YOU LIGHT WILL!" Lumina spat angrily as she flung the door open two very angry looking pulsians, one of which she knew wasn't angry at her but a rather older Farron. "I was wondering why Light locked herself in her room after she tried to kill me and I take it Vanille there will give an attempt. The dull knives are hidden I don't want to suffer so all the weapons around will kill me quick."

The elder of the two Pulse natives pushed passed the youngest of the Farrons and stormed to the eldest's room to give her a friendly little talk about what she did to her sister. Meanwhile the two left at the door one had a murderous look in her eyes that never should belong to an innocent looking girl, the other had a massive grin that somehow seemed innocent that shouldn't belong to someone so malice. "I hope you know if Fang kills her there won't be enough left of you to convict me in any court." Vanille finally spoke somehow managed to make such an evil sounding sentence sound so innocent, but Lumina knew her to well to chalk it down as a bluff. If anything it was a very sincere statement.

"And what if she forces Light to go on a date with you then what would you do?" Lumina asked gesturing the young red head in to sit down who was speechless. 'Oh my Etro, I never thought of that possibility but seeing as there is no blood curdling screams coming from upstairs it is all good. But what if we do go out and I get to see her in a nice dress.' Lumina noticed a small trail of blood dripping from Vanille's nose decided to play her normal semi-teasingly game. "Yeah but then she may have to wear a small cocktail dress… oh and just think of how she would look with her hair down and just enough make-up to accent her features but not too much where it makes her look like a cheap flussy you can buy an hour with from 100 to 1000 gil an hour."

Right now there was a full blown waterfall of blood gushing from her nose as she tried to picture her crush. Luckily enough she was broken from her thoughts as her best friend threw something that looked like a book at her younger sister. "Lumina, we have been over this if you tease someone like her stop after a few seconds. It is almost impossible to get that amount of blood out of the rug!" Serah shouted sternly at her younger sister.

A few minutes earlier upstairs, when Fang stormed off to give Lightning a taste of her mind. "I swear to Pulse that if you don't open this door in five seconds I am going to break this door down and use any piece large enough to make a decent type of shiv to shove it so far down your throat even Etro won't be able to reap you!" Fang shouted through the door getting ready to make good on her promise as she backed up to charge.

A soft click was heard signifying the door unlocking right before Fang charged. The eldest of the pinkette trio opened the door and stood ready to take the hits she felt were emanate. She started to wince when the brunet walked forward and placed her hand on the slightly shorter girl's shoulder and pushed her in and slammed the door shut.

"We are going to have a chat and if I don't like what your intentions where I may or may not be brought up to Amodar for your murder and Serah will be the eldest. Now talk!" Fang said with a slight almost not detectable tone of aggression in her voice, or at least not detectable if you were deaf. 'Why can't she just punch me it would go a lot faster but I assume it has more to do with that ever so growing attractive red head. Oh sweet merciful gods I hope she punches me and I can let her play nurse and help me get better.' Sensing what the pinkette was thinking Fang leaned in and whispered into the smaller girls ear "I'm not going to hit you so 'Nille can give you sympathy kisses what I'm saying is that if you don't take her out I may or may not piss off the your younger sisters and my younger sister by hanging, drawing and quartering you."

Noticing something she hadn't heard in Fang's voice in a while she decided to question the brunet on her bed. "Fang, are you…. Jealous of her because we didn't work ou-" she was almost immediately cut off by Fang's hand rising to stop her. "If you bring that up I will kill you right now we both agreed that it could never workout because we were too absorbed in our work. But yes that has something to do with it."

Giving enough time to let what was said to sink in Fang started again "Don't you ever put GC ahead of her, treat her like Serah and to a lesser extent Lumina. If she is crying you come running no matter what she says. Got it!" Nodding her head fast to signifying her answer that she understood what was being said. 'Truth be told, we did have some fun times together. Despite what the others said how it might look.'

"So Sunshine where are you taking her on your first date I suggest Lebreau's, it may be a bar but the grub is good. Oh and you are going to ask her out before I leave today. So let's go ask her." Fang said gesturing towards the now opened door. Lightning meanwhile rushed past Fang to hide her blush. The walk down the hall and the stairs was only about a total of fifty steps but storming cocoon seemed like an easier feat to accomplish hell she would much rather dealing with the blockhead known as Serah's ex.

As she pushed open the living room door to see Serah treating what appeared to be a bloody nose but there was far too much blood on the floor. Then she noticed Lumina with the slyest grin on her face. 'CRAP! Please say she didn't notice my face. If she did I won't ever be able to live this down. Quick think of anything like Snow trying to have sex with Serah. Good I can feel it going down.' "Look who it is guys it is the stoic ice queen herself or maybe her ghost it was to quite upstairs." Lumina said pointing to Lightning standing in the threshold.

"Lumina, Serah give me and Vanille some privacy for a few minutes." Lightning said sternly. As her sisters passed her Lumina leaned up and said "Oh by the way I noticed. I do hope the others find this just as funny as I do." Giggling as she left and closed the door. 'Finally now if I can say a few simple words this will be so much better but I have more than Fang to worry about. If I even so slightly crushed her heart I would have a VERY angry Serah on my tail hell I still have the scar on my back last time I pissed her off. At least with Fang I can defend myself.'

Clearing her throat to break the adorable pink haired goddess from her thoughts hoping she would crush her feelings. "Sorry Vanille I kinda got lost in my own thoughts… but there is something I need to ask you and if I don't I can guarantee I would be a corpse in a matter of hours. Oerba Dia Vanille will you go one a date with me?" 'Fuck… did she say what I think slash hope she said. Crap she is waiting for an answer.'

"I'm sorry Light I didn't quite catch that I kinda got lost having some… thoughts. Can you repeat yourself?" 'Fuck I thought once was enough!' "I said Oerba Dia Vanille will you go out with me?" 'Yes she did say what I thought it was wait that means I get to see her in a HOT outfit, hot being the understatement of the century.' "Oh a thousand yeses Light, on the condition you don't try anything funny and the date is to a shooting range or the GC headquarters."

"No I think our sisters have it planned out already. Hell open the door and let the pesky eavesdroppers in." She said and gestured to the closed door. As the door opened both Fang and Serah fell in and Lumina just jumped over them and hugged Vanille. "See so I guess I'm not dying today but knowing how vindictive you two are." She said gesturing to Vanille and Lightning. "I may, quite possible, most likely, guaranteed that by next week I'm going to be as dead as Serah and Snow's relationship."

Lightning leaned down and placed a simple kiss on her new date's lips.

Author's Note:

So right now it is half past midnight making it early ass Friday morning meaning I've been up for almost a full seventy two hours I'm going to upload this and go to sleep. Let me know what other pairings you want to see in this story.

Timmydog Out :3