This one is most definitely my favorite so far. Although, I think I'm going insane from writing from the persepctive of little kids. I'm thinking like a little kid! It's scary.

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Al shivered as he got back into the bed, "Brother, I'm cold."

"Well, don't get up to go to the bathroom. It doesn't help I have to go with you," Ed grumbled, getting into the bed as well, "Why can't you go to the bathroom by yourself?"

"Because Winry said that a monster lived behind the toilet. If I go alone, he'll get me!" Ed rolled his eyes, "Winry was just pretending."

"But what if she wasn't?" Al pulled the covers closer.

"Scaredy-cat," Ed teased.

"Winry wouldn't complain about going to the bathroom with me," Al said defensively. Ed snickered, "Winry's a girl Al. Girls don't go to the bathroom with boys."

"She could if she was my wife," Al sat up, "That's it! I'll marry Winry! Then you don't have to go to the bathroom with me! She can!"

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard Al. I'm the one who's going to marry Winry."

Al pouted, "I call dibs!"

"Al, you can't call dibs on marrying someone. I'm the oldest, so I get to be married first."

"But that's not fair Brother! I always wanted to get married before you!"

"No, I wanted to first!"

"No I wanted to!"

"No, I did!"

"What is going on?" Trisha asked, walking in, "Why are you two fighting at this hour?"

"I want to marry Winry, but Ed won't let me!" Al said.

"And I called dibs on marrying Winry!"

"Hey, you said no calling dibs!"

"Boys," Trisha said, sitting on the bed, "Did you ever think that maybe you should ask Winry who she wants to marry?"

"No," they both said simultaneously.

"Well, both of you ask her, and she can choose."

"Okay, fine," Ed grumbled, and they both lay down again. Trisha kissed both of their cheeks, "Go to sleep now."

As she was closing the door though, she heard Ed whisper, "Winry's most definitely going to choose me."

*Sigh* I crack myself up sometimes. The infamous fight of who's going to marry Winry. Lovin it. Review!!!!!