Hello, bronies and pegasisters! I'm here to give you another episode of Equestria Hills. As always, I don't own the MLP just my OCs.
Episode 4: Equestria Hills Court 1- The Boys of the Main 6 v. The Changelings
The courtroom had the jury and the plaintiff and Defendant sides glaring each other. The Changelings had metal flexible rods in place of their natural ones. The author not seen announces the case to our readers. Hell, that's me!
Nincub: Hello and welcome to the first edition of Equestria Hills Court! In today's case, the heroes of Equestria Hills series is suing the Changelings for burning homes, attempted robbery, assaulting innocent people and attempted murder of Snips and Snails. The Changelings countersue for medical bills involving their spine replacement and rehab.
Buster: Damn it, bastards! Because of your crazy buddy over there, we had to wear the damn metal rods in place of y=our spines! You guys are gonna pay!
Robby: (bleep) you, jerks! I'll rip that damn rod out of your damn body right here in this courtroom! Do you understand that?!
Nincub: Will you guys shut the hell up already? Anyway, the judge is the mayor of Equestria Hills, Celestia. The respective lawyers for the plaintiff and defendant parties are Cadence and Chrysalis! What the hell?
Celestia had a judge's outfit on and she sported blue and pink hair as she stood looking firm and regal. Chrysalis had green hair and had on a black blouse and slacks. Cadence had the same outfit but had a crystal pendant on her necklace. The case began with Celestia banging her gavel to everyone to shut up.
Celestia: All right, everyone! Court is now in session and who is suing who? And why does the Changelings not have their house arrest bracelets?
Robby: We're suing these jackasses over there for burning my house and killing my dog in the process!
Spike: I'm suing these bastards for almost killing my friends, Snips and Snails! They're still in the hospital because the bastards stabbed them over a girl.
Discord: The gang tried to rob innocent people at the mall.
The Changelings growled as Slater and Snowman glared at the boys.
Snowman: Because of blue man, Snowman wear metal rod for the rest of his life! Blue man hurt Buster! Snowman break blue guy and friends in two!
Slater: You guys deserve the trouble you're in. we don't care who we hurt! As what my buddy Snowman said, we'll break you three in pieces.
Buster: We oughta wire your jaws shut for messing with us! I'm up for round two!
Robby: Fine! Get over here, bitch!
Celestia: Hell to the no! it ain't gonna happen! Sit down or all of you are contempt of court! The plaintiff call your first witness!
First Witness: Zecora
Zecora was called to the stand by Cadence as the dark skinned lady glared at the Changelings. The security made sure the gang didn't do anything stupid.
Cadence: So, Zecora. What did the Changelings do to hurt you?
Zecora: They grabbed me and pushed me to the floor at the food court. The leader put a knife to my neck demanding cash and my jewelry. The other two were holding the other shoppers hostage! Before I was about to be done for, the kind boys saved my life from the Changeling gang. Serves them right for robbing and burning houses!
Buster: Snitch!
Rainbow: Screw you, bastard!
First Witness: Diamond Tiara
Diamond Tiara had brunette hair and a tiara on her head as she stood there not caring about the case. Chrysalis asked her a quick question.
Chrysalis: So Diamond Tiara, does the three plaintiffs need to pay for the pain and suffering of the Changelings?
DT: I would say yes but after their attempt of vandalizing my daddy's chain of stores, I don't give a damn about them. so they don't need any money!
Slater: What the hell, Chrysalis? You're supposed to be the best!
Snowman: Snowman not like what lawyer is doing! Snowman say lawyer help us out better!
Twilight: Like that's going to happen!
Buster: Shut your up, b—
Robby threw a hadouken at Buster as he narrowly dodged it.
Buster: That blue bastard almost killed me! Put him in the cage!
The judge shuts the gang leader up as the case continued.
Second Witness: Vinyl Scratch
The girl had shades covering her eyes and had light blue hair wearing a top with turntables imaging. She stood as she glared at the Changelings.
Cadence: So, Vinyl. Does the gang deserve what's coming to them?
Vinyl: Hell yes! Those no good punks burned my apartment and put my friend in the hospital! I'm glad their spines were ripped out their bodies! (bleep) them!
Buster: Like I care!
Vinyl: Because of you, my friend is in the hospital and we don't have anywhere to live anymore! You burned the blue one's house and mine!
Chrysalis: Objection!
Celestia: Yes, Chrysalis!
Chrysalis: This is bullshit! Those clients lost their spines and almost died. Do something or I'll bash those spine ripping punks!
Spike: Shut yo mouth, asshole!
Discord: Yeah, suck it!
Celestia: Overruled! Next witness!
Second Witness: Sombra
A guy with black hair and a soccer uniform glared at the Changelings for what happened.
Cadence: What happened at the mall when you were held hostage?
Sombra: Those guys held me hostage and threatened to kill me if I escaped. The gang tried to take my wallet and an elderly couple's wallet and purse at knifepoint. That was sickening until the green haired one and his friends kicked the ruffians sorry asses.
Buster: Another rat!
The Verdict
The jury put down their papers and were ready for the verdict. The judge was ready for the answer.
Celestia: So what does the jury find the Changelings?
Jury: We find them truly guilty!
Snowman: Oh no! waah! Snowman don't want to go back to jail! Lawyer suck at job!
Buster: Chrysalis, you bitch! We lost because of you!
Celestia: Oh hell no! this is your fault! Not Chrysalis! Anyway, now for your punishments! First, you three will be under house arrest until further notice! Two, spend the night at an abandoned dangerous funeral home where abandoned bodies come alive to kill trespassers.
The three plaintiffs jaws dropped at the mention of the dangerous funeral house. Discord's teeth chattered as Spike and Robby looked at each other with stunned faces.
Spike: Holy shit! That place is haunted! That place claimed too many lives!
Robby: As much as those bastards did to us, those three are going to suffer a horrible fate.
Buster: You wusses are sentimental now? we can handle the dead house!
Robby: That place isn't a game! That place claimed so many lives the place shut down leaving unclaimed deceased bodies. At night, the dead rise in search of trespassers and if they find you, you're dead!
The Changelings screamed in horror as the judge continued her sentencing.
Celestia: Next, you need to work at the Equestria Hills Cemetery as groundskeepers for community service! The other thing is that you all spend time in a scared straight program! And your punishment starts now! is there anything you want to say before you both spend the night at the abandoned funeral home?
Buster: This is complete bullshit! Why do we have to work in a damn boneyard?! That place is scary and that funeral home?
Slater: Yeah! who the hell is taking us to the damn place?
Celestia: I'm glad you asked! Iron Will is taking you and Shining Armor is escorting you too!
The two officers cuffed the two criminals and took them on their way out. Robby had some compassion hoping that they learn their lesson and find shelter fast.
Celestia: Case dismissed!
The heroes exited the courtroom as the crew got into their cars. Robby and the boys were at the upgraded blue Mustang and the blue guy sighed with relief.
Robby: I'm glad that's over! But I hope the gang makes it out alive!
Discord: Why are you worried about those bastards staying at an abandoned funeral home?
Robby: Because I stayed there once when my house burned down! I stayed at the place fighting to stay alive fending off against the undead and the smell was awful! It reeked of embalmment fluids, bodies rotting, moldy areas and the stuff taken out of the bodies.
Spike: You stayed in there? Why?
Robby: I had no place to go and I was just a stranger. I stayed at that place for a couple months and I was grateful that Rainbow fell from the sky to Everfree Trails. She was the main reason I can move away from that terrible place where I almost lost my life! Apple Jack took me in to her home where I've met you guys. The point is that I know what is like to live in a dangerous situation and get a second chance.
Spike: That makes sense. Even though the Changelings did a lot of wrong, they still have to endure that place you stayed at fighting for your life.
Discord: I guess that makes sense. Anyway, let's go home and binge watch Jackass!
Robby: Hell yeah! But first, I'm installing my GT350 spoiler for my car. I ordered the spoiler and it won't take long to put it in.
Spike: Sweet! Let's put it in then!
The boys drove away from the courtroom as the episode ends with the Changelings inside the police car ready to be driven to the abandoned funeral house as the sign read "Everfree Funeral Home" with a condemned sign.
That's the chapter everypony! Tune in next time for Episode 5
