I haven't written in forever. I'm sorry. I'm trying to read Hamlet... so far it's not going as great as I hoped. I have decided that I REALLY hate Shakespere. I love it when I watch it as a play... but reading it is sooooooooo difficult. I've actually threw the book. I haven't threwn a book since New Moon. But really, who didn't throw the book when Edward left... what a idoit.
If you haven't guessed already, I'm not a big Edward and Bella fan. Edward is a drama queen and Bella is a whiney bitch. I love them, but they tottaly get on my nerves... omg. I have gone crazy. Talking about fictional characters like they are real.
I am so tired right now. I really hope this chappie makes sense. If it doesn't tell me.
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DISCLAIMER!: EEEK! I NEED TO REMEMBER TO PUT THE DISCLAIMER UP! I REALIZED WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL THAT I FORGOT! ANYWAYY. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, STEPHENIE MEYER DOES.
I woke up to snoring. Loud snoring. I was also as hot as Johnny Depp. Yup. That hot.
"Jacob. Get. Up. Now. " I demanded. I wiggled out of his smooshing and checked the clock on my cell. 4pm. Thank God. Jacob still hasn't moved. Whatever.
I went to go get a piece of paper from his printer.
Hey you lazy piece of shit,
I couldn't get you to wake up. I,believe it or not, have things to do and people to see. I just can't sleep my life away.
Your favorite person in the whole wide world (or else),
Renesmee.
I went to Jake's bathroom so I could check my hair (even if it would be hilarious to see the expression on everybodys face when I showed up with bedhead). I winked at myself in the mirror. Who is that sexy beast? Moi! I then giggled quietly and left Jacob's apartment.
As I was running home I got a text from Anna, a friend of mine from school.
Hey bitch! Guess what I just saw on youtube! Llamas with hats! Luv ya
Anna was one of the weirdest girls I have have every met. She was a nerdy Paris Hilton. Nuf said. Her father owned some business that made crap loads of money in Canada. Anna and Alice in one room was enough to create a fashion hurricane. Not that I minded though, it was my mother who runs away from fashion like my dad runs whenever he hears the words "Spanish Influenza". Anna was
also incredibly smart. She used to be top student in everything before us Cullens came to town.
Anna and I were good friends. I hated that I would only get 4 years to hang out with here. She was a great person, even if she sometimes could be a total airhead. Like the time she thought milk and eggs came from the same animal. Just because they are white. Yeah.
Before I knew it I was back at the house. Since my laptop was still at my house (were my mother was) I called Emmett so I could borrow his.
"Emmie!" I called.
"Yeah Nessie? Something wrong?" Emmett asked, looking rather concerned. "Why are you back so early?" Ohh... so that's why he was worried. I usually stayed with Jacob till I absolutely positivity had to leave.
I wanted to tell someone about the imprint, or lack thereof. I felt though that if I acknowledged it then it would be true. So, I decided to just pretend that I still had the imprint and was in head-over-heels love with Jacob.
"No, Jacob just feel asleep and I decided to let him sleep."
"Wait...what? You were SLEEPING with Jacob!" After Emmie said that I could not pass up this opportunity. This is were being a good actor is important.
"Shh! You can't let my dad find out. He would cut off Jacob's dick, and I realllyy love that dick."
"Eww! T.M.I! T.M.I!"
"Whatever Emmie. I have something to show you!" I said this in sing song voice.
"What?" He asked warily. Emmett knew me to well.
"Get me a computer and you will find out!"
"Fine."
He rushed upstairs to grab his laptop. In no less than a second later I he had it plugged in and set on the couch. He then looked at me, grinning, and patted the spot beside him. I just laughed and went to sit beside him. I grabbed the computer and started Firefox, because come on, vampires like speed, and hate crashing.
I typed in youtube, but before I could I got a glimpse of some of the browser history.
"Eww Emmie. You googled 'poop'? Who does that?" I asked, rather disgusted.
"Well... I was curious as to what it looked like. Since vampires don't poop. My human memories are very foggy and such. So poo is something I don't really remember." He said defensively. I just giggled and decided to show him the llama video.
A few minutes later.
"Nessie! That. Was. Amazing. Boat nectar! Brilliant! I need a Llama... with a hat! Do you think Carlisle will let me get a Llama! Alice could pick out the best hat that would look Fabulous on my Llama. I shall name him Frederick. Frederick the Llama. I will love him with all my heart." Ohh Emmett. You are so funny sometimes. It's even more funny when you are serious.
"Emmett... I don't think Carlisle will let you have a Llama. Esme would hate it because you would bring it around the house and it would make a mess. We all know how whipped Carlisle is." I tried so hard not to laugh. Or giggle.
The door opened. Carlisle was walking towards me, looking (and feeling) annoyed.
"Uhh...hey... Waz up hommie?" I said this, trying to make him not so pissed. It didn't work.
"I'm not whipped! I just care for my wife. Her happiness is my happiness." I looked at him with my eyebrow arched. Whatever you want to think Carlisle, whatever you want to think. Emmett just made a whipped noise. I giggled.
Carlisle looked even madder. I have never seen him angry before. Maybe there was something going on between him and Esme. I really hope not. There were both my grandparents, and I love them both dearly. Even thought I didn't always show it. "Esme! Can you please get down here so you can tell Nessie and Emmett something?" Carlisle said.
Esme was immediately by his side. Her face looked like she had won something. She must of heard our conversation. "Carlisle," she said with a sigh, "even Nessie and Emmett think that I wear the pants. I know that we have been arguing about this for a few months but you just need to accept it. It's not embarrassing or anything. Bella wears the pants too. Maybe you and Edward can have a talk together, talk about your feelings." Esme said this well smiling, being very serious.
"Esme." Esme looked at Carlisle with a smug smile.
"Yes, Carlisle?" Carlisle just sighed.
"Esme, you wear the pants." He mumbled. Emmett and I were laughing so hard. You could also hear Rosalie upstairs, giggling.
The door opened again. I got off the couch to see who it was. It was my Dad and Alice. I ran up and gave them both hugs. Suddenly I felt this magical tingle. Shit. Not this again. I could hear all of my family's minds. It felt so rude and dirty, hearing things that should be considered quiet. I closed my eyes and wished it would stop.
I suddenly got a view of the future. Of me figuring out that I could turn my powers on and off. Handy. I decided to keep them off. I really didn't need them. I would play with them later and learn how to control them, but not now.
I instantly looked at everyone around me. It all seemed to take place in only a second. This is so weird.
"Nessie! I can't seem to read your mind! Is something wrong! Are you okay! Did you hit your head! Carlisle! Does Nessie have brain damage!" My Dad. Always overreacting.
"No Dad, I think you're the who has brain damage. I guess I just gained another power or something. No biggie. It's been happening a lot lately."
"So you are okay? No injuries?"
I just sighed "No Dad, no injuries."
He then suddenly looked really nervous. " I have been thinking about your relationship with Jacob Black. I guess since you are imprint with him, and look and act about 18, which is older than me, that you can date Jacob. I really wished that you waited till you were married. But alas, it is your sin, not mine. … Just use protection, condoms and stuff... you know... " By the end he was nervous and probably wishing he was anywhere but hear. Poor Dad. Even if I was sometimes mad at him I always managed to forgive him.
Emmett was guffawing. Typical.
"So... Dad? Does this mean that I can drive on my own now?" I asked. Fingers crossed.
My Dad looked up at me in horror. What! I can have sex with Jacob, but driving is off the table! " Honey... I think that you are still to young."
Ugh!
Jacob choose that moment to walk in.
Nessie's to young for what?"
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