I don't own W&G. Nick Park and Aardman Studios own the characters... I just own the plot.
That night, Lady Tottington looked through the yellow pages to find a trainer for the upcoming pageant. She called the company she first saw and dialed the number.
"Hello, this is Chenoweth Pageant Training Company." A receptionist said on the other line. "How may I be of assistance?"
"Yes," Lady Tottington said. "I need a trainer for the upcoming Miss Cheesy Pageant."
"Do you want any specific trainer?"
"Surprise me." Lady Tottington said.
There was a silence on the other end, but only for about thirty seconds.
"Okay… we have a new trainer and his name is Constantine Menzel, fresh in from New York City. He'll give lessons at your house from 2:30 to 6:00 in the evening. All we need is your address."
"1607 Columbia Road, West Wallaby, England." Lady Tottington replied.
"Your first lesson will be this next Wednesday." The receptionist said.
"Thank you so much!" Lady Tottington exclaimed. She hung up.
On the other end, the receptionist was revealed to be none other than Victor Quartermaine's hunting dog, PHILLIP!
"Well done, Phillip!" Victor chuckled evilly as he patted his repulsive looking dog on the head. "Come Wednesday, I'll have Campanula in the palm of my hand." Victor and Phillip started laughing maniacally and laughed for about a half a minute until they started coughing from lack of air.
End of chapter! Sorry this one was so short! Noticed how I put in the last names Chenoweth and Menzel as a tribute to Kristen Chenoweth and Idina Menzel :) Review and I shall be grateful! Happy Reviewing!
-Harry's Girl 01031992
