Case Four: Harmless Trinkets

1. Bring a bunch of one dollar bills and show them to everyone you meet. The pyramid on the back will establish your allegiance to Sauron.

2. Fire opals are really fun to wear around, especially in front of Elves. They'll think you've found a Silmaril and execute you for stealing it.

3. Feel free to bring a replica of the One Ring. I doubt the Nine would overlook it.

4. In fact, the necklace of the evenstar is an awesome thing to wear as well.

5. Just wear anything that would make you look suspicious then say something stupid and you'll probably be dead before dessert.

6. Also, I'm running out of ideas.

7. What? I'm just being honest.

8. Speaking of arrows, not only are the poisonous ones fancy shmancy. Light them on fire and you'll have your whole outfit on fleek! Isn't that right Kili?

9. Oh wait. He's the one that got poisoned...

10. Meh. I don't care.