Chapter 4: Battle of the Lunatics Calvin and Hobbes vs. Team Rocket

"Yech! Gross! The twerp and twerpette from Kalos are making out! Blech! I'm going to be sick!" Meowth said in disgust as Team Rocket closely spied on Ash, Calvin, and Hobbes.

"Well now is the perfect time to snatch Pikachu. Lets go for it!" James said as he and Meowth started to sneak forward.

"Ugh, someone get me a trash can, because I'm seriously about to throw up from this making out, not to mention it goes against all G.R.O.S.S standards." Calvin muttered.

"Pika Pikachu." Pikachu stated in agreement.

Just then, James snatched Pikachu and Team Rocket began running off.

"Wha- Hey! Come back here rat thieves!" Calvin yelled as he and Hobbes started chasing after Team Rocket.

Calvin and Hobbes continued chasing after Team Rocket. "Hey! I'm the only one who's supposed to steal stuff! Not you clowns! Get back here!" Calvin yelled as he and Hobbes continued to pursue them. Eventually, they reached Team Rocket's Meowth Hot Air Balloon.

"Why. Can't. You. People. Stop. RUNNING!" Calvin said in annoyance. "This goes against all the laws of laziness! I didn't run all this way for you people to get away! Who are you wackos anyway?."

"Well for starters we aren't wackos." Meowth stated.

"Then who are you exactly? That's what we want to know." Hobbes said.

"We'll tell you through our dramatic intro. Cue the dramatic music!" Meowth said.

Then, dramatic music began playing, and Calvin and Hobbes just looked at each other confused.

"Prepare for trouble."

"And make it double."

"To protect the world from devastation."

"To unite all peoples within our nation."

"To announce the Evils of truth and Love."

"To extend our reach to the stars above."

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Meowth! That's right!"

Calvin and Hobbes looked at each other for a minute, and then just burst out laughing.

"You call that an intro! That's pathetic!"

"My enemies back home could make something better than that!"

"ITS A QUALITY INTRO WE'VE USED FOR YEARS YOU TWO TWERPS!" Jessie yelled in anger.

"So basically you guys just steal animals for a living? That's sad, there's better stuff you could be doing with your lives right now." Calvin said.

"We'll, we're stealing this precious Pikachu of your twerp friend so we can rule the world." James said.

"Oh, you mean Ash? He's a wacko. I had the horror of watching him make out with his girlfriend for a good ten minutes, and I'm the Dictator for Life of the top secret club G.R.O.S.S!"

"What kind of name is that?"

"It stands for Get Rid of Slimy Girls that's What!" Calvin said annoyed.

Team Rocket just laughed at Calvin.

"I've had enough, Hobbes, just pounce these three wackos so we can get the rat back and go find Ash if he still isn't busy making out." Calvin said.

"Oh boy! Pouncing someone else than Calvin! This should be fun!" Hobbes said.

Hobbes then went on to pounce Jesse and James like he did to Calvin, except doing it constantly so they couldn't get away. While Calvin and Meowth engaged in a fist fight. Eventually, Calvin and Hobbes got all of Team Rocket into the Hot Air Balloon, and Hobbes popped it, which caused the balloon to blast off into the sky.

"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" The trio said as they were whisked into thin air.

"Glad those morons our gone. C'mon Hobbes and Pikachu, or whatever your name is, lets go find our ride, if it's still there." Calvin said as the three began to walk back to the Airport.