All right! I already have a positive review! (Starts to cry tears of joy) Thank you Nafien! Even though you are not a member of FF dot net, your review was still very much appreciated. In gratitude, I will give you another chapter!
I got the basic concept for this, days ago while playing The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past. Enjoy!
Hero
Sokka couldn't believe it. Here was this hot blonde chick, telling him that he was reincarnation of some ancient hero, and that he was destined to defeat the Fire Lord.
"Who do you think you are? Huh?" Toph demanded.
Toph was in charge of giving their 'prisoner' the third degree. Something she was clearly enjoying.
"Oh my! I can't believe I forgot to introduce myself! How terribly rude of me! I am princess Zelda, ancestor of the seven sages, and future ruler of Hyrule." Zelda stuck out her well-developed chest and started toying with the fabric covering her greatest assets.
Aang's eyes widened in recognition. "I've heard of that place! … But, it was destroyed nearly a thousand years ago…" He closed his eyes in confusion.
"Oh, young maiden" Zelda said huskily to Toph, "I fear that my lineage will die out if I don't find a suitable suitor, and your friend, as the reincarnation of the legendary hero Link, is the best chance I have."
Sokka looked at Zelda, and rubbed his chin thoughtfully. He was clearly reevaluating the self-proclaimed princess.
Sokka walked right up to Zelda, and grabbed her chest through the fine cloth her dress was made out of.
"Your offer has intrigued me. What do I have to do in order to repopulate your family? Surely there is a catch." He asked, twisting the hand holding her breast in satisfaction at the moaning and panting he was causing.
"You must – Ohhh… moan – complete the challenges and – pant – defeat Ganon." Zelda said, before shuddering in ecstasy.
"Damn it! Gaah!" Sokka yelled as he rolled out of the way of a volley of flaming arrows.
Toph kicked the ground and made a slab of earth shoot forth from the ground, blocking the second volley, and then punched, making the stone wall she conjured, fly into the group of archers that was menacing them.
"Thanks Toph!" Sokka said.
"Don't mention it Yard-stick." She replied.
"Watch out! It's Ganon!" Aang yelled, before swinging his staff and creating a gust of wind to knock the porcine villain down. "Finish him Sokka!"
"Got it Aang!" Sokka yelled, and he leaped onto Ganon's chest.
He bit his lip in anticpation as he raised his sword above his head, before slamming the supernaturally crafted blade into the antagonist's heart.
"What!"
"I'm sorry Sokka, but I'm afraid we can never be. It is destiny." Zelda sobbed and sexually stimulated herself as Sokka glared a hole through her too-perfect boobs.
"You. Manipulative. Little. WHORE!" Toph roared. "You are going to let him screw you senseless, or so help me, I'll earthbend your tight little ass all the way back to your fairy kingdom!"
Zelda looked at Toph, clearly terrified. "Fine." Zelda relented, "Sokka, come here, I will bear your children, destiny or not." She said bravely.
"Hell yeah! Come to papa, baby!
Well, it looks like truly, nothing in this world is safe from the all-consuming perversion.
Oh well. If you can't beat 'em, make some random girl screw Sokka.
Vive le Sokka!
