Edward and the Mole...ahhh, Enjoy! I had heaps of fun writing this one.
Stephanie Meyer owns all Twilight chacacters used in this Fan-fic
EDWARD AND THE MOLE
BPOV
"Ooooh, I love this game!" I shrieked as I pointed towards the venue.
"What is it?" Edward asked.
"It's whack mole! When the moles pop out you whack them with the giant mullet."
"Oh…that sounds interesting."
"C'mon let's play!" I said as I pulled him towards it.
"Roll up, Roll up! Whack the mole and you win one of these three giant plush toys! That's all it takes, just 1 out of 3 hits and you're a WINNER!" said the man in the clown suite.
"Oh look how cute they are!" I said as I pointed to a giant fluffy lion.
"I'll have a go," said Edward.
"Alrighty!" and he handed him the giant mullet.
EPOV
Lively music began to play as I prepared myself for the game. It shouldn't be that hard, I mean I am a vampire. Our reflexes are much better than-
-miss-
"DAMNIT!"
"Oh! Bad luck! Two more goes boy," said the man, suddenly less enthusiastic.
I couldn't believe I just missed it! That damn mole! I'll get you next time. I focused on the five holes before me. You won't get away you little-
-miss-
"WHAT THE!"
"Boy not again! Your misses over here isn't gonna be too happy," he laughed.
I glanced over at Bella and she gave me an encouraging smile, though I could see her confused thoughts under it all. I don't know why I can't get that stupid mole! I have to get it! Alright, focus Edward you can-
-miss-
"Aarrrgh!!"
"Oooh! Better luck next time boy!"
"Edward," she began, "let's try a dif-"
But before she could finish I handed the clown another 5 dollars.
"Okay boy, let's try again. It wouldn't look good if you lost again, now would it?" he laughed.
Now I was frustrated. Mole it's just you and me now. Just get ready to DIE! Muahahahahaha….
"Uh, Edward? You okay?" came Bella's voice from behind. She looked fearful, obviously noticing my evil expression. I tried to relax myse-
-miss-
"DAMN YOU MOLE!! GO TO HELL!" I yelled as I kicked the machine.
"Oh I'm so sorry! That was my fault," she pleaded, "I'm distracting you!"
"No Bells, it's okay, I'm fine" I said as I brushed her cheek with my hand.
"Please try not to get angry too much boy, you'll wreck the game!" said the clown.
"Oh be quiet…" I mumbled.
Hahahahaha came an annoying evil laugh.
"Did you just hear that?" I asked.
They looked at me bewildered.
"Hear what?" asked the clown.
"Uh, never mind…" I replied.
-miss-
"WHY YOU #! LITTLE PIECE OF SH-"
"Edward!" yelled Bella, cutting me off, "Calm down!"
Yes, calm down. Listen to your missy, hahahaha came the annoying voice again.
"Who are YOU!" I asked out loud.
People around me including Bella and the clown stared at me stunned. I ignored them.
Why I'm the brilliant mole who is taking all your money, hahahaha! C'mon, give me your best shot! You know you want to…
All of a sudden the mole jumped out of one of the holes, just before I was about to whack it I realised it was wearing a…hula skirt?
Aloha Oi, Aloha Oi it sang as it danced around the holes.
Eddy-Weddy can't hit a mole,
Eddy-Weddy can't hit a mole,
Eventhough he is a vampire…
He thinks that he's so good
He thinks that he's so good,
But he can't even hit a mole…
What the hell? I thought, this definitely was not normal. I couldn't take anymore of this absurd mole. Before it could start the song again I smashed it with my giant mullet.
"YEAH! BEAT THAT CRAZY DANCING MOLE! GO TO HELL YOU LITTLE #&?# !" I roared.
"Congratulations, you've scared away all the people! Here's your toy, now get out of here you mad kids," said the now annoyed clown.
We walked away, Bella hugging the fluffy lion toy. I put my arm around her waist.
"Thanks for the toy!" she said to me, "It reminds me of you, being a lion and all…"
"Uh…anytime love," I replied brushing her cheek with my hand, although I hoped not. I had a feeling that hearing this voice definitely was not normal –for me that is.
BPOV
Edward was acting so strange! I was going to ask him why but his expression seemed as if he was confused at what just happened himself. Why on earth was he talking to himself and singing that silly song? I don't think going to the carnival was such a good idea after all, oh well. I chucked another hand full of fairy floss into my mouth.
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