(A/N Hey guys! I hope you like this chapter! Thanks so much for reviewing!)
Girly.X.Girl: Welcome back Witches and Wizards! If you missed the first bit of the show, I just interviewed the great Harry Potter! The boy who lived! Exciting, I know! But now, we have another person coming to get interviewed. The one, the only Hermione Granger!
Hermione Granger: Walks out and sits in fluffy purple chair across from Girly.X.Girl Hello Girly.X.Girl!
Girly.X.Girl: Hello Hermione Granger! How are you?
Hermione Granger: Great thanks. And yourself?
Girly.X.Girl: I am great. I just really need a coffee.
Hermione Granger: You like coffee?
Girly.X.Girl: No, but I like ordering people around.
Crowd laughsGirly.X.Girl: So, Hermione, what does it feel like, to be one of the smartest students at Hogwarts?
Hermione Granger: I wouldn't say I am one of the smartest students at Hogwarts…
Girly.X.Girl: But you are a genius are you not?
Hermione Granger: I get good grades.
Girly.X.Girl: So how does that feel?
Hermione Granger: It feels really great. I love it when I open the owl, and look at my grades. My parents are always so proud of me, and I love it when they are proud you know? And then they throw this big party and…
Girly.X.Girl: Ok, I think the audience gets it. So, Hermione, how does it feel being best friends with two boys?
Hermione Granger: It's a lot of fun. It really is don't get me wrong, but I do wish that I had a girl to chat with.
Girly.X.Girl: What about Ginny?
Hermione Granger: No, she's cool to be around, and its fun when we do chat, but she has her own friends. And she is a year younger than I am.
Girly.X.Girl: So, you wish you had a friend that was a girl?
Hermione Granger: A little bit yes.
Girly.X.Girl: Ok. How did you feel when you found out you were a witch?
Hermione Granger: I was so surprised, and happy, and shocked. I couldn't MOVE my body, and I was so happy.
Girly.X.Girl: Did you have any signs that you were a witch, before you found out?
Hermione Granger: Well…once I got so MAD at this boy in my class, Timmy, because he wouldn't stop tugging at my hair, and calling me beaver. So, one day at recess, he called me beaver, so I yelled out Stop! And he froze solid. He was like an icicle! It was so weird! But cool!
Girly.X.Girl: Interesting. Very interesting. So, Hermione, is it true that you and Victor Krum are dating?
Hermione Granger: Um…were dating. We are just friends now.
Girly.X.Girl: Did you ask him?
Hermione Granger: No, he asked me!
Girly.X.Girl: And how did you feel when he asked you?
Hermione Granger: Really good. I felt really good about myself. Although I think there are some girls at Hogwarts now that hate my guts! Laughs
Crowd Laughs
Girly.X.Girl: Your probably right about that. Any ways, moving on, is it true that you have a crush on Ronald Weasly?
Hermione Granger: Ronald? Who calls him that?
Girly.X.Girl: You. And his mother. So do you?
Hermione Granger: Excuse me, but I think that if I had a crush on him (which I don't) I wouldn't admit it on National Television!
Girly.X.Girl: Oh, come on, its not National Television!
Hermione Granger: I am still not admitting it.
Girly.X.Girl: OMIGOD! SO YOU DO?
Hermione Granger: Goes red No I do not!
Girly.X.Girl: You so totally do! You're blushing!
Hermione Granger: Ok, do you have any other questions?
Girly.X.Girl: So, I understand you are working on a book?
Hermione Granger: How did you know?
Girly.X.Girl: I love gossip.
Hermione Granger: Right…
Girly.X.Girl: So, what is this book about?
Hermione Granger: My life story. Except a bit more exaggerated, and I think what I am going to do, is make up a few extra characters, and have a bit of a different plot, but my life story will be the base. I will change every one's names too.
Girly.X.Girl: Can I be in it? Bats eyelashes
Hermione Granger: Oh, oh course!
Girly.X.Girl: YAY! Prances around the stage AUDIENCE! When her book is done, you must buy it, and read all about ME!
Hermione Granger: Of course, you'll only be in, like, one chapter but…
Girly.X.Girl: Fine by me. Next question; Why don't you care about the way you look?
Hermione Granger: Who said I didn't?
Girly.X.Girl: My sources.
Hermione Granger: I do TOO care about the way I look…some times, that is. I am not obsessive about the way I look, I mean, some times I care, but not all the time, and that's healthy!
Girly.X.Girl: Putting on make up Oh, I am sorry dearie Looks around mirror What were you saying?
Hermione Granger: UGH! I GIVE UP! I AM OUT OF HERE!
Girly.X.Girl: No! Not so fast! We still have our audience questions! While we try to cool Hermione down, you can get some more catchy commercial tunes stuck in your head! Sings There GRRRRRRREAT!
(A/N I hope you enjoyed it! Ok, so I need some questions for Hermione, if you want me to make you sound a certain way, please let me know, or I will make you sound the way you probably don't! Because you know me!
And you can still keep trying to guess my name, although some people have caught on Wink
Thanks!)
