The next chapter of A Sexy Vampire Scorned.
Marceline hovers through the barren Land of Ooo, still upset.
"I can't believe this is happening to me." Marceline says to herself, "I mean... all I wanted to do was help. If only they'd listen to me." Anger starts to boil up inside of her. "Well, you know what, forget them!" she yells, "One second they treat me like a friend! The next, I'm their worst enemy! They were never my friends!" She continues to hover around, not caring about her direction. She soon starts to feel sad again. "Except for Finn." she mumbles, then sighs, "Finn... why wouldn't you listen to me?" All of a sudden, her train of thought is interrupted by the sounds of loud moaning coming from all directions. She looks up to see a hoard of zombies surrounding her. "Whoa, those guys are quick when they wanna be." Marceline states, as she rises into the air, "Too bad, guys! Maybe you should learn to fly!" Just then, some of the zombies sprout wings and fly up into the air. "...Did not see that coming." Marceline says, a bit surprised. She takes off flying away, with the winged zombies following behind. One of the zombies grabs one of Marceline's legs and tries to bite her. "Step OFF!" Marceline yells, kicking the zombie in the face, knocking it off her foot and sending it to the ground. The other zombies soar at her, grabbing onto her and driving her towards the ground. Marceline knocks one of the zombies off before hitting the ground hard, skidding across it, with a zombie still on her back. Marceline groans in pain. The zombie tries to bite her, as the other zombies gather around her. All of a sudden, the zombie's head is chopped off. Marceline looks up to see a pair of high heel boots in front of her. She looks up to see a female vampire, taller than Marceline, having more of a figure, and long, messy, black hair. She was dressed in a leather jacket, black skirt, black fish net stockings, knee high black boots, and a silver crown on her head. In her hand was axe converted into a bass guitar. The vampire looks at the zombies and growls.
"BACK!" the vampire orders, to which the zombies back away quickly. Marceline looks at the vampire, a bit shocked.
"No way, you're..." Marceline tries to say.
"You?" the vampire questions, with a wicked grin, "Yes." She extends a hand and helps Marceline back to her feet.
"But... how did you get here?" Marceline questions, still shocked.
"I should be asking you that." older Marceline informs, raising an eyebrow.
"Well, it's a long story." Marceline says, rubbing the back of her head.
"Well, I got plenty of time." older Marceline replies, then notices the zombies were still around them, "What are you still doing here? I said GO!" The zombies quickly leave. Marceline looks at her in shock.
"Wait, why do they listen to you?" Marceline questions.
"I'll explain that after you tell me your story." older Marceline states, as she takes Marceline by the hand, "Come on!" Her and Marceline take off flying. After a few minutes, Marceline finishes explaining the story to older Marceline.
"And that's how I got here." Marceline informs, sighing with a bit of sorrow.
"HA, HA, HA, HAAAA!" older Marceline laughs, wickedly. Marceline looks at her, a bit confused.
"Why's that funny?" Marceline questions.
"Because, that's exactly what happened to me." older Marceline informs, "I tried to follow Marshall Lee and ask him about Daddy's plan for taking over Ooo. But when we ended up here, the others wouldn't listen to my reasoning. Only it wasn't like it is now. It was a land where there was no me, Finn, Jake, or Bonnie. But for some reason they knew of us. So, after being scolded by my so called 'friends', I decided it was time to take Daddy up on his offer. And I've never been happier!"
"Wait... you mean, I did this?" Marceline questions, feeling bad.
"Of course!" older Marceline answers, giggling.
"And the zombies?" Marceline replies.
"I used a zombie head that fell from the sky." older Marceline says, "I used him to spread the virus and make all of Ooo our mindless slaves! After awhile though, we ditched the head. He wouldn't shut up and stop making jokes."
"But... why?" Marecline questions, "Why would we do this?"
"Because we're evil, duh, HA, HA ,HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAA!" older Marceline answers.
"Huh... good point." Marceline says, as she sees a giant, demonic castle in the distance, "Whoa, is that ours?"
"Yep." older Marceline replies.
"Looks nice." Marceline states. The two fly to a balcony and enter the castle, stepping into the throne room. It was full of demons and other monsters, and had two thrones in the center, one being sat upon by Hunson Abadeer, who had a bit of gray hair.
"Daddy, I'm home!" older Marceline announces.
"Ah, Marceline, enjoy your midnight flight?" Hunson Abadeer replies.
"Yeah... and I brought company." older Marceline announces. Hunson sees the younger Marceline.
"What the... Marceline?" Hunson Abadeer questions, shocked and confused.
"Sup." Marceline greets.
"...Honey, have you been studying the dark arts?" Hunson Abadeer replies, "If so... I'm so proud of you!"
"No, Dad, it's me from another universe." older Marceline says, "Kind of like me. Cool, huh?"
"Hmm... yes." Hunson Abadeer replies, thinking a bit, "Yes, it is. So... you must have gotten the special business proposal from me in your universe, right?"
"Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm here." Marceline states.
"I see, maybe we can talk about this some more." Hunson Abadeer says.
Back at the Ice Kingdom, Finn, older Finn, Jake, Deadpool, and Headpool return, finding a gathering of Candy People in the lab with Lumpy Space Princess, Starchy, Lady Rainicorn, and Princess Bubblegum.
"We're back." Finn informs.
"Oh, Finn, how did it go?" Princess Bubblegum questions.
"We got the Fire Kingdom on our side." older Finn answers.
"That terrific!" Princess Bubblegum replies.
"You're welcome." Deadpool says, winking.
[I honestly have no idea how we do it. I think we just open our mouth and just let it come.]
"That's what she said." Deadpool giggles.
"And how's the cure coming along?" older Finn questions.
"Not so good." Princess Bubblegum answers, looking through a microscope, "This virus is more advance than the ones that broke out before."
"What does that mean?" Jake replies.
"It means that we can't cure the virus with my previous antidotes." Princess Bubblegum informs.
"Hmm... have you tried giving the virus aids?" Headpool questions.
[...That just might be crazy enough to work!]
"Oh crud, dude." Finn says.
"That's not good." older Finn states, "If we don't find a cure, all of Ooo will remain zombies forever."
"...I'm cool with that." Headpool informs.
"There is another option." Deadpool says.
"What's that, DP?" Jake questions.
"Nuke the shit out of Ooo and start repopulating." Deadpool explains, "All in favor?" He raises his hand up, then looks around. Starchy and Lumpy Space Princess raise their hands.
"No, you fool, we have to cure these people!" Princess Bubblegum states, "And it would take thousands of years to finally repopulate Ooo!"
"PB's right, Wade." Finn informs. Deadpool crosses his arms and pouts.
"They never let my do anything!" Deadpool states.
[It's okay, Champ. ...You want a Poptart?]
"So, Princess, you think you can figure out a cure?" older Finn questions.
"Possibly, but it's going to take much more time." Princess Bubblegum replies, then looks at a few of the zombified candy rats, "And some more test subjects." Jake studies the rats, one hissing as Princess Bubblegum picks up a tube of chemicals and pours a drop on it. The rat then explodes.
"Ha, ha, ha, it's like playing Glob." Jake giggles, rubbing his paws together with an evil grin.
"Time isn't something we have a lot of." older Finn informs, as he looks up to see the Ice Castle melting a bit, "We have to take Abadeer down at dawn." Some of the Candy People look nervous.
"But... he's too powerful." a marshmellow states.
"And we're out numbered." an ice cream cone adds.
"And that guy smells like poo." a candy corn informs, pointing at Deadpool.
"Listen, Candy People, you are the last of your kind that has not died or become undead." older Finn explains, "And it's up to us to take back the land of Ooo and send Hunson Abadeer back to the Nightosphere!"
"And Marceline... right?" a chocolate dipped strawberry questions.
"Uh... yeah." older Finn answers, seeming a bit worried, "And all their demon and monster minions too! For too long have we had to take shelter in this frozen kingdom of ice! For too long have we had to run in fear from the likes of zombies!"
"For too long have we had to deal with this anti-gay bullshit from Chick-Fil-A!" Deadpool states.
[Seriously, what the hell is up with that? I mean, who the hell are they supposed to be?]
[The Westboro Baptist Church of Fast Food.]
"That's why you, the last remaining Candy People, will join forces with the Fire Kingdom and storm the castle at dawn and kick each one of their ungloby butts back to the Nightosphere!" Finn yells, which gets the Candy People excited, "So, who's with me?" The Candy People cheer loudly. Finn and Jake bump fists.
"Awesome, dude, we're totally gonna mess them up tomorrow!" Jake states, pounding his fist.
"I wonder what demon meat tastes like." Headpool says, licking what is left of his lips and drooling.
[I bet it's spicy! Hmm... delicious demon meat!]
"But, Finn, you can't just barge into the castle." Princess Bubblegum informs, "It's got to be fully of guards."
"Don't worry, PB." older Finn replies, "We got a plan."
"Yeah, right, Wade?" Finn questions. Deadpool let's out a high pitched squee of delight.
[Hurray, people finally want our help!]
"In your face, Shorty!" Deadpool yells, pointing at Headpool.
"That would be your face to, genius." Headpool informs.
"Damn you and your logic!" Deadpool replies, pointing a gun at Headpool. Jake stops him.
"Cool it, DP, now what's the plan?" Jake questions.
"It's simple, really." Deadpool states, "First, we create a distraction to throw off the two Overlords. Second, we storm in while their guard is dropped and kick their asses!"
"And how do we distract them?" Finn questions. Deadpool thinks for a moment.
"Does anyone know where to get college girls and Hippity Hops in bulk?" Deadpool replies.
[Stop thinking, dammit!]
Marceline hovers over her father and her older self, holding a bowl of strawberries and sucking the red out of each of them.
"And so, like, I can't believe Finn would do that!" Marceline states, a bit angry, sucking the red out of another strawberry, "And to think we were together!"
"Oh, honey, you know how it is with these mortals." Hunson Abadeer replies, sounding sympathetic, "Just when you think you can trust them, they turn on you."
"Yeah, that's why I've never hung with any of them since we took over." older Marceline adds.
"I guess you're right." Marceline sighs, seeming depressed.
"Of course we're right, Marcie." Hunson Abadeer informs, "And I think I know the best way to make you feel better. We'll figure a way to get you back to your universe, then you can free me from the Nightosphere." His head then morphs into his monster form. "THEN WE'LL MAKE THEM ALL SUFFER AND RULE OOO FOR ETERNITY!" he announces, then his head morphs back to normal, and he clears his throat, "...So, how does that sound?" Marceline thinks for a moment.
"Eh... I'm not sure, Dad." Marceline replies.
"That's okay, kiddo, take some time." Hunson Abadeer says, "And in the mean time, maybe we can do a little father daughter/ alternate universe daughter bonding. How does that sound?"
"Hmm... actually, that sounds pretty cool." Marceline informs, smiling a bit.
"That's my girl!" Hunson Abadeer laughs, winking at older Marceline, "So, what should we do first?" Marceline thinks for a moment, then a smile comes across her face again.
A few minutes later, Marceline has a guitar in her hands, older Marceline has her axe, and Hunson Abadeer is sat behind a drum set.
"You ready, Dad?" Marceline questions.
"Yeah, I guess." Hunson Abadeer sighs, "...Was kind of hoping you'd grow out of this faze by now."
Older Finn, Finn, Jake, Deadpool, and Headpool meet in a cave out in the barren land of Ooo.
"Psst, Flame Princess!" older Finn whispers into the cave, but there was no response.
"Princess?" Jake whispers.
"...Bueller?" Deadpool questions.
"STOP WHISPERING!" Flame Princess screams, lighting up the cave with her roaring fire form.
"AAAAHHH!" Finn screams in a high pitch.
"...Hey, so that's a pretty reasonable reaction." Headpool says.
[Well, she is a woman.]
Flame Princess returns to her normal state.
"Sorry, it's just that I really don't like whispering." Flame Princess explains, calming down.
"It's cool." Finn replies.
"So, are the Candy People ready for war?" Flame Princess questions.
"You bet your sweet tush, they are." Jake replies.
"That's cool, and Daddy's army is preparing itself." Flame Princess informs, "So, what's the plan."
"Well, while we have been off screen for the past few hours, I, the always lovable Deadpool, came up with a plan so cunning and perfect, that I can barely move." Deadpool says, then remains completely still. Jake slaps him. "Anyway, it goes like this." Deadpool explains.
[DISTRACTION! I AM DISTRACTING YOU!]
[Pay no attention to the fool spewing gibberish!]
[Hey, don't look away! Hey! Hey! ...Please? I'll show you my boobies!]
"And that's the plan!" Deadpool says, "Any questions?"
"Uh... yeah... what does 'botch' mean and why should we not do it?" Flame Princess questions.
"Not important." Deadpool answers.
"Are you sure?" Flame Princess replies, confused.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine." Deadpool says, waving his hand in front of her face, "Just remember not to botch." Flame Princess narrows her eyes at his hand, then she blows flames onto it, setting it on fire. "AAAHHH!" Deadpool squeals, waving his hand around, only making the fire spread more. He then pulls out a katana and slices off the burning arm. Everyone stares at the arm as the fire dies out. Deadpool then glares at Flame Princess. "Well... someone's off my Christmas card list." he states.
[Which ones is it this year? The ones with you in Rogue's room while she's asleep? Or the ones with you and those guys in that hotel-]
"You swore you'd never speak of that!" Deadpool yells.
"So, anyway, you think your dad would be up for it?" Finn questions.
"Maybe with a little convincing." Flame Princess answers.
"I'm sorry, would it be out of line if I asked if anyone was gonna eat the arm?" Headpool says, "'Cause I am really cravin' some flesh and that arm smells tasty!"
"Mathematical!" Finn yells. Older Finn stares at him for a moment.
"Yeah, that doesn't make us sound smart." older Finn informs.
"Wh-what?" Finn replies, a bit nervous, "Uh... wh-who said I was trying to sound smart, ha, ha, ha... th-that's a good one."
"You do remember that I am your future self, right?" older Finn questions. Finn facepalms, embarrassed. Jake walks over and slap his paw over Finn's hand on his face. Finn then removes them.
"Thanks, bro." Finn says.
"No problem, bud." Jake replies. Older Finn laughs a bit at the sight.
"Man, I remember those days." older Finn sighs, then seems a bit sad.
"Oh man." Jake says, feeling bad.
"You okay, dude?" Finn questions, concerned.
"Yeah, it's nothing, just some old memories brought up." older Finn informs.
"I know that feel, bro." Deadpool says.
"Me too." Headpool replies.
"That's a lie." Deadpool informs.
"It is a lie." Headpool states.
"Hey, cheer up, dude." Jake says.
"Yeah, I mean, you still have me and Jake." Finn replies.
"And me." Flame Princess adds, then a blush appears on her face.
"And me." Deadpool informs.
"And still you have me, Pewdie!" Headpool states, "I mean... not in a gay way."
[No, you totally mean in a gay way!]
"Shut up!" Headpool yells. Older Finn smiles.
"Thanks, guys." older Finn replies, "Now... let's get ready to kick some butt!"
"AWESOME!" Finn and Jake yell, excited.
"HEROIC CATCHPHRASE!" Deadpool yells.
"I got nothing." Headpool informs.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter. What will come next, you ask? Well, who the hell are you to ask me? That is quite frankly none of your damn business. You'll find out in the next chapter. Please Review. Thanks.
