After a long time of relaxing and backbreaking work on the house, I've finally come back to this fic. I'm sorry for not updating and I will write chapters for both my ToS fics alternating from chap to chap. Now, I know many of you enjoyed that last chapter with Lloyd and the dress. It was my friend's idea because he thought it would be funny to throw some feminine thing to Lloyd's attire. Now, on with the fic. Berserk1, going in.
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(A/N: remember, it's in Lloyd's point of view)
Man, how could this day get any worse? Sheena makes me wear a dress, which had green sequins, a red collar and an all white silk. Then Colette and the others see me in it and think I like to dress up like a girl! My reputation as the Eternal Swordsman will now be replaced with the emotional swordswoman. Guess I better let this blow over, which may take a few weeks to a year. I can wait that long, I mean there's nothing I have to do, right? Oh, wait the wedding. Crap. Well, I'll have to endure it then and make the best of it, with what best there is to be found.
knock knock knock
Now who could that be? If it's Genis, he won't make to the hallway before I get a hold of him. Oh it's Sheena, wonder what she wants?
"Hi Lloyd, I'm sorry about earlier today." She was so nice. I'm glad that I get to marry her. But the thing is I don't know much of this marriage thing. All I know is that a couple confesses their love then gets married and has a family later in life. I hope I can be a good husband. After beating Mithos and reuniting the worlds, I think I can manage.
"Don't worry about it. I'm sure it'll blow over in a few years and besides, I'm glad I helped any way I could." No thanks to my mouth not cooperating with the rest of my body. My brain thinks of things to say yet my mouth has different ideas of what to say. I'm actually quite smart but my mouth has made me to seem like a dunce.
"No, I am sorry." Now why is she looking at me with a big grin? "And I just happen to know how to make it up to you." Umm, she is getting rather close. Okay now she's kissing me. This is nice but what did she mean by knowing how to make it up to me? Whoa, hold on a second. What is she doing to my tongue? Okay this is new, but oddly satisfying. She's kissing me for a really long time now; I'm starting to run out of air and I might turn blue if this keeps up. Okay she parted from me, now I can breathe.
"Thanks Sheena, that really put my mind at ease over this whole day. I'm kind of tired so I'm going to turn in for the night. Sleep well." She just grins even more now, what is she thinking of?
"Oh I don't think so mister, I'm not done with you yet." Ahh, she jumped at me and pins me to the bed. Okay, I'm kind of uncomfortable right now but Sheena has a huge grin on right now. Is she enjoying this? I'm kind of scared right now. Now she's kissing me again. Just what is going on? She parted again. Now time to get to the bathroom to get changed. "Oh no, your not going anywhere!" She jumps at me again but I dodge. Does she want to fight? I can't make sense of this situation and why is she giggling the whole time? "Oh Lloyd, don't you want to play?" She said that in a weird voice. All I know is that my mind is screaming "YES!" and "SCORE!" over and over again.
"Umm, what exactly are you up to Sheena? This is totally unlike you. Are you okay? You're not hurt are you?" She shakes her head meaning "no". Good, at least she is in the right state of mind. She just motioned me back over to the bed. I think my spot behind the chair would be safer but let's see what she's up to.
"Hey Lloyd, have you ever done, "it", with a girl before?" That whole sentence made no sense whatsoever. What did she mean by doing "it" with a girl? She's slowly advancing on me now, some kind of look in her eyes.
"Uh, Sheena you're kind of scaring me. Look, I'm just gonna go to bed because I'm very tired today. Hey, whoa, that's my shirt." Now I'm very confused. She's kissing me all over and is… taking off my clothes. Okay, this is weird but oddly nice. She starts to go for my pants and things only progressed from there.
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The following morning
Wow, all I can say is wow. That was such a great night. So that was how much Sheena loved me. She looks so peaceful under the blankets. It's about ten in the morning and I should be getting dressed. Hmm, what should I where? Dad's custom traveling clothes, my new noble attire, or…
"How about you come back to bed?" Oh, Sheena's awake. Maybe she has an idea of what I can wear.
"Good morning sunshine. Did you sleep well? How about some breakfast, because I'm starving." Man after a night like that I was starving.
"No, I'm fine." She smiles and dives under the covers. I walk out of the bathroom to see a lump under the covers.
"Sheena, you're going to have to get up soon. You can't stay in bed all day, what will the others think?" I'm kind of tired myself but I have things to do like inviting the people of Iselia and contacting my adoptive dad and letting him know about the wedding.
"I don't care about what the others think. Oh, what ever you do, don't let Zelos know about what happened last night because if you thought the thing he did with the dress was bad, this will be a lot worse." I'm not going to question that. After putting on my recognizable red attire, I go to leave when someone grabs my legs. "Oh no, your leaving just yet. I still need a goodbye kiss." She gave me a devilish grin and I leaned over and gave her a light peck on the lips when she grabs my head and plants a big one. After a few minutes she lets me go. I wave goodbye as I leave the room when I see the familiar and unsettling color of red hair nearing the hallway. Crap it was Zelos and to make things worse, Sheena comes out of the room a few minutes later and he notices.
"Hey bud. Huh, you guys are getting up kind of late today. Anyway, I took care of the brat for you and I hope you know that I was just having some fun with you yesterday." He looks over and sees that Sheena blushes a bit when she looked at him. "Hmm, why is she acting so strange around us? Wait a minute!" Oh crap, I think his brain figured it out. "Did the two of you do it? You have to tell me or I'll bug you forever." Knowing him, he will.
"I'm not saying anything and just wondering, what did you do to Genis?" I have to know if it is worse than what I was gonna do. Genis has always been a bit of a smart ass and never misses a chance to crack a joke or make someone feel stupid.
"All in good time, now tell me about last night." He wasn't kidding when he said that he wouldn't stop bugging me.
"Again, I'm not saying anything." My mouth finally decided to cooperate with me.
"Okay fine, just one thing, top or bottom?" What the heck is that supposed to mean?
"Umm, what difference does it make?" DAMN, I fell for it. Zelos' grin just grew five feet wide and he puts his arm around me.
"Lloyd you stud, I didn't think you had it in you. I've been trying to get Sheena in bed for years and you manage to do it in only the time it took for our journey. I've got to hand it to you, you have either good looks, talent or picked up some of my qualities." … Now he's just being too inquisitive. Wow, where did that thought come from? I've been hanging out with the professor too much.
"Okay…, anyway I have to get some things done for the wedding preparations. I'll see you around." Zelos just waves and leaves. I see Sheena coming out of the room again.
"What did Zelos want?" I better lie to not make her mad about him finding out what we had done.
"Oh nothing, just some guy chat." Wow mouth, you're on a good streak. Keep it up. She just gives me a questioning look.
"Uh huh, well I'm off; I have to help Colette and Presea find nice outfits for the wedding. See ya." She walks off and I happen to notice she's wearing fairly normal clothes like a pair of pants, a less revealing top and carrying a purse of sorts. That's a first.
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I leave a breakfast shop after eating the place practically out of business. All I hear from the manager is a comment on how a boy can eat that much. After all those years with Dirk and those eating contests, I can safely say I can put it away quite well.
I see Zelos again but this time talking with Sheena. I can only assume the worst and make my way over there. Sheena was quite flustered and Zelos had a few handprints on his face. My assumptions have come true; the two were talking about last night.
"Just who told you about what me and Lloyd did last night? What right do you have to make a big joke of this? You're always surrounded by hunnies and you dare to make fun of me and Lloyd." Wow, I've never seen her this mad. He must have said something really irritating. Zelos puts up his arms in a sort of defense and manages to say something.
"Look, I just think that it's cute that you would take your relationship to that level. I never thought of you as that kind of girl but I guess Lloyd is special." He looks over to me. "Hey, there's the stud now. Can you do me a favor and keep your little hunny away from me?" Oh crap, I think Sheena just found out who told Zelos.
"Lloyd? You told this pervert about what we did?" Actually, I never said anything. He just guessed and I never denied.
"Umm, I never said we did anything but yet I never denied anything either." This just her a reason to divert her anger to me. Sheena then turns bright red from anger and clenches her fist. Zelos runs away with knowing what is going to happen next and manages to say something to me.
"Lloyd, if you want to live, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" I take this advice and begin to run as Sheena bolts after me, intent to harm flaring in her eyes. As I run for my life I wonder, what ever did Zelos do to Genis?
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Now, that is one chapter that I have been wanting to type up. Lloyd manages to screw up yet again by letting Zelos, the mega perv, know about what he and Sheena did the night before. Let me know of what you think of this fic. The next one will focus on Genis and his revenge on Zelos, no Lloyd or Sheena fluff, maybe a mention. Thanks for all your support and reviews. Berserk1, out.
