I can't understand why my Spyro the Dragon fanfics are much more popular than the other ones I've written. I also can't understand why this piece of crap has an exponential growth while most of my other stories are almost unread. I've reached the conclusion that what you're looking for is fun. Well, the customer is always right, so I'll try to make you die of laughter, or at least what my imagination can offer (see how much I listen to the reviewers). Thanks a lot for liking my story! I'll put my entire mind and soul now to make it better only because the reviewers say so. I hope you like what comes next.

Spyro stopped at the sight of two beautiful dragonesses who were looking at him and frankly seemed mad.

"What have I done?"-he asked them as if he didn't actually knew.

"Oh, Spyro! You're finally here. Please tell this pinky pie how much you love me."-said Cynder

"What?"-was Spyro's answer.

"Do you remember the fun we had back in the dimensional hole, Spyro?"-said Ember. "You and I know that we are meant for each other"

"He is mine and he has told me thousands of times!"-said Cynder.

"We were meant for each other and anyone with half the normal wits can see that!"-yelled Ember.

"You're such a disgusting lizard!"-said Cynder.

"You nasty frog eye"-replied Ember. "I am meant to be with Spyro, and you can do nothing to help it."

"Let's let Spyro decide it!"-said Cynder certain of how the result would be.

"Fine"-said Ember as a strange devilish smile appeared from her mouth.

Cynder thought for a moment. How could this pink brat be ok with making Spyro decide? If she thought logically, the cards were going for Cynder, for given the impossible case that he preferred Ember (what an imagination!), Spyro would obviously say Cynder, as he was such a gentle dragon. Unless… Ember had an ace up her sleeve. She decided that that was impossible and told Spyro:

"My love, can you end up this silly thing? I know it's kind of stupid asking something like this, but… Who would you choose; me or that pink ugly dragoness?"-Cynder said, a little nervous despite her advantage.

Spyro, that had been looking all the time at the situation, couldn't believe what a situation he had in front of him. Choosing between them? He must have been a true Casanova. All this stuff was making him feel a little dizzy. Maybe a little too dizzy for the normal dizziness he was used to.

"Ember"-he said, to what Cynder remained open mouth.

"Ember?"-asked Cynder not believing her ears.

"Yeah, loser"-said Ember hugging his prize. "He said my name. Now get lost before I kick you out"

Cynder didn't really understand the situation, what was surely better, because if she did she could either have killed everything at a 5km radius or cry a river, depending on the feeling that overcame her first.

"Didn't you hear, loser?"-said Ember again. "Leave now, before I kill you"

Cynder was paralyzed. She couldn't bear the fact she had lost once more the owner of her heart. Unbelievingly, she stood still. Ember rolled her eyes and told the purple dragon:

"Spyro, would you do me the favor?"

"Sure, Ember"-he said, and immediately he grabbed Cynder from the tail and threw her with uncommon force as far as he could.

"Bye bye, dragoness"-said Ember with a huge devilish smile and evil victory blue eyes.

Well folks, a shorter chapter this time. This way I can update sooner so you read some of what is going on. I guess you must hate me right now… Has Cynder lost Spyro forever? Did Ember win once for all? And why did Spyro do such unforgivable nasty act? All this and much more in the next chapter of Spyro and the Love Triangle!