I will tell everyone I meet you have a huge member for an entire day.
Harry read number three on the list for the hundredth time in the week since his and Draco's detention. He knew what he wanted to do, but he felt so unsure. Maybe this was a bad idea. No, he had too. Harry waited until the potions classroom was almost empty. Draco was still cleaning up something he had spilled. Harry waited calmly. Just as Draco was about to leave he spoke.
"Draco?" Harry asked softly. Draco turned looking at him.
"What?" Draco asked back.
"Can I talk to you for a minute?" Harry tried to smile. Draco walked over to him and sat down.
"I don't know if I can do this." Harry muttered. Warm lips touched his in a sweet kiss. Harry responded with no thought. He returned Draco's kiss. Sliding his tongue along Draco's lips Harry was in heaven. Draco moaned softly. Harry backed up looking into those soft gray eyes. "Draco, that's not what I was trying to get…"
"Oh, well, what then?" Draco asked slightly breathless.
"I umm… you can't do number three." Harry said pulling the list out of his pocket.
"I will tell everyone I meet you have a huge member for an entire day." Draco quoted before Harry showed him the list. "Why?"
"Well, because… well… I mean…" Harry stumbled.
Draco almost yelled. "Spit it out already."
Harry looked up. "You haven't seen it, so it's a lie if you tell people its huge." Harry said really fast blushing so red he looked like a large tomato.
Draco smiled and touched a finger to Harry's cheek. "You look so innocent when you're embarrassed." Harry blushed even redder.
"So, are you saying I'm supposed to skip that one?" Draco asked. Harry nodded.
"No." Draco said. "I am not. I have a better idea. Show me, then I can't lie."
Harry spluttered and turned his head away. Draco hooked a finger under Harry's chin and pulled him back. Harry looked into his eyes and felt lost. Draco's face was inches from his own. Harry couldn't help himself; he tilted his head and met Draco's lips with his own. Harry sighed into the other boy's mouth. Draco opened without being asked and Harry lavished every part of his mouth with his own tongue. Draco tasted so sweet. Harry swirled his tongue onto Draco's in pure ecstasy. Breaking away, Harry trailed his kisses down Draco's neck to his ear. He nibbled the soft flesh behind Draco's ear and Draco moaned so load Harry thought he was dying. Harry smiled.
Draco was in heaven. Harry hit his sweet spot and Draco couldn't contain the moan. Reaching his hand down, he undid Harry's waistband. Slowly he lowered Harry's pants revealing silky boxers. He lowered those too and gasped at the sight of Harry naked from the waist down. Smiling Draco redressed Harry.
"What was that?" Harry asked.
Draco continued smiling. "Now I wont be lying when I tell everyone you have a huge member." And Draco walked away.
Harry had expected the rumors to start immediately, but they didn't. Apparently Draco hadn't started number three yet.
Three days after their rendezvous in the potions classroom, Draco decided it was time. It was a beautiful Monday morning. He headed down to breakfast running into no one. Damn. Just as he entered the great hall, someone ran into him. Looking down, he saw Granger.
"Harry has a huge member." Draco said smiling then he kept walking.
"Harry!" Draco heard Granger yell returning to her seat.
Harry looked up. "What? I thought you left."
"I ran into Malfoy…" Hermione began, Harry's face looked stunned. "… He says you… umm… have-huge-member." Hermione finished really fast whispering.
"Damn him. I will kill him, I swear." Harry said slamming down his fork and standing.
Draco watched as Harry walked towards him. Crap this can't be good, but Draco had to keep it up.
"Malfoy, can I speak to you please?" Harry started to ask. "Outside." He added before Draco could comment. Draco nodded and followed him out of the hall.
"You have a huge member." Draco said when they were finally out of earshot of the other students.
"How could you? I think Hermione is scarred for life." Harry asked. Draco just smiled and walked away.
It got worse throughout the day and by dinner that night Harry just wanted the day to end. Everyone knew of his member and it seemed only a handful of Slytherins had heard the news straight from Draco. It had passed from house to house throughout the day. Harry sighed. It can't get much worse. He mustered up the remaining courage he could and walked into the great hall. Silence followed, then the talk erupted again. Draco sat in his usual place watching the commotion. Shit! Professor McGonagall was heading right for Draco.
"Mr. Malfoy!" She said stopping in front of him, she handed him his missing potions book. "A student found this while heading to my class, I told them it would be returned." McGonagall waited. "Don't you have something to say?" she asked.
Harry watched the scene unfold. No way would he say it, not to a teacher. But, Harry was wrong.
"Harry has a huge member." Draco said with no emotion whatsoever.
"Excuse me?" McGonagall asked.
"Not a thing, Professor. Thanks for my book." Draco responded.
McGonagall looked stunned. She walked away not sure she had heard right. Something about Harry, but no, he wouldn't say that.
Draco looked up to see Harry laughing so hard he was turning purple.
