50 things I will Not do in the Naruto World

Number 5

I will not ask how Tayuya got her flute


Jirobo: Hey Tayuya.

Tayuya: what &$&#&( head.

Jirobo: -used to her foul language- how'd you get your flute?

Tayuya: what kind of !#&$(&#$)$) question is that!?!?!?!

Tayuya: fine. If you must ask….

Kidomaru: Oooooh! Let me tell the story!

5 mins later

Kidomaru:…and that's when she solely caused the ultimate destruction of her clan!

-Ukon and Sakon walk in-

Ukon: what are you talking about? That's that Uchiha freak.

Sakon: yah! And that's not how it went! She said that she killed the Otakage and stole the flute from HIM!

Jirobo: wait….we don't have an Otakage…

Ukon: yah we do! It's Orochimaru-sama!!!

Kidomaru: no we don't! remember!? The 5 great Kages don't acknowledge us! And they definitely won't acknowledge such a horrible villain as Orochimaru!

-Kimimaru appears out of nowhere behind Kidomaru-

Kimimaru: are you talking bad about Orochimaru-sama?

Kidomaru: -scared- NO! n-nn-no! I meant…the great 5 kages are just so dumb, they won't acknowledge Orochimaru-sama because he is just so much more powerful than them….

Kimimaru: -still not satisfied-

Kidomau: AND BECAUSE HE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN ALIVE!!!!!

Kimimaru: -Happy-

Kidomaru: -under breath- that..love child of Michael Jackson and Lord Voldemort.

Kimimaru: -glare-

Kidomaru: wait…aren't you supposed to be dead?

Kimimaru: we're all dead….on the inside….

Everyone: O---O

Kimimaru: I heard you talking about Tayuya's flute

Jiboro: so you know where she got it?

Kimimaru: yah I was with her at the time

Tayuya: OK YOU &$(&$#(&$&)#$$#!!!!!!!!!! ILL TELL YOU!!!!!!!!it's a precious family heirloom!!! It's all I have left of my parents!!!!!!!!!!! -starts to cry-

Jiboro, Kidomaru, Sakon, Ukon: TT-TT

Kimimaru: Tayuya……you got that at Wal-Mart


Authors Note: lol this one is my favorite by far