50 things I will Not do in the Naruto World
Number 5
I will not ask how Tayuya got her flute
Jirobo: Hey Tayuya.
Tayuya: what &$&( head.
Jirobo: -used to her foul language- how'd you get your flute?
Tayuya: what kind of !#&$($)$) question is that!?!?!?!
Tayuya: fine. If you must ask….
Kidomaru: Oooooh! Let me tell the story!
5 mins later
Kidomaru:…and that's when she solely caused the ultimate destruction of her clan!
-Ukon and Sakon walk in-
Ukon: what are you talking about? That's that Uchiha freak.
Sakon: yah! And that's not how it went! She said that she killed the Otakage and stole the flute from HIM!
Jirobo: wait….we don't have an Otakage…
Ukon: yah we do! It's Orochimaru-sama!!!
Kidomaru: no we don't! remember!? The 5 great Kages don't acknowledge us! And they definitely won't acknowledge such a horrible villain as Orochimaru!
-Kimimaru appears out of nowhere behind Kidomaru-
Kimimaru: are you talking bad about Orochimaru-sama?
Kidomaru: -scared- NO! n-nn-no! I meant…the great 5 kages are just so dumb, they won't acknowledge Orochimaru-sama because he is just so much more powerful than them….
Kimimaru: -still not satisfied-
Kidomau: AND BECAUSE HE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN ALIVE!!!!!
Kimimaru: -Happy-
Kidomaru: -under breath- that..love child of Michael Jackson and Lord Voldemort.
Kimimaru: -glare-
Kidomaru: wait…aren't you supposed to be dead?
Kimimaru: we're all dead….on the inside….
Everyone: O---O
Kimimaru: I heard you talking about Tayuya's flute
Jiboro: so you know where she got it?
Kimimaru: yah I was with her at the time
Tayuya: OK YOU &$(&$#(&$&)#$$#!!!!!!!!!! ILL TELL YOU!!!!!!!!it's a precious family heirloom!!! It's all I have left of my parents!!!!!!!!!!! -starts to cry-
Jiboro, Kidomaru, Sakon, Ukon: TT-TT
Kimimaru: Tayuya……you got that at Wal-Mart
Authors Note: lol this one is my favorite by far
